social media • zhong chenle

By jejenojams

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in where a girl texts chenle for fun, but didn't expect him to see it. a crack fic. • swearing • alcohol men... More

ゼロ
いち
さん
ろく
なな
はち
きゅう
じゅう
じゅういち
じゅうに
じゅうさん
じゅうよん
じゅうご
じゅうろく
じゅうなな
じゅうはち
じゅうきゅう
にじゅう
にじゅう- いち
にじゅう - に
にじゅう - さん
にじゅう - し
にじゅう - ご
にじゅう - ろく
にじゅう - なな
にじゅう - はち
にじゅう - きゅう
さんじゅう
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HANIHW
about to pull a jiya and punch someone

NA.JAEMIN0813
violence is never the answer

JIYAJI
jaem love you sweetheart but
this professor is an ass

NOONNI
this whole university is ass

ZCHENLE1122
why is that?

NINANI
they hate us, they refused to put us with other koreans, but we speak it?

HANIHW
I AM KOREAN

ONYOURM__ARK
oh, yeah i felt that

HANIHW
canadian korean things

9:00

15:00

NOONNI
so, um can someone get me from the office?

HUANGRENJUN
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU

NINANI
i'll come but why weren't you home?

NOONNI
you see, this girl asked me if i was from
BANGKOK, sis im from phuket
i told you like 1000 times

HUANGRENJUN
hurry up the story noonar

NOONNI
I PUNCHED HER OKAY

HANIHW
noon niran! i expected better

NOONNI
you're literally sitting in front of me!

JENONO23
nah why are you there now?

HANIHW
when i said i was gonna punch someone
i wasn't lying


ZCHENLE1122
you can defend yourselves

PARK.JISUNG
hani, we still up for that fight tho

NA.JAEMIN0813
no fighting my children

HANIHW
nah move out of the way momma na

PARK.JISUNG
COME AT ME HWANG HANI

HANIHW
HELL NAH WHO TOLD ME MY GOVERNMENT NAME

LEEHAECHAN37.5
we read the chats, hani hyzel hwang

HANIHW
nooo not the middle name

ONYOURM__ARK
ngl hyzel is such a cute name

HANIHW
not mark lee complimenting me
ima use this against yall for the rest of my life

NOONNI
sending you back to canada
make me proud by becoming
miss canada 2021 hyzel hwang

LEEHAECHAN37.5
wait where's jiya?

NOONNI
studying

HANIHW
studying

NINANI
studying

ZCHENLE1122
you 3 are very scary
so in-sync

PARK.JISUNG
more than we'll ever be

HANIHW
move over dancer boy i'll take your spot

PARK.JISUNG
fight for it

HANIHW
catch these hands then

ONYOURM__ARK
back away, no fights

NINANI
yeah what grandpa said
get in the car stupids

HANIHW
we coming


JENO
stop picking fights with hani jisung

CHENLE
no keep doing it, it's funny

JISUNG
she's funny though

MARK
they seemed fishy at first though

DONGHYUCK
nina has good taste in bias'

CHENLE
its you, she does not have good taste

DONGHYUCK
lets go, outside right now one on one

CHENLE
you're not marrying my daughter

RENJUN
im about to file for a divorce haechan

JAEMIN
damn, double homicide

JENO
pfft, please losing two in one

DONGHYUCK
i'll just get another girl

CHENLE
who?

JIYAJI
premed is going to be the death of me

NINANI
oh i know, thats why i dropped it

JIYAJI
should've warned me sooner!

LEEHAECHAN37.5
so nina

ZCHENLE1122
oh nah, not nina

ONYOURM__ARK
man, daegal gonna be heartbroken

NINANI
nah what you up to sir


LEEHAECHAN37.5
you tryna be my next girlfriend


NINANI
sheeshh SAY LESS

NINANI
NAH IMA BE A HOMEWRECKER
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY GIRL DAEGAL

ZCHENLE1122
he tried fighting me

LEEHAECHAN37.5
you started it

NINANI
chenle probably did but what about renjun?

HUANGRENJUN
sent a screenshot

NINANI
pleaseee- im done bahahaha

NOONNI
did she just reject the time to be with haechan?

JIYAJI
her bias? yes ma'am

HANIHW
i can be your girlfriend babes


JIYAJI
sit down you're like 12

HANIHW
i am 19*

LEEHAECHAN37.5
WHEN OUR HONEYMOON HANI

HANIHW
WE BARELY EVEN DATED- NOW WE MARRIED?

ZCHENLE1122
wow haechan, you move quickly

HUANGRENJUN
so hani you about to hop on the divorce train?

HANIHW
let me go on the honeymoon then think about it
but lets go to canada

LEEHAECHAN37.5
forgot you were canadian

HANIHW
renjun?

HUANGRENJUN
just hop on the train already

HANIHW
make room would you?

ZCHENLE1122
ha haechann you lost 4 people in a day

NINANNI
nice try love, try harder

JENONO23
hani and renjun besties though

HUANGRENJUN
that i second

JIYAJI
now you stealing my roommate?
she still has to pay rent huang renjun!

HUANGRENJUN
you're making a 12 year old pay rent?

JIYAJI
when we go back to jilin city renjun
me and you are going to fight idc idc

NINANI
wait yo, dino abc kinda slaps

ZCHENLE1122
yes, its a bop

NOONNI
someone collect her
she won't stop playing it

JIYAJI
yo my dudes how do you do
the shoulder thing in boom

JENONO23
you just do it?

NINANI
trust me, she's been trying

ZCHENLE1122
watch tutorials?

JIYAJI
its confusing! come on i need it for class!

NA.JAEMIN0813
aren't you a premed major?

JIYAJI
minoring in dance luv

JENONO23
sent 2 attachments

HUANGRENJUN
why is jeno so speedy with it

HANIHW
dude forreal this dude whipped frfr

NINANI
i'd be whipped for jiya too tf

ZCHENLE1122
jeno going on xgames mode though

HANIHW
sent 1 attachment

HANIHW
get it ig! go jiyaaaa

HUANGRENJUN
wow, maybe you are jilin worthy

JIYAJI
i've always been tf, i ain't be there for half of my life
for no reason who you think i is

HUANGRENJUN
jiya jiang from jilin city?
a scorpio born in 00

JIYAJI
i forgot we gave them our birthdays

NOONNI
i just realized you're a scorpio too?

NINANI
YOU CELEBRATED YOUR BIRTHDAYS TOGETHER

NOONNI
SHIT MY BADDDD G

JIYAJI
noonar is aging

ONYOURM__ARK
so am i what about it

ZCHENLE1122
we just gonna ignore that
noona just forgot jiya's bday

JIYAJI
FRRR, EVEN RENJUN REMEMBERS

HUANGRENJUN
yes, also remembered that
nina is a virgo

NINANI
im a virgo born in 01' what about it?

HUANGRENJUN
nothing but are you okay g?

NOONNI
no she isn't

ZCHENLE1122
second that, she isn't

NINANI
why are you ganging up on me
BLAME MY MOTHER

ZCHENLE1122
never blame mommy nitzu
SHE BROUGHT YOU TO THIS WORLD

NINANI
i never asked to be born
she disrespected my rights

LEEHAECHAN37.5
no wait you're on to something

NOONNI
stfu you love your mom

ZCHENLE1122
she loves winwin more

HUANGRENJUN
honestly, me too

LEEHAECHAN37.5
yeah same so i don't blame her

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