Akaza:God, give me patience
Douma:I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Akaza:If God gave me strength, you'd be dead
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Tanjiro:That's not funny
Akaza:I thought it was funny
Tanjiro:You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook
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Muzan:You think you are smarter than everyone else
Ubayashiki:I don't think i'm smarter than everyone else. I know i am
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Muichiro:Sometimes I'll start a sentence and i don't even know where it's going. I just hope i find it along the way
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*Tanjiro explaining his plan to Muichiro, Mitsuri and Genya*
Genya:That sounds like a terrible plan
Tanjiro:Oh, we've had worse
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Genya:I'm a firm believer in ''if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly''
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*Muzan after fighting Yoriichi*
Muzan:I feel like I havedied and gone to heaven
Tamayo: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction
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Kaigaku:*Locks Zenitsu in the car* Act like a child, get treated like a child
Zenitsu:What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car
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Kotoha:*Answers phone* Hello?
Inosuke:It's Inosuke
Kotoha:What did he do this time?
Inosuke:No, it's me, Inosuke. It's actually me
Kotoha:What did you do this time?
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Obanai:How do tall people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't cover you?
Mitsuri:Obanai, it's four o'clock in the morning
Obanai:So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?
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Sanemi:Who the fuck-
Gyomei:Language!
Sanemi:Whom the fuck-
Gyomei:No.
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Shinobu: Between Spider Demon Brother, Spider Demon Mother, Rui and, Spider Demon Father -- if you had to -- who would you punch?
Spider Demon Sister:No one! They are my family. I wouldn't punch any of them
Shinobu:Rui?
Spider Demon Sister:Yeah, but i don't know why
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Douma:What's wrong with you?
Inosuke:Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression
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Uzui @ The Trio: If you're having dad problems, that's my jam, son!
Inosuke:Real weird take on my crappy father
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Sabito:Last night i found out Giyuu is a sleep talker
Makomo:Oh, really?
Sabito: ''The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.'' Right. In. My. Ear. At 3 a.m.
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Daki:What are we doing?
Gyuotaro:Wasting our lives
Daki:I meant for lunch
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Kanae:Just be yourself, say something nice
Sanemi:Which one? I can't do both
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Inosuke:Douma, I think you should play the role of my father
Douma:I don't want to be your father
Inosuke:That's perfect. You alredy know your lines
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Ubayashiki:Everyone know what they're doing?
Muichiro:In general or the plan?
Ubayashiki:The plan, Muichiro
Muichiro:*Sigh of relief*
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Sanemi:How do people not swear??? Like where does their anger go?? How do they shkw their enthusiasm??? What if they stub their toe??? Like saying golly gosh isn't really going cut it Barbara
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Okey so, here are some incorrect quotes for you all enjoye them. :)