*[Y/N] POV*
[Y/N]: *Yawn*......where....where am i?....
Akali: Hey you.....your finally awake
[Y/N]:Huh?
Akali: You were trying to cross the border right?.....walked into that imperial ambush, same as us.....
[Y/N]: What are you talking about?
Akali: Nevermind
Why do I get the feeling that i missed something
[Y/N]: .........man.....what happened
Kai'sa: You were teased too much and well
Ahri: Too much blood went into your head andddddd you passed out
[Y/N]: Huh......never knew it was possible to faint from the rush of blood
Evelynn: Well it was too much teasing so.........we even had to call a doctor for that
[Y/N]: Well thank you for your careness.......*Whisper*....not that I needed it
Kai'sa: What was that?
[Y/N]: Nothing *smile*
.......Wait.....why am I still the bitch again......ughh whatever
????: Look at you being submissive........I bet you like it
[Y/N]: Uhhh *blush*
Akali: [Y/N] Why are you Blushing?
[Y/N]: Umm...nothing...just.................nothing
Kai'sa: Ummm...is it from yesterday?
????: Oh my a feisty one indeed you sure have caught a big fish I might say
Your still not HELPING
[Y/N]: *ahem*........No.....just that.....I'm remembering the teasing.......to which........stop.......otherwise I'll go out again
Ahri: Noted
Evelynn: Also Seraphine you still haven't explained how you were out yesterday
Seraphine: *sigh*.....can we....just ignore it ok
[Y/N]: Wait.....what happened
Seraphine: Wait don't tell h-
Akali: Appearently she was out and who knows God where in the house
[Y/N]: Huh....where were you?
Seraphine: ummmmmmm [DO IT HARDER~].........Somewhere..*whistle*
[Y/N]: By somewhere you mean
Seraphine:Ummm......I was.....[YES YES HARDER [Y/N]~].......*Ahem*.......somewhere
Akali: Seraphine...be specific now....
Seraphine: OK....sooo....I may had to go to the bathroom because the alcohol was way to much [*Vomit sounds*]......yea it was too much for me to handle
Akali: Hmmmmm seems reasonable
Evelynn: Still your bathroom or one of ours? Because you were clearly drunk and I heard vomiting
Seraphine: My bathroom *nervous laughter*
Wait a minute................that puddle I found in my bathroom.........no.....it wasn't vomit......it..................
[Y/N]:........well then ummm.......immmm......just gonna go
Akali: Wait you just woke up don't you need a rest
[Y/N]: Haha no no I don't I have some work to do haha
Evelynn: What do you mean your already working
[Y/N]: I meant piltover work haha
Ahri: Umm for how long?
[Y/N]: Ummmmm........Maybe an hour
Kai'sa: Good be back by 4
[Y/N]: Sure sure sur-..........wait what?
Kai'sa: You heard me.........be back......by 4 pm
[Y/N]: But....it's 12 pm I'm tryna spend my ti-
Kai'sa: Did I stutter!
[Y/N]: Ummm....*Gulp*......heard you.....loud.....and clear..
Kai'sa: Good *smile* Carry on then
[Y/N]: OK now.............
Bye!
*Fast running footsteps**No one POV*
Evelynn: Wow..........I'm shocked
Seraphine: Yea to see him obey is like......wow
Akali: Who would have thought that Kai'sa had it in her
Ahri: Welll......at least we learned something new hehe~
Evelynn: What are you planning?
Ahri: Oh nothing........don't worry about it
Akali: Wait wouldn't it count as cheating I mean Kai'sa already claimed him first
Seraphine: There is the idea of harem sooo
Evelynn: Wait....harem?
Seraphine: Yea where we all share 1 guy aka [Y/N]
Kai'sa: But this week you can't *chuckles*
Ahri: Ugh....spoil sport
Kai'sa: I mean in general also because you guys clearly haven't made a move yet
Evelynn: Hmph look at you being all proud of claiming him.....want a cookie?
Kai'sa: No.....but staying away from him for this week would be nice
Evelynn: *growls*........alright.....fine....
Akali: *sigh*.......does that mean playing games with me too?
Kai'sa: Hmmmmm....I'll allow it
Akali: YES!
Kai'sa: Under one condition
Akali: Tell me
Kai'sa: You......have to stay a few inches away from him
Akali: Oh that's easy [It's not easy]
Kai'sa: Well see
Evelynn: Well best start our day so......
Akali: Yup.....so excuse me
Ahri: Yea.....bye
Kai'sa: Hmmmmmm.........how lucky am I
Seraphine: *Groans*.....*whisper*.....I hate you!...
Kai'sa: What was that sera?
Seraphine: Nothing *smile*
*Meanwhile**[Y/N] POV*
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM TOTALLY LIKE......KAI'SAS BITCH NOW LIKE COME ON ME A MURDEROUS RAMPAGING MONSTER THAT TAKES NO FUCKS FROM ANYONE AUTOMATICALLY BECOMES A BITCH TO SOME PUNY MORTALS
????: *Laughter* how the tables have turned hahahah
Oh shut it you
????: [Y/N] when was the last time you ever had a girlfriend?
[Y/N]: ummm never?
????: So this is your first time then
[Y/N]:.........Yes
????: Are you embarrassed?
[Y/N]:.....N.....No
????: *sigh*...you lonely bastard.....but well consider yourself lucky then......because you managed to hit the jackpot...alot of guys would kill to be In your position
[Y/N]: You really think so huh
????: yes.....well not me since.....I'm just trying to end the world right after I take your body
[Y/N]: That's never gonna happen
????: It will.....remember....the angry you get....the more of an opportunity I get to take control of you
[Y/N]: That's why before you almost made me reject Kai'sa with the dance
????: yes.......just so you can be with her.....very good plan indeed
[Y/N]: Plan....what plan?
????: You will see later on......*laugher*
[Y/N]: *tch*....whatever
*Timeskip 5 minutes later*
*knock*knock**knock*
Zed: Oh....it's you
[Y/N]: Hi.....haha
Zed: What do you want
[Y/N]: Just let me in
Zed: Hmmmmm...alright
*click**closing doors*
Darius: Who is that
Kayn: Is it the pizza girl again?
Zed: No its not the pizza girl sivir! It's [Y/N] he came to visit
Kayn: Awwwwwww
Zed: *sigh*....anyways....what do you want?
[Y/N]: Can.....can I get the belt to travel to heimerdingers world
Zed: whyyy?
[Y/N]: Because.....imm.....trying....to see if that machine now works
Zed: Ummm...no its not done yet
[Y/N]: Dam......but......I'm still trying to see him
Zed: Hmmm it's uncommon for you to see people..........but fine here
[Y/N]: Thanks Zed
Zed: My first thank you huh.....I don't know if I should feel honored or baffled
[Y/N]: Whatever I said this before
Zed: Yea but this is me giving something to you.....you never say thank you *chuckle*
[Y/N]: *tch*...whatever
Zed: By the way......have you found me a girl yet
.......FUCK!
[Y/N]: ummmm....still working on it
Zed: Good.........well carry on then
Yea I definitely gotta ask which of the girls knows a girl that's perfect for this assassin.....
*Warping sounds*
[Y/N]: Alright......I'm back.........and now i wanna go back home
This is fucking boring
????: Then why did you come here...was it to kill the yordles...or to see the sword again
Wait....why did I come here...
????: *laughter*.....the sword
That's right....the sword.....but yet......
????: im telling you [Y/N]....I always get what I want
*tch*..coming here was a mistake...dammit i-
????: Who are you creature
[Y/N]: Oh great
I turn around and surprise surprise it's veigar and his friend ziggs....and also someone else except that someone that looks like a boy scout
[Y/N]: Uhhh hey veigar?
Veigar: Have you come to bow before me and tremble before my evil might
[Y/N]: Ummm no
Ziggs: Have you come to blow stuff up.....
????: Really Ziggs...unprofessional
Ziggs: What I want to blow stuff up Teemo
[Y/N]:....so the names teemo huh
Teemo: Yup I'm a boy scout and I protect bandle city
[Y/N]: Hmmmm I thought it was veigar that did that
Teemo: He does.......but he takes it seriously
[Y/N]: So I heard
Veigar: What they all look at me funny so I blow them up
Ziggs: That's what I like about you veigar you like to get your hands dirty haha
Veigar: What do you mean dirty I'm just here to show them I'm evil and that they should bow before me *Veigar laugh*
Teemo: Oh brother
[Y/N]: Man you must have a handful if your dealing with these....ummm.....bombers
Teemo: Yes but there not the worst....still they make fine yordles to defend this pla-
Ziggs: Say........veigar
Veigar: What?
Ziggs:.........Want to go blow up piltover
Veigar: That sounds awesome haha
[Y/N]: Oh no no you dont
Teemo: Yea I agree don't go ahead and blow that place up......otherwise you might attract more people to come here
Ziggs: Ugh....fine...........I'll just go blow up trees then
Teemo: *Sigh*.......whatever....good thing they grow back
Veigar: Huh.........well then.......I'm just gonna go back to my castle yes
[Y/N]: Wait...he...has a castle?
Teemo: Yea he does....but it's a little far look over there
.....The castle.......is like a long pillar....but yet.....is it really that far....it's just like 1 mile away and that's it
[Y/N]: Ah....I see then
Teemo: Yup
Veigar: Well then I'm off.....I'm going to conduct my....*ahem*...secret evil plans *veigar laugh*....
With that Veigar left......honestly I didn't know this little yordle lived a cool lifestyle
Teemo: Honestly he gives me the creeps sometimes
[Y/N]: Well......what was he before...what made him into this?
Teemo: Basically he was imprisoned by a guy named mordekaiser
[Y/N]: Mordekaiser........I think I've heard of him
*Flashback*
[Y/N]: Swain......who built this empire
Swain:....why the general before me...why?
[Y/N]: Because I keep hearing gossip of people saying that there's a person named mordekaiser that might come back
Swain:......hmmmmmm.........alright......this place...it's true creator is mordekaiser
[Y/N]: Really
Swain: Yes......but we betrayed him.....because he was too much of a tyrant....and was too corrupted....sooo..the general before me and his army overthrew him and well claimed this empire noxus.......now.....the only fear we have right now...is that he comes back
[Y/N]: huh....interesting
*Flashback ends*
[Y/N]: Hmmm...didn't mordekaiser use to be a bad guy
Teemo: Yes he was.........he was always a bad guy....however we found veigar when he escaped mordekaisers clutches and turns out he wasn't the same
[Y/N]: Same?
Teemo: He use to be a pure short yordle wizard.....he was cool and showed us spells....but then he disappeared one day......and it was just 3 years later we found him.....and he wasn't the same........now he claims that he's evil and that to bow before him but some part of his good person is still inside....just not much
[Y/N]: Huh....interesting......good thing mordekaiser is dead
Teemo: No...he isn't...
[Y/N]: What do you mean?
Teemo: I saw him when they made there music video
[Y/N]: Wait he makes music now?
Teemo: Yes but he's not alone he joined a band....and look if you see up in that mountain you can see the symbol they left
....I look closely and.....the symbol resembles something I saw online
[Y/N]: Huh......Pentakill.....they were here?
Teemo: Yes...and they kicked me in the face...and i hate them for that......however what I also hated is that they trashed the whole city....took us Alot of Heimerdingers technology to repair it......good thing we have him here
[Y/N]: Huh.....so he's In a band
Teemo: Yup.....to which I don't understand why.....he would normally kill but now he's changed.....maybe he wanted a new hobby other then killing
[Y/N]: Well...........that might have been a good hobby because if I'm not wrong...there famous yes?
Teemo: Yup....they have alot of songs......it's surprising how some of our yordles still listen to there music...even after they trashed the city
[Y/N]: Hmmm........do you happen to know where they live?
Teemo: Last I heard was that they live somewhere in the Ixtal
[Y/N]: Hmmm..mad far isn't it
Teemo: Yup......I did heard that they might perform in ionia next time....but I don't know....just some rumors
Hmmmm.........I mean there songs are pretty good......however i don't know about there band members because I never cared about Music artists.....
[Y/N]:Say teemo you don't happen to know the band members yes
Teemo: Yea good thing there names are on the symbol......There's mordekaiser...karthus....S...sona.....olaf.....a guy named yorick.....and.....God what was that angel name again ughhhh...
Angel.........what
[Y/N]: What do you mean angel?....an angel is doing music too?
Teemo: Yea she is.......must have been a hobby....probably to take a break from fighting in wars....
Wait......an angel......
Jason: [Y/N] that angel girl is coming to stop us
[Y/N]: Let her try.........I'll end her
Jason: Hmph....so is her whole squadron.....including garen....
Sylas: well......I'll handle garen....you can handle that angel
Zed: Hmph....so be it
[Y/N]: Whats her name again?
Kayn: Her name is-
......what the fuck....why can't I remember....
[Y/N]: say teemo...you happen to know the angels name?
Teemo: *groans*....im....trying...come on little brain.............ahhhh...angel...angel..........*BREATH*......I got it
[Y/N]: What is it
Teemo: Her name
Is kayle
Idk why....it feels like I've finished the whole story but yet I didn't idk...maybe my mind telling me to give up on this dogshit story but idk tbh......still....can't wait to ummm........well.........lets just say I might.........rap....on here *nervous laughter*.....bc reusing ideas from others isn't like me.......soooo......bear with me ok.....
P.S. if I reused someone's idea then yikes....that's a L for me...but if u liked it then we'll I'm fine with it....I'll consider it a tie...but if you didn't then Issa L for me haha
P.S...P.S: I REALLY LOVED THAT I ADDED VEIGAR AND ZIGGS TOGETHER SINCE THEY ARE COMEDY THEMSELVES