Double update bitches!! I'm bored, and hyper, and kinda horney but thats not important!
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"NO"- izuku
"YES"- dabi
"NO"- izuku
"YES"- dabi
"NO"- izuku
"FOR FUCKS SAKE GO TO WORK!"- dabi
"I NEVER AGREED TO THIS!"- izuku
"i feel bad for dabi, now he has to drag him to work" Shigaraki said.
Toga just giggled and continued to record them as dabi threw izuku over his shoulder and walked out.
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"Hi welcome to the mall. Thank you for bringing all your children 😃"- izuku
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"My name is izuku, I have been a mall security guard for 5 hours"- izuku
"Just enough time for it to suck up my entire soul" -izuku
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"Im going to hang myself!~"- izuku
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"I got fired on my first day so now I work for the elderly shits"- izuku
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"Are you iruku?!"- elderly person
"Izuku."- izuku
"Oh good! Dana its him!"- elderly person
"Smells like a alligators asshole in here!"- Dana person
"How do you know what that smells like? Did you rape one"- izuku
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"I also got fired there"- izuku
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"Now a convenience store! For fucks sake!"- izuku
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"Please dont throw hot dogs at me"- izuku
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"Its gunnu be $3:76, and no I will not suck your cock, I got 2 hotties at home and they know how it feels to have there nibbles twisted by so shoo boo"- izuku
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(Person pays in many coins)
"Trying to give me a fucking seizure.?"- izuku
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"Stop that asshole!"- izuku
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"Can someone help me, the escalator stopped and someone is robbing the jewelry store :>"- izuku
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"Welcome to mashy mart, thank you for bringing your fucking kids mr i pay to suck cocks" - izuku
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"I have the ability to transform my speed from normal human, to raptor"- izuku
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"Hello sir."- izuku
"I just wanted to say that ketchup on cake is not a option, what are you homophobic?!"- izuku
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"Sir I don't care if your kids are here , hey kids don't be like your dad he likes to suck cock and he ain't giving up"- izuku
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"OI THAT IS NOT A TOY"- izuku
"what is it?"- 4 year old
"Oh kid thats what we call a dildo, you stick it in your ass and wait for the magic to happen"- izuku
"Can I try it?"- 4 year old
"Yeah just don't come back"- izuku
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"What are you doing?"- dabi
"I wanted to be Spiderman but ended up hanging off a balcony"- izuku
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"The good thing about being a caretaker for a day at a billionaires house is that you have a full day to steal there shit"- izuku
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"Oop gotcha bitch, I saw you picking your nose!"- izuku
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"I have one dad and one mom, they both adopted me but they both try to kill each other so kid when you see your parents together you jump out a window and run okay"- izuku
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"You wanna talk to my manager?"- izuku
"Dave some bitch wants to talk to you "-izuku
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"I hate the little skin suits they wear, literally they let kids walk around here naked"- izuku
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"OI, I WILL SET YOUR WIG ON F I R E"- izuku
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"I take my job very seriously."- izuky
"Oh yeah well someone just stole your laptop"- dabi
"Huh oh yeah-"- izuku
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"GOD IM GUNNU SET THIS PLACE ON FIRE"- izuku
"and thats how I got fired from all my jobs"- izuku