✨AYOOLA'S POV✨
"Babe."
"Hey babe."
Those little soft fingers lingered on my body as they tapped on my shoulder repeatedly. Fully awake but wasn't planning to open those eyes she wanted to see so badly yet. I stylishly turned around, but she dragged my body back to her, pushing me closer to her to face her.
"Ayo I know you are awake." She shook my body really hard this time, and I couldn't help smiling. I knew I had failed trying to pretend this time, but I kept my eyes closed still. She laughed and hit my chest this time. Ouch. Soft hands, yet so painful. I feigned a painful look from my sleep and I could hear her laughter suppressing the quiet sound coming from the standing fan very close to me. I release my squeezed face and returned my mouth to normal, faking a cough.
"Ayo what's this now? Are you really joking with me right now!"
I had enough fun already. I slowly opened my eyes, and chuckled a little. She hit my shoulder again and I just laughed at her. When she was done playing lovey-dovey, I turned to her side, facing her. "Woman, who are you to play lovey-dovey with someone else's boyfriend? Why did you disturb my sleep? Arrghhhh!" I rolled out of the bed, leaving her alone right there. I stood up close to the bathroom door, looking down at her. "Please get dressed already."
"Are you not going to give me a ride?" She got out of the bed too, already in her undies, giving me that look of...you know I can stay overnight. Immediately, I shook my head with a teasing smile on my face, bending a little closer to her to give her that look of....sorry babe, you need to pack those bags. Slowly, she moved her hand to the strap of her bra, trying to expose herself, teasing me in return with a cute smile on her face. I laughed at her cause I wasn't planning to fall for it at the moment. I grinned and walked closer to her. Quickly, I helped her return the strap of her bra back to her shoulder properly. Then said to her.
"Woman, that's why I added fifty thousand naira to the two hundred and fifty thousand naira you asked me. That should be enough to take you to the north. Or should I add more?"
"Go away jhoor! Which one is woman, woman! My name is Lilian Mr. Man." She said and laughed, pushing me aside. I just stared at her. She just repeated the same thing she wanted me to stop. Lilian, Lilian! I shook my head at her, staying quiet still. Slowly, she dabbed her lashes at me and smiled. "But I don't mind you know. That should be enough for the Uber to take me to Dubai. Just the sound of the alert, I bade you goodbye. Until you need me again."
I laughed unable to control myself. Lilian was that kind of girl who just like to trouble me. I reached for my cell phone and walked straight into the bathroom. If because of anything, I wanted Lilian to take her leave already. Just five clicks on my phone, with mobile transfer, I finished the deal.
Just as I expected, the loud yell came from that tiny voice. A crazy way to tell me she was excited. But that was not enough. "Ayoola you are the best mhen! It's plenty my nigga! Opor, Opor! No weapon fashioned against you shall prosper! Just call when you decide to take a new girlfriend. I will gladly fill in that space."
I couldn't hold my laughter where I was as the water rushing out of the shower splashed about. Enough money to get me the prayers I need for lifetime. Lilian knew she was supposed to take her leave without disturbing my sleep but she did. Lilian as my Girlfriend? I couldn't picture it. So bad that despite all she had, she doesn't fit into that space. Lilian had the perfect shape, but complete fake. Truly, she was plentiful like she would always say. Busty at the front, but nothing to look for at the back. Early this year, she had a BBL, and she look snatched. A flat tummy and a bigger butt. I didn't have to ask her why she took the risk, I could see she was a lot happier. Happiness which would last for certain years. But who am I to question what makes people happy. If despite the great risk they took such a bold step, they certainly are ready for the consequences.
But then, that wasn't what I wanted for myself. To say I really knew what I wanted would be another one of my lies. These days, six months was my longest stay in any relationship.
"Ayo should I block you at that club?"
I guessed she was done dressing up. I cleared my throat. "Woman, the way of a man is forward and strange. Only the love of his life can understand him. Every other woman is a cast away for they are not on the lane of his heartbeat. Therefore, they are to dwell in the corner, because they are just a piece, picked up for his little peace."
"What's he saying?" Lilian murmured, and I laughed alone. I couldn't believe she was unable to interpret that. I put off the shower, picking up my towel to dry up my body.
"See you Mr. Poet!" She yelled and the next thing I heard was the loud bang of the hotel door. She must have hit the door so hard.
I quickly stepped out of the bathroom. "Come back here and break the door well!" I yelled, hoping she was still close to hear that, but she didn't. In few seconds, my phone vibrated, getting me to pick it up.
I'm gladly coming for your head next. Are you scared? Sorry boo boo.
I laughed a bit louder the moment I read the text Lilian sent. The room was suddenly quiet the moment Lilian left. I could hear the little sound coming from the standing fan again. It was almost six in the evening. I wanted to stay behind and spend the night at the hotel, but I had been all alone by myself for some days now and it was killing me. Really bad. Not having fun and staying behind those doors all day was quite boring and seemed really strange.
After drying up myself, I searched for one out of my plain white shirts. I found my jean trouser in blue colour and decided to complete it with one of the Gucci sneakers I bought. While packing up, my phone vibrated and immediately I picked up the unknown number.
A laughter came in through the phone first. "I gat you! I know you will not pick if I call with my hot line. So..." The familiar voice dragged.
A little chuckle escaped my mouth. "You tried Kiki."
I could hear the sound of her laughter through the phone before she responded. "Was thinking you will need an handbag this evening sir."
I laughed cause I knew that was not the reason she was calling. The 'sir' behind was nothing but a show off. My voice came out low. "Is that all?"
"Your friend....is coming.....right?" She stammered and I made jest of her. What a wrong choice.
"The one with big nose."
"No," she disagreed. "The one with a smaller one."
I grinned and ended up laughing. I was teasing her, yet she didn't seem to know. "Kiki, I will advise you to enjoy your night with the last Farm fresh yoghurt you have in your fridge." I smiled to myself. "But if you don't mind a bottle of maltina and one meat pie, my friend will be waiting to receive you."
Kiki laughed. "Ayo stop joking jhoor! He's a Prince. Maltina and Meat pie bawo?"
"Okay, no problem." I smiled to myself and refused to change her mind since she wasn't planning to listen.
"This one you just said no problem, fear has catch me." She confessed, making jest of herself before she quickly ended the call. Immediately, I bent down and picked up my car key, walking out of the hotel room. It had been days I visited any club last. I was planning to have the best fun of my life. But then, so funny how Kiki knew Ire was a Prince. This was the guy he and I barely talked ever since we've had an argument no one knew about. So, I knew him too well that he was never going to show up at the club if invited. Reason why I had to make Kiki give up on someone who wouldn't even cast a glance to her side.
I climbed into my black highlander, inserted my key and drove out of the hotel compound. Only God knows what the night had in store for me. One thing I was after. To make sure I had my best life and memories I hope to never recover from.
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