TWO WEEKS LATER
*Michelle*
The kids all went their separate ways for the summer each visiting his or her grandparents. The house was oddly quiet for a Saturday afternoon. I went on youtube to look up the new trailer for Xmen: First Class. (A/N The new one looks awesome!)
I didn’t really regularly go on youtube that often, unless it was to just look something up.. then of course I’d end up stuck for hours not being able to get off, watching video after endless video. I was watching some ‘= 3’ vid getting caught up on all the latest and greatest action on youtube, when I saw something horrifying.
Me.
Dancing.
ON A FREAKING TABLE!
AND! Singing.
Oh god.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” I screamed
I heard Blaze running from wherever he had been in the house.
“What! What’s wrong!?” He asked rushing over to me. He looked over my shoulder at the computer screen. “Ohhhh…” He said understanding crossing his face.
FLASBACK! TWO WEEKS AGO! MORNING AFTER!
*Michelle*
I woke up groggily. Confused and not remembering how I got home (not to mention I didn’t feel so hot), I was a little freaked out.
I sat up slowly, stiffly, like I had been sleeping awkwardly all night. My breath felt gross. Nasty. My head hurt.
“whaaa??” I heard someone say sleepily beside me. It was my husband. How weird to even be able to think that.
“What happened?” I asked him point blank after shaking him a few times.
“Nothing! Promise!” He answered quickly, understanding immediately that I probably didn’t remember much.
“I didn’t do anything stupid or embarrassing?” I continued to question.
“Nothing at all! You passed out so I just brought you home!”
I wasn’t sure if I believed him or not but decided to trust him anyways.
^WHERES MY BRA!!????^ I thought to myself.
END OF FLASHBACK.
“ YOU FREAKING LIAR!!!!!!! YOU DON’T CALL THAT EMBARASSING!??” I yelled at him!
“Well.. I didn’t want you to be embarrassed.. I didn’t know someone caught it on camera..” He said looking scared and also looking for an exit.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” I yelled again. Then started crying (I always cried when I was angry.).
“Calm down! Its not that bad!” He tried to reassure. His attempt failed. Badly.
“Not that bad?” I said in a sickly calm. “You say its not that bad. The video of me! DRUNK! Dancing on a table while singing the Black Eyed Peas??! Oh that’s very bad. Seriously? Ten million hits!!??! You will pay.”
I was starting to scare myself. I knew it wasn’t really his fault. But still. Ten million? Seriously?
He audibly gulped, obviously scared.
“Knitting.” Was all I said.
He just stared at me confused.
“Knitting” I said again. “ You and I, are going to take a knitting class. You will knit me a comfy blanket that I can hide my face behind in shame.”
“Your cruel.” Was all he said.
But I heard no other complaint so I made a few calls. Turns out that a knitting class was starting tomorrow afternoon. I signed us up.
NEXT DAY.
*BLAZE*
Walking into our first knitting class was a bit embarrassing for me, I admit. I really could not believe she was making me do this.
I looked around the tiny room located in the back of a hobby store. Old ladies. Everywhere. A few younger ladies here and there but they were not THAT young. Early 40’s maybe.
“Well have fun!” Michelle sing songed before jetting out. WHAT? I thought she was taking it too! Shes leaving me here? That sneaky little…… But my thoughts were interrupted. Class was starting.
A/N: I know its not the longest or greatest chapter in the whole world…. And I haven’t updated in a year.. seriously.. a YEAR.. but lots has happened.
FIRST! I met a boy (don’t boys suck?) (P.S. That’s over…)
SECOND! My laptop broke. (just got a new one)
THIRD! There are no excuses. I just completely suck as a human being. Forgive me?
Thanks to everyone who voted and commented on the last chapter. But a super special thanks to those who read this chapter even though I’m sure you hate me. XOXOXOXO
VOTE/COMMENT? Again I know it wasn’t the best…