stupid genshin chatfic

By lovely_taro

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idk why i made this i was REALLY bored and just expect a bit of kaebedo and xiaoven bc theyre m y comfort shi... More

the start weewoooo
part 2 of this nonsense
i am losing motivation send help
part 4 splease sendnhepl
chaptr 4 booty fart
chapter 5
A/N

part 3 making out emoji

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By lovely_taro


slight xiaoven again comfort ship go brrr

venti: xixiixixixixixiixaoaoaoaaaoaaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoao

venti: xixixixiixaaaaoxiaxiaoxiaoixpixaixiaxioxiaoxiaixoixoxixoxxoxxxoxo

xiao: what

lumine: will u guys just SHUT UP FOR ONCE

venti: ur just JEALOUS bc ur single

lumine: damn that kinda hurt

sucrose: hhhh hi uwu

venti: NOT THE UWU

xiao: IM FUCKIGNBLLl

xiao; VENTU UM FUCKGNBAHKGIN

xiao: IM BALUGNDUE

xia: IMLEWUYREHD

xiao: BLLAIN

xiao: IM BALLIGFND UMBLALIN IM FUCKING BALLIN BITCHES

childes: venti come get yo boyfriend

venti: xiao.... whats wrong?

xiao: IM FLALIN IFMUCKFU RNEBDTYZGH IM BKALUGN BALLIN DUDE IM FUCKING BALLIN YALL JUST DNT UNDERTSAND MY SWAG AND BSKLINDWBADERTYHU

venti: xiao :(

venti: thats so emotional..

xiao: IM BALITREN IMBALIGNUM

xiao:   @everyoen IM BALLIGNIBTFDU UIKMF&KIUGJ BALZiuzgn  UIKMFDLAUGN UM FALLING IM BALIGN

zhongli: xiao who beat you this time?

venti: probably a hilichurl

ningguang: who has disturbed the all mighty ningguang

beidou: hhheeyyy

ningguang: captain of the crux?

beidou: thats me wink wonk

paimon; I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU

andrius: i will eat you

razor: lupical!

aether: is that the only thing he can spell correctly

andrius: get tf away razor

razor: lupical.. :(

bennett: andrius you fat big meanie!!

andrius: k

kaeya: HOW DOES THE WOLF HAVE A PHONE

xiangling: guys i burnt down wanmin on accident call xingqiu i need a hydro holder rn

xingqiu: i am on my way my liege

chongyun: what about me

xingqiu: come with me too :)<3

chongyun: yay

xiao: diona is from warrior cats confirmed??!?!?!

venti: WHAT

venti: XIAO WHO HURT YOU

xiao: xiao the alpha uwu

venti: im convinced this isnt xiao

diluc: this is kaeyas fault

xiao: ormgee kaeya the culprit confriemd wiuhygrtrdeswaqwesrdtfgyhu gf gvhbgbrghbrjdfhg fthjgf

venti: what did that blue ass elsa mf do

kaeya: I ONLY GAVE HIM ONE SIP

kaeya: OKAY TWO

kaeya: I GAVE HIM THE WHOLE BOTTLE

venti: WHAT DID XIAO DO TO DESERVE THIS

xiao: like, cmere you little jerk! taste the back of my palm. but you aint my daddy! nah BUT IM DOIN YA MOM



A/N: two UPDATES WOOO YAYAYF OK IM GONNA SLEEP IM TIRED 

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