"It's either you shoot me or we shoot each other Kevin."
-me to my guy friend when we we're playing with nerf guns 😃🔫
This is a filler until i dive right into Wing like witches
Then to agony of a witch, and then onto Young Blood old souls'
ANGST
I already have a love-hate relationship here with someone so if one of you could be nice enough to scream at me that'd be great ✋😩
Onto the angst—i mean fluff and Crack !
I said fluff n' crack Nothing else,
You saw nothing
*Holds up gun at screen*
🔫😃
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It was Never Meant to be
Beta Ending !
( What was supposed to be the original ending but i changed my mind to break yours :] )
Luz quivered at the sight, choking on tears as she watched [name] throw up a concerning amount of blood, while tears streamed down their cheeks
"Heh…*cough* i-i guess…" [name] looked up clutching one of the metal bars, of the cage they we're keeping her in like a wild Animal. Brutally beaten, as they sucked out all the magic inside her, along with her energy and will to live too apperantly
Luz shook from the horror, silent tears drip down her eyes as she broke at the Ambodeus'es next choosen words
"…I guess…it was never meant to be…after all…"
With that [name's] eyes turned dull grey, her skin paled as she dropped down Dead, and gone.
Forever.
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Prompts out of contexts because why not ?
MC : the Gods work in Mysterious ways.
Doctor : your aunt fell down the stairs and broke her neck.
MC : Oh, no, that was me.
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Emperor's coven officer : you just killed five men! What do you have to say for yourself?
MC : Whoopsie?
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Namien : you know, no one ever bothered me as much when i was dead.
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Edric : those are decorative.
Emira : Just Because they're pretty, doesn't mean they're not knives!
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MC : is it still murder if i give them a heads up?
Amity : that's called a threat.
MC : Dammit.
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The Sixth Ambodeus : im fully convinced you didn't graduate kindergarten.
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MC : wait, when did i take off my clothes?
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AJ : was there a scuffle?
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MC : this is going to sound controversial, but i think that went well.
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Edric : Imagine Luz and amity singing 'You are my sunshine' to [name] as she slowly and painfully dies.
Amity : what THE F U C K
I DIDN'T FUCKIN' NEED THAT RIGHT NOW
Luz : FUCK YOU
MC : and imagine me singing it back to comfort you guys
Amity : YoU'rE nOt HeLpInG—
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Boscha : shit, we're gonna die.
Luz : not with that attitude, look on the bright side!
Boscha : Yay! We're gonna die! Woooo!
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MC : i just ended a four year relationship…
Luz : im sorry to hear…
MC : it's okay, it wasn't my relationship.
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Lillith : this can't get any worse, can it?
MC : sure it can – just give me a minute.
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MC : Aunt.
Aunt Jill : Disgrace.
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Emira : are you sober?
MC : im moderately functional.
Emira : I'll take that as a no.
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MC : This is the third time I've getting kidnapped, this WEEK. its getting old.
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Willow : too bad the party is being hosted by people that want you dead. I heard they have a chocolate fountain.
MC : dont tempt me.
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MC : I'm too gay for this shit.
Namien : What shit?
AJ : marriage apperantly.
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Belos : what brings you here?
MC : the continuum of terrible choices.
Belos : you'd be surprised on how often people say that.
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Eda : where are you going?
MC : Hell, mist likely.
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MC : give my regards to the devil.
The fifth Ambodeus : i will.
MC : and remind him that he still owes me fifty bucks for helping him out that one time.
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MC : the first thing they told you about my life, was how i died.
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Edric : i didn't think you we're the type to loose your sanity to a bunch of girls.
MC : i didn't either.
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MC : just because your speaking in a different language, doesn't mean that i dont know when you are cursing me out.
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Luz : of course we're going to make it!
MC : i think you're overestimating my skills here…
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MC : You raggedy bitch.
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Enjoy this last few chapters of happiness while they lasts, cause season 2 is bouta get real heated with :
ie.
Betrayal, angst, arguments, gore, cussing, and most likely death
"I sexualy identify as a bitch. 😌💅"
-𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐄𝐍