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Cheeku: Hi, and hello! Welcome to today's episode of Coffee With Cheeku

Cheeku: Unfortunately, there is only more episodes of Coffee With Cheeku till the end of this first-ever season.

Cheeku: On the bright side, you'll see me at Instant Coffee and sometimes even at The Tea Tent!

Cheeku: Let's welcome our guest! Ravindra Jadeja.

{*Jadeja joins the call*}

Cheeku: Oi, Jaddu!

Jadeja: Kya, Cheeku?

{*Both Of Them Grinning*}

{*Director Telling Virat To Stop Looking A Joker*}

Cheeku: So how happy are you to be here?

Jadeja: How happy am I to be in my house-?

Cheeku: arrey yaar! How happy are you to be here on this show?

Jadeja: I'm actually happy

Cheeku: Since we've both known each other for a long time now, we're going to start off with a round called Memories.

Jadeja: That one-word thing?

Cheeku: Yes, and No

Jadeja: (*Confused*)

Cheeku: We're going to have like a specific question and you'll answer telling us the memory behind it

Jadeja: Okay?

Cheeku: Which U-19 team member do you text the most?

Jadeja: Obviously, you

Cheeku: Yes, I get spammed by this guy and Manish a lot.

Cheeku: Oh! And Manish na! He sends you good morning messages on Whatsapp!

Jadeja: (*laughing*)

Jadeja: he does that to you too?

Cheeku: Yeah! I blocked him a few weeks ago-

Jadeja: I just mute his chat

Cheeku: Another thing with Jaddu, He's rarely online-

Jadeja: Arrey Virat, please.

Cheeku: When he is online, he's always in a call with someone

Cheeku: I have to know, who are you calling?

Jadeja: Skip question

Cheeku: Are you calling your horse or something-?

Jadeja: Virat, does a horse have thumbs?

Cheeku: No

Jadeja: Then, how can it accept my calls?

Cheeku: Jaddu, my friend

Cheeku: It was sarcasm

{*both of them burst out laughing*}

Cheeku: But who are you calling?

Jadeja: I'm mostly calling my mom, and dad.

Cheeku: Lies! He's lying-

Jadeja: No, I'm not

Cheeku: Yes you are

Jadeja: No-

Cheeku: You're eye twitches when you lie

Jadeja: What-

Cheeku: So let's go into a more cricketing question

Jadeja: Okay

Cheeku: What was you're mindset when you were in that final over?

Jadeja: (*decides to rub it in*)

Jadeja: I'm sorry, which final over? (*blinks innocently*)

Cheeku: The one against RCB?

Jadeja: I think I have amnesia, could you remind me who the captain of RCB is?

Cheeku: ...

Cheeku: Jaddu, you're running extra laps.

Jadeja: (*laughing*)

Jadeja: I wanted the score to not too easy for you guys to chase,

Jadeja: After all you guys batted deep, you had ABD, and Maxie-

Cheeku: (*clears throat*)

Jadeja: Someone give Virat some medicine, he might have COVID

Cheeku: Seriously?

Jadeja: But yeah, I didn't have a mindset

Cheeku: So... You were just going to be good old Jaddu?

Jadeja: yeah

Cheeku: I want to see this Jaddu when I'm not on the opposition.

Cheeku: How did it feel when you bowled ABD?

Jadeja: Should I be super specific?

Cheeku: Yes

Jadeja: All credit goes to MSD

Cheeku: I'm happy with that answer

Cheeku: We were laughing at the dressing room when Siraj took the review, what was the conversation in the middle?

Jadeja: It was humorous, most of us just teasing him.

Cheeku: Okay, so you tried to get MSD to do the sword move during CSK practice

Jadeja: It would have been better if he did with the bat, he'd have looked-

Cheeku: Super powerful

Jadeja: Exactly!

Cheeku: Funniest sledge you ever heard?

Jadeja: "May your eye twitch when you bat"

Cheeku: What-?

Jadeja: another one, a lot of people know is.

Jadeja: "Ben Stokes"

Cheeku: Why are you targeting me?

Jadeja: Cause I have gloating rights, my friend

Cheeku: A legendary sledge that's your personal favorite?

Jadeja: I have two,

Jadeja: One is the sledge between Viv Richards, and Ian Bottom-

Cheeku: Bottom?

Jadeja: (*flustered*) Botham

Cheeku: 🤣

Jadeja: So Ian said "It weights about five ounces, it's red, shiny, round and you're supposed to hit it"

Cheeku: Oh I know how this ends

Jadeja: So the next ball, Viv Richards hits it for a six and turns to Ian and says. "You know what it looks like, now go get it."

Cheeku: What's your second favorite?

Jadeja: The next one is Sachin's.

Jadeja: Sachin was 16 and had just made his debut in Pakistan.

Cheeku: Jaddu's been hanging around our Cricket Wikipedia for too long... Ash stop hanging out with Jaddu, I liked the old version of Jaddu

Jadeja: So when Sachin was batting the old pakistan players were like "Kid... Go Fetch some milk." something like that

Jadeja: Sachin responded by smacking Mustaq Ahamed for two sixes

Jadeja: And Mustaq's mentor was Abdul Qudir

Jadeja: And Qudir was like: Why are you hitting kids? Try and hit me

Cheeku: Bad idea

Jadeja: Sachin stayed silent and hit four sixes and one four in Qudir's over.

Cheeku: It's almost like Yuvi's six sixes huh?

Jadeja: Don't mess with The Cricket God

Cheeku: Agreed

Cheeku: That's all for this episode of Coffee With Cheeku, thank you for reading!