(Warning: Mature Language)
Third person point of view:
"Here." Seokjin said handing the younger a bottle at he say down, some random movie playing in front of them which they mostly did before they did the doing or as they openly not-so-openly called it, fucked.
"Wow, you look tired, what's wrong lovely?" Namjoon said as he pulled the other male by his waist gently kissing his shoulder, he nuzzled his face on his neck placing soft kisses which seemed to calm the male down mostly.
"Nothing much, just...work." Seokjin said resting on Namjoon's chest as the other played with his hair, "I'm just tired." he sighed as he looked up to the boy who was smiling at him, playing soft kisses on his shoulder and neck.
"Really? You never look upset about work baby?" They both had gotten used to nicknames in and out of bed, both of them used those a lot, well their original 'only fuck' plan had also been updated, changed and evolved quite a lot throughout the months. Though they kept doing it and meeting up for the reason, it also included them cooking together, just sitting and drinking coffee and looking around, watching movies, cuddling, sometimes even having discussions about certain topics. Though they weren't still comfortable enough to really talk about them and their past together and everything but small talks led to deep conversations over the time and now had been a regular thing for them. Sex had gotten way less, now they were mostly hanging out, and they were both hanging out.
And still, none of their fries had the slightest idea. And neither did they plan on telling them anytime soon.
"I'm just- you know I am not happy with the work I did today, it was long and I'm fucking tried but not satisfied. I should be, more open to it, add a little more to it like I thought." He said making a pout.
"So then Mr worldwide handsome, talk to your director about it. Who even denies you?" Namjoon said kissing the others forehead.
"You really think I should?"
"Satisfaction is extremely important, so I think you definitely should."
"What did you have for breakfast?" He said sitting up.
"Well...umm...you know- th-the usual?"
"NAMJOON DID YOU SKIP BREAKFAST AGAIN? HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES WILL I HAVE TO TELL YOU HOW UNHEALTHY THAT IS BUT YET YET YET YOU KEEP DOING IT? YOU NEVER LISTEN, THAT IS YOUR THING, YOU JUST DON'T LISTEN, DO NOT MAKE ME CALL YOUR MANAGER UP KIM NAMJOON, YOU KNOW THE HEIGHTS I CAN GO."
Namjoon was smiling at him, "Awe, it's Seokjinnie worried about me?"
"Oh you wish. I just don't want you to die."
"Well that IS an improvement."
"DID I NOT MAKE YOU CHICKEN SOUP THAT DAY BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO HAVE IT AND DO I NOT COOK FOR YOU WHENEVER YOU WANT TO EAT SOMETHING??"
"Baby you're just adding to the points of 'I-care-about-Namjoon' by your own words."
"FUCK YOU."
"You pronounced me wrong."
"Oh did I? Then fuck me."
And it was their usual.
Kim Seokjin @KSJin
turning things my man has said during an argument (sort of) into ✨inspirational quotes✨
Starting with the recent most.
✨You pronounced me wrong✨
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Kim Seokjin @KSJin
✨haha you wish.✨
Kim Seokjin @KSJin
✨really, you think someone would want to marry you?✨
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Namjoon
Namjoon
excuse me hottie, am i your man now?
Seokjin
ew no it's an typo 🤮
Namjoon
sure hun
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Kim Seokjin @KSJin
✨sure hun✨
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Namjoon
Namjoon
What are you up to?
Seokjin
none of your business
Namjoon
It concerns ME so it IS my business
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Kim Seokjin @KSJin
✨it concerns ME so it IS my business✨
Kim Seokjin @KSJin
✨you are annoying✨
Kim Seokjin @KSJin
✨don't you dare put my t shirt on your dirty ass window✨ called me dirty though 💔
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Namjoon
Namjoon
YOU DON'T GET TO LEAVE ME ON SEEN
HEY WTF
Seokjin
hi
Namjoon
WTF
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Kim Seokjin @KSJin
✨YOU DONT GET TO LEAVE ME ON SEEN, HEY, WTF✨
Kim Seokjin @KSJin
✨WTF✨
Kim Seokjin @KSJin
✨You're pretty annoying is what you are✨
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Namjoon
Namjoon
baby what is you doing
Seokjin
what does it look like to you?
Namjoon
tryna expose our fucking assess
WHO TF IS YOUR MAN WHAT WOULD YOU TELL THE MEDIA
DO YOU NOT THINK
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Kim Seokjin @KSJin
✨baby what is you doing✨
Kim Seokjin @KSJin
✨DO YOU NOT THINK✨
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Namjoon
Namjoon
are you drunk
im concerned now
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Kim Seokjin @KSJin
✨are you drunk, I'm concerned now✨
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Namjoon
Namjoon
ffs Seokjin
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Kim Seokjin @KSJin
✨ffs Seokjin✨
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Namjoon
Namjoon
Kim Seokjin.
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Kim Seokjin @KSJin
✨Kim Seokjin.✨
fuck he said it with a full stop, that's my official full name wtf.
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Namjoon
Namjoon
Kim Seokjin.
Seokjin
yes 💞💞💕💕
Namjoon
ew no.
anyways
ANY FUCKING WAYS WTF
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Kim Seokjin @KSJin
✨ANY FUCKING WAYS WTF✨
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Namjoon
Namjoon
DUDE IF YOU DO ONE MORE OF THOSE
Seokjin
DI-
DID YOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME DUDE
KIM NAMJOON
Namjoon
fuck why full name
Seokjin
IVE HAD YOUR DICK UP MY ASS MORE THAN TIMES I REMEMBER
WE'VE BEEN IN BED
NAKED
SEVERAL TIMES
AND
DID YOU CALL ME
D U D E ? ! ? !
Namjoon
im sorry babe i meant baby sweetheart my lovely jinnie my princess
Seokjin
ew 💕💞
Namjoon
ANYWAYS BACK TO TOPIC
WHO TF WILL YOU TELL YOUR "MAN" IS TO MEDIA
Seokjin
Aw is someone jealous
Namjoon
NOT AT FUCKING ALL
THEIR ARE COMMENTS YOU KNOW
PEOPLE SEE PEOPLE TALK
Seokjin
Hold up mr 148 IQ
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Kim Seokjin @KSJin
"my man" is my best friend @Hope btw
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j-hope @Hope
it me fam 🤩
SUGA @AgustD
just bff stuff
NOW
SHOULD I BE MAD THAT YOU CALLED MY MAN YOUR MAN
OR MADDER THAT YOU CALLED MY MAN YOUR MAN AND YOUR BEST FRIEND RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
Kim Seokjin @KSJin
One of my best friends*
MY BEST FRIEND IS @AgustD
namjoon @RM
👍
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Namjoon
Namjoon
pheewwww~
stop playing with my heart jin
Seokjin
aww you're in love with me
Namjoon
stfu
aren't we just having sex
Seokjin
ofc
Namjoon
yep.
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Hobi
Hobi
who tf is your man.
(heyyy it's a short and fun chapter!! hope you like itt!! take care and stay safe! -sydREnzo)