Dear diary, what did I do today?

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This is the diary I had when I was smaller and-Well......... I now know why I am call a demon- Please, don't read if you're going to be disgusted-

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FuNky~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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By TheFourthWallRebuild

Dear diary,
Today is my parents wedding!!! I'm excited, but dis boi stole my fooking piece of Rum cake!! (Little me, you do know Rum is in it, right?....) The little shit, ATE MY MFING RUM CAKE!!! I cried. I wanted to feel funky like Grandpa!!! (I- Wtf?!?)

But no worries!! There's champagne here too! And lots of †RUM CAKE† Grandpa even got me a second glass!!! WOOOOOO!!! Grandpa and I are gonna get ♪FuNkY♪ tonight!! Grandpa is best man ÙwÚ. He even got me a THICCO piece of Rum cake!! Rum cake go BRRRRRRR wee!! Boi! Grandpa gave some barbeque rolls!!! He is best!!! I'm must go now but * Inhale*

Smoke grass
Eat ass

And

Dab fast B)

*Dabs into heaven*

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