Made on: 10th of May 2021
Published: 15th of May 2021
UGH 😩 FUNNY CHAPTER TIME
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Wilbur, on the first day back on the smp: Okay guys, meet my new friend, Ranboo. He gave me two dollars this morning for some reason, so I bought a jelly pouch with it.
Tommy, whispering: Why did you give him two dollars?
Ranboo, whispering back: I thought he was homeless
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Tommy (in exile): I'm a miserable failure
Dream: Yeah, you are
Tommy: I've failed at life
Dream: Yeah, you have
Tommy: I could use some words of encouragement
Dream: Yeah, you could
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Techno, setting down a card: ace of spades
Tommy, pulling out an uno card: +4
Tubbo, slamming a Pokémon card down on the table: JOLTEON I CHOOSE YOU!
Ranboo, crying: W-what the fuck are we playing?!???
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Dream, after watching George and Sapnap try to cook: I am bed, bath, and beyond disappointed with you guys.
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Tubbo: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends that I could fight crime with.
Tommy: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends that I could commit crime with.
Wilbur: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends.
Techno: I wish I had friends.
Phil: I wish I could knit.
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Tubbo: Techno won't come out of his room.
Dream: Just say something wrong about Greek mythology.
Tubbo: Like what?
Dream: Anything factually incorrect.
Techno, a few moments later: Did I just hear you say Zeus was the god of the ocean-
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Tubbo, raising his eyebrows: Wow Ranboo, you had a crush on me. That's embarrassing.
Ranboo, holding Michael: We are married
Tubbo, checking out his nails: Still so embarrassing
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Bad, about to put Sapnap in a tub of lava:
Skeppy: BAD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?
Bad: Language! *puts Sapnap in the tub of lava*
Sapnap, splashing in the lava while on fire:
Skeppy: I....what the fuck?
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George: Sapnap isn't answering his phone
Dream: I'll call
George: Bad and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Sapnap: Hello?
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Dream: So what's for dinner?
Sapnap, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.
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Phil, sitting on top of Technoblade's chests: TECHNO BE CAREFUL THERE IS INVISIBLE KNIVES ON THE FLOOR
Techno, cleaning up the glass shards : I leave a glass pane on the floor for 10 minutes-
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Technoblade: Ha, look at those idiots
Dream, squinting off in the distance: Haha yeah, dumbasses
Dream recognizing, George and Sapnap:
Dream, sprinting: Oh god, those are my idiots
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Dream: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
George: Several traffic violations.
Sapnap: Three counts of resisting arrest.
George: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Sapnap: Also, that's not our car.
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Word Count: 496
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