Danny's POV
*5 mins earlier*
I was ready to pick my girlfriend up, I got in my dads tow truck and drove down to Peppa's house, she only lived 1 minute away but I wanted to look snazzy like the cool ass dog I am.
I ate some children flavoured mints before ringing the bell.
"DiNg"
I waited for my girlfriend to come out of the house but was greeted with NeWt,
"What the shuck are you doing here?!??"
"i could say the same to you sexy beast" I growled at him
Who needs Peppa when you could have this tall young British babe! He's so fine, like a garbage bin rapped in bacon,
Newts POV:
I forgot couldn't think straight with this bold beast of a dog in-front of me, his child smelling breath I couldn't get enough of, my heart leaped at his kind words as he called me a sexy beast
"L-let's leave Peppa and run away together Danny" I blurred out
"Let's go boyz" he said
So, me and Danny ran away and adopted 300 rat baby's, we lived in the sewers, as we lived happily ever after