Before we start :
Y/n : your name
*hello* : thought
(Attack): actions
__________________________________________Y/n POV :
me and kazuma we're waiting for aqua to wake Up.
Kazuma : when will she wake up?
Y/n : i dont know(shrugged)Wait let me try this WAKE UP YOU SLEEPY HEAD.
Aqua instantly wake up.
Aqua : what what happen is there is attacker HUh???.
Y/n :finally you wake up.
Kazuma : damn that really loud but atleast you make her wake up thanks for the help y/n.
Y/n : no problem.
Aqua : oh sorry then,i thought we dont have to work today so i could sleep as much as i want.
Kazuma : well we're going or what?.
Y/n : yes sure we-.
Extra1 : HEY I TOLD YOU TO KEEP IT DOWN.
k,y,a : We're sorry
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Quest : Defeat 5 giant toads.0/5
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Y/n : ...
Kazuma : Y/n aqua help me Aaaahhhhh.he say while running away from toad that chase him,aqua was laughing
Aqua : hey kazuma,if you want my help then sure just say this.i noticed A giant toad from behind aqua so i decide to backed away.
Aqua : on lunch time when i say "Gimme"you give me everything you eating.
Y/n :(notice the toad we're getting near) um aqua?
Aqua : wait up y/n,you'll join the axis cult and pray three times a day and-
She got cut by A giant toads eat her from back
Y/n : i tried to warn you but you didnt listen
We heard a gulp from the toads
Kazuma : wait dont get eaten yet!
We manage to Free aqua who was noe crying.
Aqua : thank you *sniff*y/n and kazuma *sniff*
Kazuma : thats good any way lets go.
Kazuma look over to aqua and she was no longer there.
Y/n :(notice aqua rushing toward toads) wait aqua dont!!!
Aqua began charge an attack that amaze me and kazuma she call this attack"godblow"as i expexted from a goddess.
Aqua : take this (punch the frog be stopped)he if it look from near Its so cute.
~chomp~
The frog eat aqua
Y,k: wait dont get eaten yet.
Aqua was currently crying loudly
But then a 6 toads appear And coming toward us.
Kazuma : aqua y/n lets go Huh y/n?
Kazuma look at y/n and he was preparing some thing
Y/n Pov :
I notice 6 toad coming toward us And i decide to take an item
Its a gamer driver and gashat
Y/n :(hold gashat and doing a pose while saying)I'll change my friend fate.
(The video is not mine,From 19 - 45)
After that i became kamen rider ex aid level 1
Oh man im so cool
Kazuma : whoaa
Aqua : pffftrr What Is that.. PfTtt you call that fighting
Kazuma : stop it you shitty goddess just watch
Aqua : pfftt Ok
I then began charging toward the 6 toad, the toad try eat me but i move so fast i punch the frog 6 time and now they seem to be weakened so i decide to level up
Y/n : i guess i end it right now
Dai henshin
(The video is not mine from 19 to 32)
After that i stood there with level 2
Aqua and kazuma we're suprised with this.
Aqua :(eyes glitter)whoaa
Kazuma : that so cool
And then i say the legendary line of kamen rider ex aid.
Y/n : i'll clear this with no continue.
I began rushing toward the frog, i jumping around and slash 5 toad they we're killed oh god im so oP.there is only 1 Toad left i took out my gashacon breaker and spam B button.
Aqua : did he
Kazuma : spaming the B button??
~~~mighty critical Slash~~~~~
I send powerful slash wave toward the toads the toads we're exploded
After that a "game clear" icon we're coming out,i de-henshin and back to my human form and goes toward Kazuma and aqua.
Y/n : hey guys(waving at them)
Aqua :(excited)what was that y/n that was so cool can you do that again.
Kazuma : lets put that aside atleast we killed 8 toads lets go back to Guild
With that three of them came back to guild.
__________________________________________(time skip brought you by y/n becoming ohma zio)
Kazuma pov:
We we're currently in guild waiting for aqua finish showering,y/n was thinking something while me getting our reward.
Kazuma : 5000Eris for each frog so we got 40.000 eris wow we gain more than our construction work
Y/n : kazuma for Many times its a toads...
Kazuma : they're are the same
...
Y/n:*hold on since when*
Aqua :(waving at us) hello im back..
Kazuma : well that good but now we cant do this quest alone the only one who useful is y/n
Y/n : thank you.
Aqua : yes exactly,how about we make a recruitment poster?
Kazuma : are you sure about that??
Y/n : hey that good a idea more people more fun
Kazuma : well then lets go
(KING CRIMSON)
Aqua : ...
Y/n : so no one is coming?
Kazuma : ...
Kazuma : i highly doubt it no one going to come,and the poster is like created by a child and we asking for advanced class to join us?no one is going to come
Aqua : oh dont worry they will,after all im a goddess everyone would try to kill to get me "arch priest" or y/n "kamen rider" class
Kazuma : i got bad feeling about this
Y/n : same
But our conversation we're errupted by a girly voice
~hello i happen to be notice your recruitment poster,are you still looking for member?~
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Y/n : Kono
Aqua : suba
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We turn around and see a girl with wizard like
Y/n : Who are you?
Suddenly a theme start playing
(I dont own the video)
~that we would meet is fate
chosen by the world it self~
Kazuma/aqua :huh???
Y/n: what are you talking about
~i have anxiously waited of arrival of those such as yourself~
~my name is megumin im an arch wizard~
She says while doing the pose.
Y/n : ...
Aqua/kazuma : ...
Y/n : what the hell is"megumin" are you here just to mock us?
Megumin : no,could you let me finish my line"ahem" strengh that feared by world.
Kazuma & aqua :*huh*
Y/n : i was correct you come to mock us right.
Megumin : No of course no.
Aqua : that red eye are you Crimson demon?
Megumin : indeed,im a crimson demon im user of finest magic my explosion magic can demolishes a mountain and.before she finish her word she collapse to the floor.
Kazuma : you're alright (try to Wake her up)
Megumin : i havent eat anything for 3 days,do you have anything i could eat
Y/n : here you can order anything (give her a menu)
Kazuma : hey what with the eyepatch?if you injured our priest can heal it for you she is "only" good at healing
Aqua : me only"healing?"
Megumin : huhu this eyepatch is a magic item that supresses my mighty magical power,if i we're to take this off,a huge catastophy would surely fall upon this world.she says on dramatic way
Y/n : so its like a seal?
Megumin : no, that was a lie, i just wear it to look cool...
I start pulling her eyepatch.
Megumin :h-hey wait oww ow im sorry please let go of it,so put it back slowly yes slowly owwww
Kazuma : you we're talking a weird thing that what you get
Aqua : you know crimson demon is really good at magic.but they also have a weird names.
Megumin : calling my name"weird"is rude,from my point in this town everyone have a weird name
Y/n: how about your parent name?
Megumin :
~silence~
Kazuma,aqua,y/n:
Kazuma : so this girl clan have alot of skilled magician right?
Megumin : h-hey if you have some thing to say about my parent name then let me hear it
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The video is not mine
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Time skip
We currently at toad field megumin say that she was going to show us that her magic is the best.
Megumin : explosion magic need time to charge,can you guys buy me some times?
Y/n : Alright me and kazuma will buy you some times and you aqua
Aqua was not in her place
Aqua : You damn Toad do you think you can get away after what you did to me before??
Aqua attack the toads with move called god requiem but the toad simply ate her before the attack Hit the toads.
Y/n : that goddess to you,putting her life on the line so we can have Fun
Kazuma : you sure right
But suddenly the sky got darkened and the only thing that we heard was
Megumin : explosion..
~BOOOOM~
a huge explosion appear that nearly blast me and kazuma away.
Kazuma : that was so cool,so that what magic can do
but then 12 toads appear and start coming to us
Y/n : is the toads we're waking up because megumin spell
Kazuma : do you think you can handle it ?
Y/n : sure firstly you go get megumin and went to safe place.
Kazuma : okay lets go megumin (notice megumin laying on the ground)what wrong megumin?
Megumin :well my magic is really strong it also took many mana,i never expected toads appear this nearby,this is bad,i will be eaten,can you guys help me.got cut by toads eating her
Y/n : dont get eaten you two
I summon build driver and 2 bottle its taka and gattlings
Y/n : well then shall we begin the experiment?
I shake the bottle 5 time and put it on build driver.
Hawk Gattling
Best match
After that i spin the lever and it say
~are you ready?~
Y/n : henshin
~tenku no abarenbo hawk gatling
Yeay~
I summon hawk gatlinger.
Y/n : soori no hoosokuwa kimatta
I then flew up to sky and start firing The toads i managed to kill all of them i land beside kazuma
Megumin :(notice y/n) woah
Aqua :that so cool
Kazuma : well then lets get going
I then de henshin and revert back to human body
Y/n : phew..
Megumin : what was that y/n That was so cool (eyes Sparkle)
Y/n : lets just get going before the toads coming back
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Megumin : ko
Y/n : No
Kazuma : Su
Aqua : Ba
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We was currently walking toward guild kazuma was dragging megumin while me standing beside aqua,
Kazuma : so let me get to the point you can't you use Explosion magic more than one because you don't have enough mana
Megumin : that right!
Kazuma : you we're forbidden to use explosion magic unless it needed
Y/n : since you an arch wizard You must have known any other spell don't you?
Megumin : no i don't
Y/n : huh?
We all stopped and look at megumin
Kazuma : what do you meant by"I don't"
Aqua : yeah if your magic level are high,wouldn't you be able to learn other spell even i didnt get arch priest skill before the party trick skill.
K.y : what the hell are party trick for
Megumin : im an arch wizard who love explosion spell,i dont like any other magic i only love explosion magic
Y/n and kazuma : what?
Megumin start saying about her explosion path,
Aqua :(clapping)wonderful,simply wonderful im moved by your romantic way
Then aqua and megumin we're giving A thumb up at each other.
Kazuma : lets head back to guild and split the reward then we meet at gate or somewh-
Megumin then grab kazuma soulder and give him a menacing look.
Megumin : my only wish is to use explosion magic only,yeah that right, my power is absolute
Kazuma :(chuckle)no no no no
Kazuma try to knock megumin away from him
Kazuma : such powerful magic would be wasted in party like us
Megumin : no its fine even if you a puny novice,i have an advance job and a level 6 i also appreciate if you didnt pry my hand off.
Kazuma : hey let go of me,we dont need more useless on our party.
Megumin tightened her grasp it look like megumin choked kazuma
Kazuma : hey cut it off
~hey look at them~ a girl voice say
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Megumin : Kono
Aqua : Suba
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Girl 1 : how awful,that man is trying to abandon that little girl over there.
Kazuma stopped and look at them,same for the other
Girl2 : and there is a cute boy and cute girl right there,they also covered in a snot
Girl 3 : toying with such a little girl and then leaving her what a scumbag
Girl 1 : look at it there is 2 Girl covered in snot and 1 boy covered in snot too i bet the boy try to help the two girl but he got dragged by the man
Kazuma : H-hol up T-that not it
Megumin gave a Evil smile toward kazuma,kazuma know this and he knew what going happen next
Megumin : i was tricked by this man over here,to do thing for his own pleasure luckily this nice boy right here come to help me but he also got treated by this male,he even try to take my pus-
The woman turnes around not wanting to hear anything,while kazuma shut megumin mouth and say
Kazuma : okay i get it,welcome to the team glad to having you aboard.
Y/n : hey dont drag me in..
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Y/n : konosuba
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Aqua and megumin were taking bath while me taking bath but on different room,kazuma is now getting the reward
Luna : Well good luck on your next quest
With that Luna left-
Y/n : man wat a day
Kazuma : indeed
I was trying to cleaning my mind but it got interupted by woman voice
~excuse me i happen notice your poster recruitment do you still looking for member?~
Kazuma was blushing while i look confused.
Kazuma : um yeah i meant we still an recruitment
Y/n : scumzuma i meant kazuma is correct
Her breathing start get Heavier scaring me and she says.
Darkness : my name is darkness im a crusader please let me
She start to go madness
Darkness : let me join your party
Kazuma & y/n : Huh
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Y/n :*eh she glad this girl is dangerous*
Kazuma : Huh?
She enjoying it ??
Life is showtime