"Finally I found Dabis phone!" Izuku snickered evily.
"Imma order some pizza!" He said calling the pizza place.
"Hello thank you for calling **** what can I get for you?"
"Can I get a pizza with (whatever toppings yall want)"
"Sure pickup or delivery?"
"Delivery!"
"Okay what adress?" Izuku froze.
"Um- the LOV base?"
"WHA-?"
Izuku hung up the phone and smiled.
"Oops" he said.
"Kid why do you have my phone?" Dabi asked walking in.
"To see if you have nudes" izuku said smirking.
"WHAT"
" calm your tiddies I'm joking" izuku laughed.
Dabi mumbled swears as he took his phone back.
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"DABI RUN, TOGA GAVE IZUKU ALCOHOL AND I DON'T KNOW WHATS WRONG WITH HIM!!!" shigaraki yelled running down stairs with toga who was laughing historically.
Izuku was walking down while singing a song.
"Put your legs on my shoulder~~~~~" twice sniffled a laugh as izuku hopped up to dabi.
"Hold me in your thighhhhs~~~~~ babyyyyyyy~~"
"squeeze me ohhh so tighttttt~ show meeee"
"Shigaraki?" Kurogiri said as shigaraki hid behind him.
"CUttttt my air supplyyyyy~-"
"No no, shhh, stfu kurogiri!" Shigaraki whispered.
"OfFfFFFFff~"
"Get the fuck away from me you freak!!!!"dabi yelled as izuku came over to him with his arms out"
"Take me too the skyyyyyy viewww~~~"
"Stop it right now!!!" Dabi was now hiding behind twice.
"I will kill you I swaer!"
"Make me Passss OuTttt babyyy~~~"
"You price of shit i!-" dabi said pointing his finger at him only for izuku to hold his hand smirking.
"Is it all to muchhh~~~"
"YES YES IT ISSS"
"MaYbEeeeee~~"
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The league had just come back from a mission as Dabis shirt was about burnt off so as soon as he entered he just took it off
Izuku looked over af him as his nose started to bleed .
"Baby I'm not even here I'm a hallucination"
"AGH JUST STOP STARING"
"Yas sirrr" Izuku purred out turning back to the TV.
After a few minutes izuku turned off the tv and went to his room before having a gay panic
"that was rude, but that was great! I can die happily, probably he will do it though".
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The next morning toga walked down to shigaraki holding izukus arm without gloves with his eyes sparkling.
"So nobody's quirk is working on him?" Twice asked.
"As you can see he is fine" shigaraki said.
Dabi yawned as he walked in the room as izuku was happily talking to toga.
"I'm just built different hun" izuku said smiling sweetly.
"What's the matter with your hair?" Dabi asked pointing at izukus hair.
"Oh It had gotten longer so i put it up "
"Oi dabi try to burn him! I wanna see if it works on him!" Twice said.
"It will burn his clothes so you better not" shigaraki said.
"Nahh fuck it" dabi said.