♡ ᴍᴄʏᴛ ᴏɴᴇꜱʜᴏᴛꜱ ♡

By Dogsaresofties

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❗I have just cleaned out/deleted some chapters because I didn't like them, so that's why the book is no longe... More

♡ Requests ♡
•Stressed Skeppy(skephalo) •
•Short stories Dreamnotfound•
•Sapnap's Sick (Dreamnap)•
• Affectionate Dream (Dreamnotfound) •
•Fluffy Foxy!~ (Fundywastaken)•
•"What's that lip balm?"(DreamBur/Dreamsoot)•
• I want Affection!(Dreamnotnap) •
• Everyone wants cuddles •
•Tommy needs attention. (PLATONIC tubboinnit)•
•Georgie Doesn't Wanna let You go(Dreamnotfound)•
ミ✭ Tubboinnit's first day of university✭ミ
•Kitty George + Puppy Sapnap(Dreamnotnap)•
•Sibling AU (Tommy+Tubbo+Dream)•
•Photogenic (Dreamsoot)•
Skirts(Fundywastaken)
•Fears(Dreamnotfound)•
•"George, something's on your face." (Dreamnotfound)•
•Rainy Days (Dreamnap)•
•Fundy wants to go back to sleep(Fundywastaken)•
•Daily struggles of Dad Dream(Four Muffinteers)•
•Go back to sleep (Dreamnap)•
•Wilbur needs You to take a break(Dreamsoot)•
•Morning Kisses (Skephalo)•
•Rainy Days (Dreamnap) Pt.2•
•Painting nails(Dreamnotfound)•
•"I need to edit!!" (Skephalo)•
•George and Sapnap need to calm down(Dreamnotnap)•
•George wants kisses (Dreamnotfound)•
•Sapnap likes to talk to Dream(Dreamnap)•
•Wilbur just needs reassurance (Dreamsoot)•
•Kisses (Fundywastaken)•
•Neko George wants love (Dreamnotfound)•
•Georgie is Clingy (Dreamotfound)•
•Fundy's Puppy Eyes(Fundywastaken)•
•Shy high schoolers (Dreamnotfound)•
Flower Crowns (TubboInnit)(Platonic)
•Skeppy is quite clumsy(Skephalo)•
•Georgie is tired(Dreamnotfound)•
•Sapnap is just too precious(Dreamnap)•
•Sap and George want to cuddle (Dreamnotnap)•
Halloween! Sibling Au (Tubbo+Tommy+Dream)
• Movie night (Dreamsoot) •
Come on guys. . . .(Fundywastaken)
Come on guys. . . .(Fundywastaken) Pt.2
•My pretty baby(Skephalo)•
Genderbent Dream Team.
Tree kisses (Skephalo)
"Come. Warmth." (Tubboinnit) (Platonic)
Carry me!(Dreamnotnap)
•Park(Skephalo)•
"Bubba~" (Dreamnotnap)
If you cry, I'll cry(Tubboinnit) (Platonic)
On the run(Dreamnotfound)
Confessions(Dreamsoot)
Flustered(Dreamnotfound)
Mob AU (Dreamnotnap)
Mob AU pt.2 (Dreamnotnap)
Library(Fundywastaken)
"Bad, I need help"(Skephalo)
Stream(Dreambur)
Cat! George(Dreamnotfound)
Miss you(Tubboinnit)
(Dream + Ranboo) (Sibling/ Hybrid AU)
Puppy(Skephalo)
(Dream +Tommy+Tubbo+Ranboo) (Hybrid AU)(Platonic)
Cheating (SNF?) (DNF?)
Treasures(Dreamnap) Pt.1
Treasures (Dreamnap) Pt.2
Me or your mask(Fundywastaken)
Witch (Dream + Ranboo)
Honestly(Dream +Tommy)
Ghost (s)(Dreambur)
/tphere(Skephalo)
Kisses(Dreamnotfound)
Thunderstorms (Dream + Tubbo)
Baby(Fundywastaken)
Stickers(Dreamnotfound)
Ocean(Skephalo)
Care(Skephalo)
God (s)(Dreamnotfound)
Affection (Dreamnoblade)
Baby(Dreamnotfound)
Highschool (Dreamnotnap)
"Grr!"(Fundywastaken)
Cute(Dreamnotnap)
Work(Dreambur)
Clingy (Tubboinnit)
Cinnamon(Dream + Ranboo)
Stars(Dreamnotnap)
Forehead kisses(Skephalo)
Cotton Candy(Dreamnotfound)
Tail (Skephalo)
Fox + Blob(Fundywastaken)
Little (Dreamnotnap)
Tired(Dreamnap)
Shy (Dreamnotfound)
Ice cream(Dreamnotfound)
Always his fault (Family)
Accident (Dreamnotnap)
Rose (Skephalo)
Powers (Dreambur)
Hoodie (Dreamnap)
Vampire (Skephalo)
Dream𝐢𝐬taken (Dreamnotnap)
Little (Dreamnap)
Overwhelmed (Dreamnotfound)
Incorrect Quotes
Different (Dreamnotfound)
Night calls (Dreamnotnap)
Advancement (Dreamnap)
Attention (Dreamnotnap)
Needy (Skephalo)
Belly rubs (Fundywastaken)
Thumb (Dreamnotfound)
Alone (Never Again) (Dreambur)
Married?! (Tubbo + Ranboo)
Family? (Puffy + Dream)
Bed (Skephalo)
Not the same (Dreamnotfound)
Sheets (Dreamnap)
Soft (Dreamnotfound)
Piano (Dreambur)
Bakery (Dreamnotfound)
Yawn (Dreamnotfound)
Help (Bee + Boo family)
Disabled (Dreamnotfound)
Numb (Dream)
Package (Dream + Tommy)
Sky (Dream + Technoblade)
Game (Skephalo)
Mining (Dream + Michael)
Little Prince (Dreamnotfound)
Out (Dreambur)
Nerdy (Skephalo) + Quackity
Attack(Too many people)
Poor baby (Dreamnap)
Autistic (Dreamnotnap)
Betrayal (Dreambur)
Soft spot (Dream + Technoblade)
Incorrect Quotes: The Sequel
Don't leave (Ranboo + Michael)
Drunk (Dreamnotnap)
Almost died (Dream + Technoblade)
Ants (Dreamnotfound)
Titties (Dreamnotfound)
Love (Karlnapity + Dreamnotfound)
Wedding (Fundywastaken)
Potion (Dreamnap)
Witch's Cuddles (Dreamnotfound)
Sleepy (Dreambur)
Baby (Dreamnap)
Messages (Fundywastaken)
Relief (Dreamnap)
Pirate (Tubbo + Ranboo)
Shirtless (Dreamnotfound)
Blob (Dreamnotnap)
Rooftop (Dreamnap)
Counter (Dreamnotfound)
Flower Field (Dreambur)
Park (Techno + Tommy + Dream + Tubbo)
Dates (Karlnapity)
Incorrect Quotes: The Freaking Fourth One
Date (Karlnap + Wingman Dream)
Sleepy time (Dreamnotfound)
Long distance (but not?) (Dreamnap)
Scent (Dreamnotfound)
Dainty? (Dream)
Bratty Muffin(Skephalo)
Darkness (Dreamnap)
Incorrect Quotes: Fifth One
Librarian (Dreamnotnap)
Panda and a Dog (Dreamnap)
A Grand Finale

Incorrect Quotes: The Threequel

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By Dogsaresofties

Made on: 15th of May 2021
Published: 19th of May 2021

Thank you to everyone who commented and contributed to this chapter!

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Thank you Error2606 
for this one! ♡
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Ranboo: Look at our child, he's so amazing, smart, intelligent-

Michael: *eating a rock*

Tubbo: I blame your genes

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Thank you GamerDoughnut for this one! ♡
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George: If you land this I'll give you a kiss

Dream: *Misses Water Bottle Flip*

Sapnap: If you land this I'll burn down the house and make you homeless

Dream: *flips the water bottle and it lands*

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Thank you Your-Sad-Therapist
 for this one! ♡
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Tommy, looking at Sapnap:

Sapnap looking at Tommy:

Tommy, grabbing a flint and steal: Arson and War crimes??

Sapnap, shocked : What the he- no

Tommy:

Sapnap: just arson jeezus child

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Thank you Minx_simp
 for this one! ♡
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Wilbur: Where the hell are you going?

Schlatt: To either get icecream or commit a felony, I'll decide when Minx gets here

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Thank you Angeloffoxes08
for this one! ♡
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Bad; LANGUAGE!

Skeppy; English

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New incorrect quote incoming!

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Worker on the phone:
Alright, and what would you like your cake to say?

Karl:
. . .Do we want a talking cake?

Quackity: * slowly nods his head*

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Dream: Look at my face.

Tommy: okay?

Dream:
No, no, keep looking.

Tommy: I am!

Dream: No, look harder.

Tommy: Is there a point to this?

Dream: Yes. Look as hard as you can, look at every part of my face.

Tommy: I'm doing that!

Dream: Now, does it look like I give a fuck?

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Tommy: I drink to forget but I always remember.

Tubbo: . . .You're drinking coke.

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Techno: Desperate request for you to not be a bitch.

Tommy: Request denied.

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Thank you lolig0tscam for this one! ♡
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Tommyinnit: *Accidentally hits Wilbursoot in the face*

Tommyinnit: *Trying to decide between saying 'I'm fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*

Tommyinnit: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Wilbursoot: What's wrong with you?!

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Dream, texting George: George! Help I'm being kidnapped

George: Where are you?

Dream: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.

George: I'll call Sapnap.

Sapnap, answering their cell: Y'ello?

George: Where's Dream? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.

Sapnap: Dream? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-

Sapnap:

Sapnap: I'll call you back. *hangs up*

Sapnap: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

Dream: WHO ARE YOU?!

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New incorrect quote incoming!
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Dream: Techno and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Techno: Sentences.

Dream: Don't interrupt me.

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Dream: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

George: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Dream: Absolutely not.

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New incorrect quote incoming!
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*The squad is over at Dream's house*

George: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

Dream: . . . N-No...

Dream, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

George, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!

Sapnap: I see a-

Dream, motioning to one device:
This is a microwave.

George:
Oh, well I-

Dream: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Dream, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Bad: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Antfrost: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Dream: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!

Dream: I am someone who owns four ovens...

Dream, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...

Dream: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...

Sam, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!

Dream:

George: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!

Dream:

Dream, fucking ECSTATIC:
I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

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Dream: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

George, turning to Sapnap: How tall are you?

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New incorrect quote incoming!
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Dream, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?

George: You did WHAT–

Sapnap: William Snakepeare

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End of Chapter! Thank you for reading
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Word Count: 692

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