1 NEW MESSAGE FROM H.ONE . . .
H.ONE
Hello
You only have one day remaining
until Min Yoongi's arc is locked
Y/N
bitch whenever u text me it just
outright scares the shit outta me
Y/N
why cant you be normal and just
text me hey shawty send nudes
H.ONE
Hey shawty
Send nudes
Y/N
send me dick pic first
H.ONE
I don't have a dick
Y/N
damn sad life
Y/N
send me a pickup line
H.ONE
Alhamdulillah you have everything
but my number habibi
Y/N
when a bot has a bigger game
than you akshsjjdh
Y/N
send me some lyrics
H.ONE
L l l l alligator
H.ONE
Can you kiss me boy we're so
young we ain't got nothing
to lose
Y/N
DOJA CAT AND MX THE TASTE
IS IMMACULATE
Y/N
h.one: exists
me: yeah i be like fucking
something
H.ONE
We can be corny fuck it
Sugar I ain't no gummy dummy
I like to say what if but if
Y/N
literally you're so perfect I'm
grabbing your nonexistent ass
if i get no existing ones here
H.ONE
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2 NEW MESSAGES FROM M&M . . .
JIN
hello
JIN
how's everyone
Y/N
youre asking us that?
HOW TF IS YOU?
NAMJOON
Jin are you alright?
JUNGKOOK
just sitting here reading the
messages 👀
JIMIN
stfu and let jin talk @jungkook
JUNGKOOK
didnt know you could curse
@jimin imposter
JIMIN
you're the sus here
YOONGI
Don't know what you two are
talking about but agree with jimin
HOSEOK
no fight >:|
TAEHYUNG
What's up jin
JIN
I got my gf arrested last night
JIN
she was going crazy for her coke
and when i tried to stop her she
threatened me with a knife
Y/N
EVERYBODY SHUT UP WHAT
AM I SEEING HERE
JUNGKOOK
👁️👄👁️
TAEHYUNG
you two asswads shut up
jin tell us
JIN
I just knew at that moment
that maybe she will never get
better and even if she did I could
not lose myself over her
JIN
something just snapped inside me
idk what
JUNGKOOK
I did
JUNGKOOK
chung ha too
HOSEOK
stfu @jungkook
JIMIN
who's cursing now
NAMJOON
I am so proud of you jin
I really couldn't help but think that
you were involved in a toxic circle
NAMJOON
I understand that you love her and
want the best for her but she's not
your responsibility
Y/N
now that she's gone pls let me
let it out THAT WAS A STUPID
ASS BITCH WHO DOESNT DESERVE
YOUR KINDNESS JIN IM SORRY BUT
YOU NEED TO LOOK AFTER YOURSELF
JIN
yeah.. the police took her
and they will deal with her
JIN
She had other complaints filed
for her in the police station
JIN
and i filed a restraining order
too so she stays away from me
JIN
The police will probably only
fine her and get her admitted to
a rehab center right? that's what
they told me
YOONGI
You should stop worrying
and completely hand her over
to the professionals
JIN
I know... but my heart is in two
pieces i have not slept at all
JIN
i just keep thinking what if
JUNGKOOK
what if she stabbed you and
you died? XD
JIN
I don't know
TAEHYUNG
You did the right thing
NAMJOON
I think it's about time you
finally end this circle jin
HOSEOK
I'll pray that your gf gets well
but I'll also pray that she stays
away from you jin
Y/N
everyone say amen with
hobi water and namjesus
JUNGKOOK
amen sistah
JIN
I just had the ephiphany that
all my life I've been dedicating
myself to others
JIN
But amidst all that where is
room for myself
JIN
I'm the one I should love
in this world
NAMJOON
you’ve come so far
Y/N
imma pretend im cool and
like i didnt just shed a tear
JUNGKOOK
yall need to give me some credit fr
JUNGKOOK
i just knew he needed a big ass
slap across his face
JIN
Thanks but no thanks
JIN
Jungkook you may have helped
me come to my senses with the
harsh truth but you are one rude
motherfucker go back to your mom's
fcking womb and don't come out
until you’ve gotten some sense
into you
JIN
damn i feel good now
Y/N
WHO CURSED THEIR
ARSE OUT NOW
JUNGKOOK
daddy you just became 999%
hotter and now idk what to do
with my genz hormones @jin
TAEHYUNG
sigh
NAMJOON
This is not really important
but I wanted to tell you guys
that I've quit my job as well
NAMJOON
Just need to figure where to
go from here on
JIN
Wdym it's not important
good for you joon!
JUNGKOOK
JOON SEXY
JUNGKOOK
Namjoon brah you amazing fr
Y/N
you can do it namjoon <3
dont lose hope you’ll find
another job
HOSEOK
I'll be your hope <3
TAEHYUNG
Do you know where to go from
here on? A plan? @Namjoon
NAMJOON
I do not have any idea
I always wanted to be a teacher
but after such an experience
I don't think I'm made out for
a job involving a school or an office
YOONGI
How about freelancing?
Y/N
how about my private teacher ;)
TAEHYUNG
this is not a fanfic dumdum -_-
Y/N
Are you sure about that? ;)
TAEHYUNG
yeah if we are main characters
why does even water and oil has
more chemistry than us
Y/N
maybe youre just a side character
after all 🤧💅
JIMIN
dyamn go bestie
Y/N
neway namjoon you have to
know we are all here for you
YOONGI
Yes you're not alone in this journey
JUNGKOOK
yeah i aint gonna leave this
crackhead gc before i see
everyone get better 💅
NAMJOON
You guys definitely gave me
more strength than real people
around me
JIN
yeah sometimes it surprises me
how internet friends whom youve
never seen in your life could be
so amazing
JUNGKOOK
the word is amajin
Y/N
JIMIN
i just hope all of you reach
your utmost happiness
HOSEOK
praying 🙏
TAEHYUNG
that's impossible life is
suffering
Y/N
you just have to be a dickwad
TAEHYUNG
maybe it's the sign that I'm a
main character cause 90%
of them are ;)
YOONGI
Life is suffering and he's right
on that
Y/N
yeah it is cause i just remembered
hoseok does not send me hearts
anymore ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽
TAEHYUNG
go hoseok
HOSEOK
It's because you're always flirting
with taehyung 3:(
TAEHYUNG
what?????
JUNGKOOK
second lead syndrome but the
question is who is the second
lead here 👀
JIMIN
me
but in a different story
HOSEOK
y/n likes tae
TAEHYUNG
yo fr?
HOSEOK
be real y/n
whom do you think you have
more chemistry with? me or taehyung
Y/N
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MAKE AN INLINE COMMENT ON THE OPTION YOU WANT TO CHOOSE
[YOU THINK YOU HAVE MORE CHEMISTRY WITH KIM TAEHYUNG]
[YOU THINK YOU HAVE MORE CHEMISTRY WITH JUNG HOSEOK]
YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO VOTE
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Y/N
do you ever just look into
someones eyes and wonder
what's going on inside their head
that's me everytime your
pfp pops up
YOONGI
YOONGI
I want to change into this but
i have no idea how
Y/N
SIR YOU LOOK FINE
Y/N
wait i dont think you can
change here
Y/N
them sexy eyes are fine too
YOONGI
Thanks
Y/N
yeahhhh
YOONGI
hm
Y/N
awkward asf
Y/N
i'll start
have you ever fallen in love??
Y/N
i thought about it today
i have crushes zillionth times
a month
Y/N
most of them are 2D guys
or celebrities but apart from
that
Y/N
i dont think ive ever fallen in love??
Y/N
like the love they show on
tv like you are heads
over heals idk how someone
can feel that for a real person
Y/N
everyone dates and falls in love
everyone just seems like they
have a soulmate but there's moi
YOONGI
For me love could be being
affectionate, caring for
someone or finding them
trustworthy
Y/N
like a really good friend?
YOONGI
yeah
I don't think you have to
fall head over heals
Y/N
i cant think of dating a besty tho
Y/N
like yeonjun is my besto friendo
but i think there should be a spark?
like my heart would just flutter a
lot seeing him?
YOONGI
That's true but at a certain
point things do go dull
that's life
YOONGI
It's the affection and trust that
keeps you going
Y/N
damn sad life
Y/N
that's why most married couples
become unhappy
Y/N
marriage = funeral
YOONGI
I've dated some but none of
the relationships were long-lasting
YOONGI
it's like an endless seasaw game
YOONGI
Gets really tiring at a point
YOONGI
I think it's more important
to find a good friend/ person
you can trust first before
jumping onto dating/ marriage
YOONGI
damn whenever it's you I'm
chatting a lot
Y/N
so who's that someone (friend
/ lover) for you *wiggles eyebrows*
YOONGI
What if it's you
Y/N
and i oop—
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[TELL YOONGI THAT YOU COULD SEE YOURSELF BEING WITH HIM TOO]
[TELL YOONGI THAT ANOTHER FRIEND REALLY LIKES HIM AND HE SHOULD GIVE THEM A CHANCE INSTEAD OF YOU]
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why the fck so many people reading this book like why even
cut the cameras deadass