Confusion Café
The dinner time crowd had thinned out
The café was almost bare
Ron slowly swept the floor
Gyn cleared out the kitchenware.
"How's your Ma doing?
When's Claire joining school?"
Ron stopped sweeping
And sat on a stool.
"Ma says if they're not back soon
I'll have to go stay at Tent city
It ain't fair, I ain't going
They'd better get here quickly!"
A couple at the next table whispered
And gave them a disgusted look
"I am glad we don't have children"
"Hush, Wilma! Don't be a fool."
Gyn patted Ron's shoulder
And sat opposite to him
"They'll be here soon, cheer up!
Jhonny's back" She said with a grin.
"I saw Jhonny and Josie at the hotel
They were talking about a secret."
Ron sighed "You think they've run away?
I wouldn't have told; I would have kept it."
"What!" Gyn yelled
She shot off her chair
Ron fell off the stool
He gave a loud roar.
AG dashed out of the kitchen
Waving his rolling pin
"We're here!" yelled Loren
Armed with a bottle of gin.
"It's nothing! Ron fell off the stool"
Gyn explained before they asked
Ron grinned sheepishly
From the floor where he had crashed.
"Get back to work both of you!"
AJ left them with a glare
Loren followed him into the kitchen
Gyn hopped back into her chair.
"Jhonny and Josie have eloped?"
Gyn asked with a grin.
Ron sat back of his chair
"What! How? When?"
"You said!"
"No, I didn't!"
"Yes, you did!"
"No, I didn't!"
"You said they've run away!"
"Yes, I did say that"
"Jhonny and Josie have eloped?"
"No, they haven't!"
"Then who ran away?"
"Sheriff and CG."
"What?"
"Huh?"
"Ahhhhhh!" Gyn yelled
She shot off her chair
Ron fell off the stool
He gave a loud roar.
AG dashed out of the kitchen again
Waving his rolling pin
"We'll get 'em!" yelled Loren
Armed with a bottle of gin.
"It's nothing! Ron fell off the stool again"
Gyn explained before they asked
Ron frowned awkwardly
From the floor where he had crashed.
"Get back to work both of you!"
AJ left them with a glare
Loren followed him into the kitchen
Gyn hopped back into her chair.
"Sheriff and CG have eloped?'
Gyn asked with a grin.
Ron sat back on his chair
"What! How? When?"
"You said!"
"No, I didn't!"
"Yes, you did!"
"No, I didn't!"
"You said they've run away!"
"Yes, I did say that"
"The sheriff and CG have eloped?"
"Maybe! I am not sure!"
"You're not sure!"
"No!""What?"
"Huh?"
They stared at each other
"I am going to speak to Billy"
"I'll ask all the ladies
It's time to get busy."