Me: Hi minna-san! Let's continue with this super long dare shall we??
Jessie/Mark/Sting: Enough already... ╥﹏╥
Me: Nope! Dares must be done you guys! so quit your crying!
Jessie/Mark/Sting: *continues crying*
Me: *facepalm* Ah, whatever. What are your dares Helpless?
Helpless: Okay, for dare #9! I dare Wendy to kiss Romeo and run around wearing Laxus' boxers on her head and jump into a pool of skittles, then bitch slap Zeref.
Me: Okay, oh Wendy~
Wendy: ╥﹏╥ Hai...
Rose/Wyt: WAIT JUST A MINUTE!!!!
Wendy/Me/Helpless/Jessie/Mark/Sting: O.O'
Me: Yes...?
Rose/Wyt: WHAT'S UP WITH PISSING AND BITCH SLAPPING MY DAD!!! WHAT THE ****!!
Helpless: :3
Wyt: Oh and I hated you and still do because you made me go skinny dipping in a pool with the perverted boys!!!
Jessie/Mark: ...You're still hung up about that?
Me: Mm, is that all you needed to say? -_-'
Wyt: Oh, and take that back with the dare of bitich slapping Zeref, because I want to add to the dare of it. Before Wendy does it she has to give him this letter. Well thats it.
Me: *takes letter* What does it say?
Wyt: *whispers into my ear* "Dad dont kill her she is adorable as **** and she is a friend dont kill her!!"
Me: Ah, okay.
Wendy: W-what does it say?
Me: You'll know soon enough, but for now, do the first part! :3
Wendy: >///////< F-fine! *goes up to Romeo*
Romeo: Oh, hey Wendy, what's up?
Wendy: *briefly kisses him on the lips*
Romeo: O//////O *faints*
Wendy: S-sumimasen Romeo! >////<
Me: Next part~!
Wendy: D-do I have to?
Wyt: Yeah, give her a pass for being so god dang cute!
Me: Mm, I'd love to, but I can't *pushes Wendy to Laxus*
Wendy: A-ano...Laxus-san?
Laxus: What?
Wendy: G-gomenasai for this in advance... *steals his boxers*
Laxus: O_O WENDY GIVE THAT BACK!!!
Wendy: G-gomenasai! *puts it on her head*
Laxus: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?
Wendy: >//////////< *runs around the guild*
Guild members: O.o'
Helpless: Okay, that's enough now. ^-^
Wendy: *takes it off* PHEW!!
Laxus: GIVE IT BACK NOW!
Helpless: ...But don't give it back to him. >:3
Wendy: T-T Gomen Laxus-san, SKY DRAGON ROAR!! *blows the boxers far away*
Laxus: *tick mark* >_<
Wendy: TT^TT
Me: Okay, next part! *teleports a pool of skittles*
Rogue: SKITTLESSS!!!!
Sting: O.O' Um, Rogue?
Rogue: I mean, *cough* can I go in too?
Me: Mm, let me think, NO.
Rogue: T^T But..I wanna taste the rainbow!
Me: ...No. Go Wendy!
Wendy: >/////< *jumps into the pool of skittles*
Helpless: Awweh, that's so cute!
Me: A kid in skittles, classic. Ah well, next part. Ah wait, here. *hands her the letter*
Wendy: *takes letter* H-hai.. *goes to Zeref* A-ano..
Zeref: *still pissed* What is it kid?
Wendy: *bitchslaps him then gives him the letter*
Zeref: GRR, WHY YOU LITTLE--! *stops to read the letter*
Wendy: *gulps*
Zeref: *reads the letter and grumbles* Fine, you're spared....for now..
Wendy: A-arigato!
Me: Well, that's all for this chapter! Until next time minna-san!
Rogue: BUT I WANTED TO TASTE DA RAINBOW
Me: OH QUIET YOU'RE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE @Ambamba's ROGUE!!