Staff Chat

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No promises were made

I Smell Finals and Trauma

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By carver_edlundd

A/N: We now have a discord!!!!!! Thanks to the wonderful He1725 , there is now an official discord for Staff Chat. Have fun and make chaos (the link should be at the bottom of the story or something if you are viewing on the Wattpad browser ONLY) (i dont think it will work on the app)
SECOND A/N: this chapter has been edited from its original. First time thru I rushed it and also kinda boggled Mina's character development and a whole bunch of other people's. Looking back it was super uncool of me to kinda just half ass some of the really intense shit this chapter talks ab. So I fixed it! That's all, proceed as u were.

Chat 1GAy

AcidQween- Mina Ashido
PikaPika- Denki
Tape- Sero
ManlyMan- Kirishima
Splody'Boi- Katsuki Bakugo
Froppy- Tsuyu
Sweetheart- Uraraka
CantSeeMe- Tooru
BadassPrinter- Yaomomo
Musicq- Jiro
Armsss- Mezo Shoji
GimmeSugar- Sato
TailKarate- Ojiro
Sparklesz- Yuga Ayoma
AnimalWhisperer- Koji Koda
IcyHot- Shoto Todoroki
Mido- Izuku
MrRobot- Tenya Iida
LordofDarkness- Fumikage Tokoyami
Dadzawa- Aizawa
BrainBoi- Shinsou Hitoshi

PikaPika is online

PikaPika: so uh
PikaPika: is anyone else like
PikaPika: very scared for finals

AcidQween is online
MrRobot is online
LordofDarkness is online
Tape is online
CantSeeMe is online
Mido is online

AcidQween: yES

MrRobot: fellow students! With studying and hard work it will not be difficult to achieve a good grade. I am certain that we can handle anything thrown at us as pupils of such a prestigious academy. Remember that

Tape: uh
Tape: what happened to Iida?

LordofDarkness: nothing

CantSeeMe: ?

LordofDarkness: I have done nothing to Iida

PikaPika: we didn't ask if you'd done anything to him?

LordofDarkness: I have done nothing to permanently injure Iida

AcidQween: fuckin
AcidQween: OMINOUS

Mido: I think exams will be a great opportunity to challenge ourselves!

PikaPika: okay yeah but like
PikaPika: what if you fail??

Tape: don't you mean what if YOU fail lmfao

Mido: we've already made it into the school, I doubt that the UA staff would do anything drastic

CantSeeMe: Sero that was mean

MrRobot: we've already made it past the school's entrance exam! I am sure that with even more hard work and dedication we can

AcidQween: Toko?

LordofDarkness: no

Mido: we can always ask Aizawa what's gonna happen

Tape: LMFAO as if he'd tell us anything

CantSeeMe: yeah thanks for the idea Mido but that won't work

Mido: @Dadzawa what's gonna happen if we fail the exam?

Dadzawa is online

Dadzawa: idk

Dadzawa is offline

Mido: worth a shot

PikaPika: okay wait so I have a plan

Tape: oh god

CantSeeMe: whatever this is will be awful

AcidQween: LMAO let's hear it babe

PikaPika: okay so like
PikaPika: we get the brainwash kid
PikaPika: and like ask him to brainwash Aizawa sensei
PikaPika: and then ask Aizawa sensei what's gonna happen at the finals

Mido: that's not very... thought out

BrainBoi is online

BrainBoi: I've tried it before- can't get my brainwashing to work on higher brain functions yet

Tape: you tried to brainWASH AIZAWA SENSEI

BrainBoi: what? He was pissing me off

Dadzawa is online

Dadzawa: And I almost kicked you out for it

BrainBoi: oh shut up old man you offered me a hot chocolate from the cat cafe you always go to and then went to sleep when I said no thanks

Dadzawa: no I didn't

Dadzawa is offline

BrainBoi: he did

AcidQween: wait wait wait
AcidQween: you tried to brainwash Aizawa sensei
AcidQween: and he didn't kizll you??!??

BrainBoi: yeah

PikaPika: teach me your ways

BrainBoi: Ight
BrainBoi: step one:
BrainBoi: be a fucking orphan

PikaPika: uh

Tape: wait

AcidQween: wAIT

BrainBoi: no

Mido: guys you should probably leave Hitoshi- kun's private life out of this

IcyHot is online

IcyHot: were you really ever an orphan, though?

BrainBoi: I mean I like
BrainBoi: watched my parents die so yeah

LordofDarkness: I smell trauma

CantSeeMe: are you okay, Shinsou kun?

Mido: guys you should leave Hitoshi kun alone

BrainBoi: no, it's okay Izuku
BrainBoi: never once in my life
BrainBoi: (⌐■ ౩ ■)

IcyHot: were you sure they were your real parents?

AcidQween: TODO STAHP

BrainBoi: uh
BrainBoi: yes?

IcyHot: there was a question mark there

PikaPika: lol y'all wanna hear my trauma?

Tape: fumk yeah

CantSeeMe: Oo trauma sharing time

BrainBoi: and I'm out

BrainBoi is offline

PikaPika: phat fuckin mood
PikaPika: ANYWAYS
PikaPika: my little sister, mom, and dad all have electrical burn scars from when I was learning to use my quirk lmfao

Tape: noice

Mido: kaminari, are you okay?

PikaPika: nope (⌐■ ౩ ■)

CantSeeMe: ooooo my turn

Mido: guys this isn't really a good idea..

CantSeeMe: my parents used to like, regularly lose me as a kid so much that I have memories of spending entire nights alone at like malls or outside or something bc I was too little to find my way home
CantSeeMe: (⌐■ ౩ ■)

AcidQween: nice lmao
AcidQween: I was banned from three elementary schools bc I couldn't control my quirk so I kept burning the students
AcidQween: still have abandonment issues
AcidQween: (⌐■ ౩ ■)

Tape: fuckin my turn
Tape: one time I strangled and almost killed a classmate with my quirk bc I couldn't control it
Tape: I was six and he had to be in the hospital for like a month
Tape: apparently I collapsed his trachea
Tape: (⌐■ ౩ ■)

AcidQween: well now I wanna hear everyone else's shit
AcidQween: @everyone
AcidQween: COME GET YALL JUICE

GimmeSugar is online
Sweetheart is online
TailKarate is online
Froppy is online
ManlyMan is online
Musicq is online
Splody'Boi is online
BadassPrinter is online
Armsss is online
Sparklesz is online
Animal Whisperer is online

BadassPrinter: whatever this is, its a bad idea

AcidQween: we're sharing our trauma

BadassPrinter: I was right

Sweetheart: I agree with yaomomo
Sweetheart: this seems like a bad idea

AcidQween: LINE UP WHORES
AcidQween: TRAUMA SHARING TIME
AcidQueen: go in the order you came online
AcidQween: and don't think I haven't noticed that Mido, todo, and toko haven't shared
AcidQween: you aren't off the hook (-_-  )

BadassPrinter: okay but like
BadassPrinter: what's the point

AcidQween: um
AcidQween: class bonding!

GimmeSugar: wait so we're actually doing this?

AcidQween: YEP

GimmeSugar: I mean shiet okay
GimmeSugar: guess we're really opening this can of worms
GimmeSugar: I've struggled with an ED and body dysmorphia all my life cuz of the side effects of my quirk
GimmeSugar: I'm way healthier now and baking has been a really good outlet for me but that doesn't mean I don't still bathe in self loathing

Sweetheart: Sato, bb. R u okay?

GimmeSugar: LMAO NO
GimmeSugar: (⌐■ ౩ ■)

AcidQween: nice
AcidQween: NEXT

Sweetheart: that's it? You're just skipping over all of that?

AcidQween: RAPID FIRE
AcidQween: But Sato, I do know how much of a bitch societal expectations are, especially with hero culture exacerbating unrealistic body expectations. I'm here if u ever wanna talk <3
AcidQween: MOVING ON

Sweetheart: I mean okay
Sweetheart: for most of my childhood my parents sometimes had to choose between buying me new school clothes or keeping the power on
Sweetheart: most of my stuff is secondhand

PikaPika: wait ur that poor?

Tape: DENKI

AcidQween: DE N KI

Sweetheart: no, it's okay. I love my parents and I'm not ashamed of their income, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to become a hero in part for the paycheck.

Tape: ikr, shit pays well

Sweetheart: anyways point being, I have a loving family and I'm close with my parents, but we've struggled a lot. Listening to ur parents fight because they can't make rent isn't easy, yk?

AcidQween: damn. That's deep

Tape: mad respect 4 you 'raka

Sweetheart: (⌐■ ౩ ■)

TailKarate: a large portion of my family left after my quirk came in- ig it was too ugly for them? My moms say that they were already distancing from us bc of my moms' marriage, but I still blame myself.

Froppy: same, kero
Froppy: my moms side of the family disowned us when I was born bc they said my quirk was too gross- none of them were mutant born

Sweetheart: I thought ur parents were both mutant types though?

Froppy: they never considered my mom a mutant type, likely because she can still pass as "normal"
Froppy: and my parents were only dating when I was born, so I think they just assumed my dad was just a phase or something for my mom

ManlyMan: wow.
ManlyMan: you guys have all been through so much?? You're all so strong. Like damn I'm rlly proud of you guys, I kinda wanna cry. Ojiro, Tsuyu- i can't rlly draw from personal experience or anything but I'm here if u guys ever need to talk.

TailKarate: sick (⌐■ ౩ ■)

Froppy: thank u, Kiri. Ur a rlly good friend

CantSeeMe: well now I'm gonna cry?? Dmamit
CantSeeMe: why r u all so cute??

AcidQween: because god wanted you to suffer

CantSeeMe: WELL I AM

ManlyMan: hagakure? Do you wanna talk??

CantSeeMe: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE YOU??

ManlyMan: uh m

AcidQween: MOVING ON
AcidQween: Kiri, ur turnnn

ManlyMan: uh, idk. I don't honestly have childhood trauma? My life's been honestly really easy compared to you guys, and my extended family was pretty supportive when my moms married.

TailKarate: u have two moms??

ManlyMan: yeah!

TailKarate: SICK

ManlyMan: WAIT
ManlyMan: WE CAN BE MOM B R OS

AcidQween: SHAKSK WHAT??

TailKarate: DOWN

AcidQween: NOPE

ManlyMan: ?
ManlyMans: ... we can't be mom bros?

AcidQween: what? No lmao that's not what I meant
AcidQween: i was saying that I'm not gonna let u deflect
AcidQween: people who don't have emotional issues don't train to be heroes. It ain't work like that.

Tape: fax.

AcidQween: I promise we won't judge you, kiri. Ik I'm coming off as kinda extreme but it helps to get it out there.

CantSeeMe: And we can support each other better!

AcidQween: that too!

ManlyMan: um, alright I guess?
ManlyMan: I grew up with an inferiority complex bc I was always told by teachers and junk that my quirk wasn't flashy enough to be a popular hero.
ManlyMan: I still feel like I'll never be good enough haha

AcidQween: okay so that bit earlier was just the inferiority complex at play then

ManlyMan: ?

AcidQween: you, my dearest kiri, are worth it

ManlyMan: well now I am crying

AcidQween: TUESDAY IS NOW REAFFIRM KIRISHIMAS SELF WORTH DAY
AcidQween: NEXT

CantSeeMe: akdkdjjs MINA
CantSeeMe: She does have a point tho, kiri you're an amazing person and you're gonna be a fantastic hero. keep it up, babe (^ 3^)/~♡

MrRobot: classmates!
MrRobot: what is going on?

PikaPika: class bonding mr prez

Tape: we're sharing our trauma

MrRobot: is that wise?

AcidQween: yep

MrRobot: then I too, wish to take part

BadassPrinter: oh lord

AcidQween: sheit okau
AcidQween: spill babe

MrRobot: I have always grown up in my brother's shadow. My entire childhood was spent being compared to him by my parents, and now I fear I will never be good enough!
MrRobot: uh
MrRobot: (⌐■ ౩ ■)

AcidQween: wow perfect punctuation and everything. Anygays Iida babe ur more than enough and we all look up to u

MrRobot: ?

Tape: yeah ur like the only one of us who has his shit together
Tape: I wish I could be more like u

Sweetheart: same

Mido: ^ ditto

CantSeeMe: yup

PikaPika: I don't even know how to use a planner. Much less what it is

MrRobot: oh.
MrRobot: wow, you really all look up to me?

Sweetheart: ofc, Iidakun. Ur super inspiring all the time and you keep us on track. Ur like the class's big brother

MrRobot: Excuse me for a moment. I need to go find a box of tissues.
MrRobot: and Kirishima, do you wish to bond over our mutual inferiority complexes?

ManlyMan: ...
ManlyMan: crying harder dudes

AcidQween: uhhh
AcidQween: JIRO, UR TURN

Musicq: I had to have one of my earphone jacks like surgically reattached when I was a kid cuz some kid wanted to test if he could cut it off with scissors

CantSeeMe: youre joking

Musicq: no, it fuckin hurt
Musicq: anyway now my left one is a lil iffy- like I can mess up the volume control and stuff sometimes (⌐■ ౩ ■)

AcidQween: fUN
AcidQween: but that's not all, is it?

Musicq: ?

AcidQween: jirouuuuuuuu. This is ab open communication.
AcidQween: yk you don't have to hide emotional issues n shit from us

Musicq: ugh
Musicq: fine.
Musicq: I have self esteem issues just like a whole bunch of you losers. The difficulties with my left earjack don't help.

AcidQween: knew it!

CantSeeMe: okay wait
CantSeeMe: u?? Have self esteem issues????
CantSeeMe: but ur so cool?

Musicq: what?

CantSeeMe: jirou I look up to you so much. Like you have such a unique style and you're so pretty and just like your badass attitude
CantSeeMe: I rlly don't mean to turn this on me but it's kinda hard to stand out when ur literally invisible
CantSeeMe: idk I just think ur whole punk vibe is literally amazing. Granted that doesn't rlly mean Jack shit when it comes to emotions
CantSeeMe: ignore me.
CantSeeMe: point being is that ily

Musicq: that's..
Musicq: really sweet of you? Like wow that means a bunch
Musicq: if u want I can't help you shop for some accessories and stuff? Leather cuff bracelets would make it easier to see where ur hands are and they're also cool as fuck.
Musicq: only if u want to ofc course

CantSeeMe: uHM YES??
CantSeeMe: I WOULD VERY MUCH WANT TO

AcidQween: seeee?????
AcidQween: BONDING

PikaPika: we stan

Tape: bro.

AcidQween: MOVING ON
AcidQween: ur turn Baku
AcidQween: spill babe

Splody'Boi: SHUT UP YOU EXTRAS I DONT HAVE TRAUMA

AcidQween: aww is someone afraid of emotional vulnerability

Splody'Boi: NO

PikaPika: he totally is

Splody'Boi: I AM NOT

BadassPrinter: okay so I won't be touching that with a ten foot pole.
BadassPrinter: and I really don't want to deal with a double homocide in home room tmr
BadassPrinter: so I'll just go

AcidQween: noICE

BadassPrinter: my parents lined me up for a quirk marriage when I was five

AcidQween:
AcidQween: I begith the fuck your pardon?

IcyHot: a quirk marriage?

BadassPrinter: yeah

IcyHot: was it for money?

BadassPrinter: no, political power
BadassPrinter: I still haven't met him, he's American

CantSeeMe: wait you still have to marry him?

AcidQween: WHAT???

BadassPrinter: ..yes?
BadassPrinter: I don't really have a choice

AcidQween: okay STEP BACK
AcidQween: Whaaaat the fuck

CantSeeMe: Momo...

AcidQween: luv r u safe?

BadassPrinter: yes?
BadassPrinter: of course I am, why would I not be?

Musicq: uh because quirk marriages r super illegal and you were FIVE

IcyHot is offline

BadassPrinter: well that was just after my quirk came in, so yes?

AcidQween: okay for the record, we are not just leaving this be.
AcidQween: but I also don wanna make u anymore uncomfortable than definitely probably are tho so we're gonna MOVE ON

BadassPrinter: thx mina

AcidQween: TODO ITS TIME
AcidQween: oh wait he's offline?
AcidQween: aw
AcidQween: I wanted to hear hIS emotionally damaging backstory too :/

Mido: trust me guys, that's a story you don't wanna hear

Tape: you know??

Mido: ye

Sweetheart: does it have to do with his dad losing custody over him?

Mido: uh
Mido: I think shoji is next?

AcidQween: HE IS
AcidQween: SPIL BITCH

Armss: I spent most of my childhood being physically bullied for my quirk.

CantSeeMe: but ur so strong??

Armsss: physical strength does not make a man

Splody'Boi is offline

AcidQween: w a c k
AcidQween: do u wanna talk about it?

Armsss: not right now, I don't think

AcidQween: k

Sparklesz: my turn, mon ami!
Sparklesz: my quirk used to cause me such extreme physical pain that I would spend entire weeks in the hospital at a time
Sparklesz: c'était horrible (⌐■ ౩ ■)

AcidQween: twinsies- my quirk hurts the fuck outta me sometimes

PikaPika: ditto

MrRobot: when my engines overheat it feels like my legs are on fire

Mido: Ik that Katsuki's quirk used to hurt him
Mido: it prolly still does

CantSeeMe: ooo how do you know that?

Mido: we grew up together
Mido: I thought I guys already knew that?

AcidQween: oh yeahhh. Forgot ab that.
AcidQween: ITS KODA'S TURN

Musicq: doesn't koda prefer not to talk tho?

AcidQween: this is texting

AnimalWhisperer: uh hi
AnimalWhisperer: yeah Im mostly selectively mute

CantSeeMe: Omg this is the first time you've texted on here kodakun!

AnimalWhisperer: yeah

AcidQween: proud of uuuu!!!
AcidQween: DONT FEEL PRESSURED TO TEXT US THOUGH IF YOURE NOT COMFORTABLE
AcidQween: boundaries r important
AcidQween: NOW SHARE YOUR TRAUMA

AnimalWhisperer: um

CantSeeMe: SJSJSK. M I N A

AnimalWhisperer: I don't really talk mostly because it's hard for me? Like not just emotionally but physically too
AnimalWhisperer: bc of my quirk, my head gets kinda mixed up most of the time and it's almost like I forget how to talk to people and then I just can't even form the words
AnimalWhisperer: also growing up as a mutant type is pretty hard, you get bullied enough and you kinda stop trusting people
AnimalWhisperer: so that probably doesn't help the whole communication bit

AcidQween: hot diggity damn

AnimalWhisperer: it's why I prefer spending time around animals, they don't judge on appearance

AcidQween: wow
AcidQween: im sorry kodakun
AcidQween: I can relate in a way. I know that for the most part, my features are still pretty "normal"
AcidQween: but pink skin and black eyes and horns tend to stick out. I mean, that's probably why so many schools just kicked me out instead of helping. The world isn't very kind to different people.

CantSeeMe: a fucking men to that

AcidQween; that's actually why I originally chose Alien Queen as my hero name, kids used to call me alien or Martian or something else to tease me. I kinda wanted to take it back from them, you know? Make it into something more

Mido: wow. That's really impressive, Mina

AcidQween: haha, thx. But really, Kodakun
AcidQween: we're all super proud of how far you've come

AnimalWhisperer: thanks
AnimalWhisperer: I'm proud of u too, Mina

AcidQween: :)
AcidQween: ANYGAYS
AcidQween: toko and mido- it's ur turn

Mido: um you guys already know my trauma
Mido: the lov kidnapped me (⌐■ ౩ ■)

AcidQween: okay yeah but like that's old news

Tape: Mina!

AcidQween: you've got to have something else
AcidQween: remember the whole "no mentally stable kid becomes a hero" bit?

Mido: lol yeah
Mido: uh I have a bunch of scars from being bullied all my life
Mido: being quirkless kinda sucks. Like u said- the world isn't kind to different ppl

CantSeeMe: all ur life?
CantSeeMe: I thought u were childhood friends with Baku?

Tape: yah lol he seems like the type to beat the shit outta bullies

Mido: um, well

Toko: dark shadow has eaten several people

AcidQween: WHAT

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Bakugo: Hey, raccoon eyes?
Bakugo: do you have time to talk for a sec?

MinaAshido: sure Baku
MinaAshido: what's up?

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