Me:hello we have dares
Tina:should we stop tony from killing cookie then?
Me:no this dare is for Dave and Danny they have to get married!
Danny:*super flustered* W-what
Dave:we're eight years old how does that work
Me:idk but Dave do you take Danny the duck to be your husband through this life and the next
Dave:ummm I do?
Me:and Danny do you take Dave the dinosaur to be your husband for the rest of your life
Danny:I-I do
Me:you may now kiss the duck
Dave:*kisses Danny*
Tony:I'm back from killing cookie and holy sh*t what did I miss
Me:FOR THE LAST TIME TONY MIND YOUR LANGUAGE also Dave and Danny got married
Tony:YESSSSSSSSSS DAVY IS SAILING
Tina:who would have known that Tony was a Davy shipper
Me:idk
Hope you enjoyed I don't really know how weddings work so hope this was good enough for you anyway bye people of Earth