A car was driving past a billboard with Gideon's face on it.
Next to the billboard is Deputy Durland and Sheriff Blubs' squad car. The speed of the car diving by is 99 miles per hour, however, the two officers were oblivious to this.
⚠️{No one's POV}⚠️
Blubs: "Focus, Deputy. Remember your training. Easy...easy......"
Durland was trying to do a children's maze game.
Blubs: "You're almost there!"
Durland somehow skips the treasure chest and lands into the mouth of the shark on the game.
Durland: "Dang it! I almost got the treasure!"
Blubs: "The time we spend together is treasure enough..." He then goes on a rumbling, but soon stops when he notices something.
Blubs: "Hey, you feel that...?"
A huge claws come and rip the roof off the car.
Durland: "Reckon' we should report that..."
Blubs: "...or go for a ride in our new convertible!"
They both then scream and shout with joy as they drove off.
Stan was giving a tour to a bunch of tourists on the Mystery cart.
Stan: "Ladies and gentlemen! Continuing our Mystery Tour you'll see the world famous Outhouse of Mystery! I got stuck in there once!"
Boy: "Could I go to the bathroom...?" He politely asked.
Stan: "Save all questions until after the tour...."
Boy sighs and as the cart hits a large bump and he sighs again.
Stan: "...and up ahead if you look really closely, everybody get your cameras you're gonna wanna see this..."
⚠️{Mabel's POV}
I was with Waddles and Biscuit, looking out the window to the beautiful outside world with them.
Mabel: "Finally, Waddles and Biscuit, we have the whole house to ourselves! What do you think? Dance party...?"
Waddles oinks as Biscuit let's out a squeak.
Mabel: "I'm not hearing any no's!"
I flip the sign from open to closed, turn on the volume of the radio, and the words 'CRITTER DANCE PARTY' appear.
I dance by herself and with the two adorable animals as they eat popsicles off the floor.
I squish Waddles' face and Pat Biscuit's head.
We then wear sunglasses and take a bunch pictures, eat books and dance on the floor and table.
Mabel: "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes...yes.....yes...."
⚠️{No one's POV}⚠️
Mabel falls on the ground and Waddles along with Biscuit lick her fingers.
Mabel: "Uh oh! Cuddle time!"
The two animals come over and cuddle with her.
Mabel: "Waddles, Biscuit, can I tell you a secret? You're my favorite pig in the whole world and you're my favourite squirrel Biscuit..." She yawns and falls asleep.
⚠️Timeskip⚠️
{Gift shop}
Stan walks in, counting money while laughing to himself and soon trips over his niece.
Stan: "Aah! Mabel? What are ya doing on the floor...?"
Mabel: "Being cute and great!" She squishes her and Waddles' faces together as Biscuit climbed on her head.
Stan: "...and I thought your brother was weird..." He said as he puts on a pair of sunglasses.
Mabel: "No. He's more like..." She puts on one of the hats Dipper wears and tries to mock his voice.
Mabel: "Aaah! Let's solve a mystery! I kiss a pillow with [Y/N] face drawn on it!"
Stan: "Ha ha ha. That's pretty good. Kissin' a pillow..." He laughed.
The two little animals start chewing on Stan's pants.
Mabel: "Go, go! Chew that pant leg!"
Stan groans and raises his leg and Waddles tears off a piece of his pants.
Stan: "Alright!" He finally had enough and opened the window.
Stan: "Outside! Now!"
Mabel: "No! Grunkle Stan! It's not safe for Waddles outside! There's predators! And barbecuers! Same goes for Biscuit!"
Stan: "That's just the natural order! It's not my fault your pig's potentially delicious! And that squirrel well be eatin' by some bird!"
Mabel: "They should be inside like a person..."
Stan:"People don't roll around in their own filth. Except for Soos..."
Mabel: "And we're the lesser for it. Maybe we're the ones who should be put outside. Huh? Huh? Think about it! Hmph!" She crossed her arms and stomped out of the gift shop.
Dipper, [Y/N] and Soos were in the forest, sitting in Soos's truck.
Dipper: "Today's the day, guys. Thanks for coming along on this mission..."
Soos: "Dude. It's an honor.Today I'm sweating from heat and excitement! Hoo!" He wipes off some of his sweat.
[Y/N]: "Same!" He said as his sweater was drenched in his sweat.
Dipper: "...ew... anyways,there's something hiding in these woods. Something big enough to rip the roof off a car. If we get a photo of this thing we'll be heroes!"
Soos: "Yeah we'll get all the babes. You'll be fending off smooches with a stick! He nudges Dipper.
Soos then stops and panicked as he felt [Y/N] death glare on him.
Dipper: "Ha ha, shut up, man..."
Soos: "...with a stick, dude!"
Dipper:Here, give me a boost..."
[Y/N], Dipper and Soos were tying 3 cameras to 3 trees. Soos slides down to a branch where Dipper is drinking some water and [Y/N] was eating crackers.
Soos: "Oof! Got it...." He slid down from the tree.
Soos: "Is sap supposed to be this sticky...?"
He tries to get it off, but a fly trapped in the sap.
Dipper: "If everything goes according to plan, the creature will grab that steak, cross through the string, and set off cameras A, B, and C..."
[Y/N]: "What an amazing plan!"
Soos: "...and nothing can go wrong. High five!"
Soos and Dipper high five but they get stuck in the sap.
[Y/N]: "Hey! What about me!"
Dipper then high fives [Y/N] with his free and gave him a smile.
Dipper: "Ok, this was poorly planned......"
A roar is heard, a wind rushes through, and the cameras take pictures rapidly. Soos and Dipper look at it and the steak is gone, and the ropes are broken.
Dipper and Soos give each other a huge smile, but then freak out when they realise [Y/N] is missing.
⚠️{Mabel's POV}
Mabel was making Waddles a red sweater with her face on it and blue for Biscuit with [Y/N]'s face.
⚠️TV.
???: "Hey you!"
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Mabel: "Me...?" She looks at the TV.
⚠️TV.
???: "Sick of constantly dropping your baby?
Man on TV: "Yes.Hi, I'm Bobby Renzobbi! And what you need is the
!Man on TVI can hold ten babies at once!
Bobby: "I know what you're thinking: Does it work for pigs and squirrel's? Ah ha ha, yeah it does work for these animals, stupid! Feel your pig's and squirrel's heartbeat next to yours! IT WORKS FOR ANIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMLLLLSSS!!!"
A giant pig nose and squirrel tail comes on screen.
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Mabel gasps.
Mabel: "Grunkle Stan! I'm off to get a Huggy Wuvvy Tummy Bundle!"
Stan: "Yeesh. Isn't knitting matching sweaters for that pig and squirrel enough...?"
Mabel pauses and thinks for a moment.
Mabel: "Nope. Anyway..." She picks up Waddles and Biscuit hops on her shoulder.
Mabel: "I need you to look after this little gentleman while I'm gone...."
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