enjoy fools
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y/n: are you okay?
billie crying: mhm it just these onions
y/n:
y/n: those are potatoes
y/n: and your just staring at them-
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[during an argument]
billie: yeah well i hate you
y/n: no you don't
billie mumbling: no i don't
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y/n: if i punch myself am i strong or weak
finneas: strong
zoe: weak
billie: an idiot
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billie: pass me the salt
y/n: what?
billie: pass me the salt please.
y/n: the what?
billie : *long tired sigh*
billie: could you please pass me the ocean cocaine.
y/n: oh yeah sure
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[during an argument]
y/n: i can't stand you!
billie looking at her phone: then sit down
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flight attendant: please make sure all small items are secure
y/n whispering to billie: do you feel safe bi?
billie: two fucking inches y/n.
sorry if you're not 5'5 but i am so deal with it hoe <3
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y/n: who ate my fries!? im going to fucking ki-
billie: me, i did.
y/n: .... kiss you and hug you and buy more fries because you haven't been eating enough
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y/n: people say i have a unique way of lighting up a room!
billie: no stupid, that's arson and those people are witnesses
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billie: why are you covered in blood?
y/n: don't worry it's not mine :)
billie: and that's supposed to make it better
y/n: mhm!
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y/n: billie gave me a get well soon card
finneas: aww so sweet-
y/n: i'm not sick, she just thought i could do better
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billie: don't do any dumb shit
y/n: we both know that's asking too much of me
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y/n: see, i can take care of myself, i am an independent woman-
billie: y/n your shirts on backwards
y/n: NO YOUR SHIRTS ON BACKWARDS
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y/n: who the fuck!?
claudia: language
y/n: whom the fuck!?
claudia: no.
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[on vacation in a log cabin]
y/n: billie i'm scared
billie: why?
y/n: theres a monster under the bed..
finneas on the bunk below them: fuck you
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y/n: a gentle reminder that you are loved and beautiful
billie: no
y/n: that was gentle reminder but your words of defiance have gave me an ungodly amount of rage
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billie: i'm never going to need maths in the real world
[later]
y/n: hey bil you and finneas go on the count of three
billie under her breath: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
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y/n unzips backpack and takes out smaller backpack: does this answer your question
billie with a mouth full of cereal: what question-
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y/n: i'm going to fight the next person to insult billie
billie: i look weird today
y/n: alright square up you beautiful fuck
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billie: i came out here to have a good time, i feel attacked right now
y/n: i came out here to attack people, god i am having an amazing time
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billie: nothing will make me happy today
finneas: you sure?
billie: don't you dare
finneas dargs y/n into the room: well
billie fighting a smile: fuck.
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y/n: i do what want!
zoe: i'm calling billie
y/n: I'M SORRY
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interviewer: so what does y/n mean to you
billie: oh she's the reason i wake up in the morning
interviewer: that's so sweet
[earlier that morning]
y/n: BILLIEEEE, BILLIEEEE
y/n *long sigh* BILLIIEEEEE *repeatidly pokes billies face* I NEED YOU TO WAKE UP AND MAKE ME BREKFASTTT CAUSE I'M HUNGRY
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[in finneas and claudias]
y/n: well i'm going home now.
billie: what-
y/n stands up and sits on billies lap
billie:
claudia: i thought-
finneas: don't.
y/n: you're my home :)
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y/n: what if one day you hit your alarm clock and it hit you back?
billie: that would be alarming
finneas: out.
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i don't even know if these even make sense, sorry if there is any spelling/grammar mistakes, i couldn't be bothered to look over it