Teacher: Where's your homework?
Me: I don't know
Teacher: What do you mean you don't know?
Me: My pet, I don't know, has taken it
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Teacher: Where's your homework?
Me: I don't know
Teacher: What do you mean you don't know?
Me: My pet, I don't know, has taken it