Made on: 15th of May 2021
Published: 19th of May 2021
Thank you to everyone who commented and contributed to this chapter!
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Thank you Error2606 for this one! ♡
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Ranboo: Look at our child, he's so amazing, smart, intelligent-
Michael: *eating a rock*
Tubbo: I blame your genes
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George: If you land this I'll give you a kiss
Dream: *Misses Water Bottle Flip*
Sapnap: If you land this I'll burn down the house and make you homeless
Dream: *flips the water bottle and it lands*
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Tommy, looking at Sapnap:
Sapnap looking at Tommy:
Tommy, grabbing a flint and steal: Arson and War crimes??
Sapnap, shocked : What the he- no
Tommy:
Sapnap: just arson jeezus child
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Wilbur: Where the hell are you going?
Schlatt: To either get icecream or commit a felony, I'll decide when Minx gets here
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Bad; LANGUAGE!
Skeppy; English
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Worker on the phone: Alright, and what would you like your cake to say?
Karl: . . .Do we want a talking cake?
Quackity: * slowly nods his head*
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Dream: Look at my face.
Tommy: okay?
Dream: No, no, keep looking.
Tommy: I am!
Dream: No, look harder.
Tommy: Is there a point to this?
Dream: Yes. Look as hard as you can, look at every part of my face.
Tommy: I'm doing that!
Dream: Now, does it look like I give a fuck?
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Tommy: I drink to forget but I always remember.
Tubbo: . . .You're drinking coke.
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Techno: Desperate request for you to not be a bitch.
Tommy: Request denied.
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Tommyinnit: *Accidentally hits Wilbursoot in the face*
Tommyinnit: *Trying to decide between saying 'I'm fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Tommyinnit: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Wilbursoot: What's wrong with you?!
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Dream, texting George: George! Help I'm being kidnapped
George: Where are you?
Dream: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.
George: I'll call Sapnap.
Sapnap, answering their cell: Y'ello?
George: Where's Dream? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Sapnap: Dream? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Sapnap:
Sapnap: I'll call you back. *hangs up*
Sapnap: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Dream: WHO ARE YOU?!
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Dream: Techno and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Techno: Sentences.
Dream: Don't interrupt me.
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Dream: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
George: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Dream: Absolutely not.
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*The squad is over at Dream's house*
George: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Dream: . . . N-No...
Dream, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
George, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Sapnap: I see a-
Dream, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
George: Oh, well I-
Dream: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Dream, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Bad: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Antfrost: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Dream: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Dream: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Dream, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Dream: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Sam, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Dream:
George: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Dream:
Dream, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
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Dream: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
George, turning to Sapnap: How tall are you?
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Dream, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?
George: You did WHAT–
Sapnap: William Snakepeare
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End of Chapter! Thank you for reading ♡
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Word Count: 692
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