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UPDATE: Author's Note
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lol 12k
discontinuing?

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FREEEEDOOOOOOM
bard ate toes: good morning my fellow peasants!/s
sir this is a mcdonalds: :pepeconcerned:
sir this is *my* mcdonalds: what the fuck do you want
bard ate toes: ur mom

sir this is *my* mcdonalds left

sir this is a mcdonalds: ayo no who said you could do that shawty

sir this is a mcdonalds added sir this is *my* mcdonalds

sir this is *my* mcdonalds: fuck u
sir this is a mcdonalds: I ALREADY APOLOGISED HOW ARE YOU STILL ANGRY AT ME
i'm broke pls donate: the girls r fightinggggg
sir this is a mcdonalds: stfu u broke bitch
sir this is *my* mcdonalds: stfu u broke bitch
bard ate toes: OH—
i have two dads: hi guys!
a twin: GASP HI BENNETT
b twin: R U COMING OVER FOR OUR SLEEPOVER
sir this is a mcdonalds: theres a sleepover and you didnt invite me???? rude
a twin: no bc we know
b twin: that youll flirt with the girls
a twin: nonstop
b twin: nonstop
a twin: OHHH
b twin: OHHH
bard ate toes: how
sir this is *my* mcdonalds: its a sibling thing
anime tiddies: hi cuties
acting grandmaster: hello
bard ate toes: like how they saw the chat at the same time
noelle •0•: they're together! i just saw them walking across the plaza.
b twin: idkfdjjdif hi @noelle •0•
i'm gonna destroy mondstadt one day: ew that keyboard smash nasty as fuck all in favour say aye
fuck off: aye
a twin: aye
sir this is a mcdonalds: aye
anime tiddies: aye
acting grandmaster: aye
sir this is *my* mcdonalds: aye
bard ate toes: aye
i'm broke pls donate: aye
prinzessin: aye
i have two dads: aye
woof: aye
fuck off (2): aye
barbara, ikuyo!: aye
sucrose: aye
gliding champ: aye
b twin: ayo wdf
a twin: @everyone-1 @b twin-0
b twin: guess i'll just have to go to the li yue chat now—
a twin: wait
why don't we just create
like
a big server
for everyone we've ever met
b twin: good idea, already on it
a twin: times like this i wished i hadnt insulted u
b twin: suck it nerd
a twin: nvm
bard ate toes: this is hilarious
sir this is *my* mcdonalds: i
agree
sir this is a mcdonalds: it's the end of the world bye
sir this is *my* mcdonalds: yeah, for you

sir this is *my* mcdonalds is offline

sir this is a mcdonalds: wait wdf did i do?? i didnt even insult him what
anime tiddies: hes just full of sodium
acting grandmaster: so full he can supply sara salt for months
bard ate toes: we're slandering @sir this is *my* mcdonalds now? lol
prinzessin: i, prinzessin ver vertilung shall assist thy in the cancellation of the ragnvindr who donns red hair like a flaming fury.
oz: she said she wants to take part in the @sir this is *my* mcdonalds is cancelled party
a twin: epic you can join us
b twin: yes join us

sir this is *my* mcdonalds is online

sir this is *my* mcdonalds: i heard you talking shit about me
sir this is a mcdonalds: no, we were talking about how great dandelion wine is and how i'm gonna get some tonight to get wasted on all of my life choices
sir this is *my* mcdonalds:
i'm broke pls donate: take me with you, noble knight
acting grandmaster: the only noble knight here is me the rest are all knockoffs
gliding champ:
acting grandmaster: except you amber ur cool
noelle •0•:
acting grandmaster: and you @noelle •0•
anime tiddies:
acting grandmaster: oK wdf maybe im not the only honourable knight here
a twin: who's the honorary knight here
b twin: who's the honorary knight here
acting grandmaster: I ALR ADMITTED WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO
a twin: good hunter
b twin: good hunter
a twin: now
b twin: now
acting grandmaster: barbatos fucking anemo im going
bard ate toes:
acting grandmaster: you deserve it
bard ate toes: :(
sir this is *my* mcdonalds: @acting grandmaster's no. 3 on my respected list
acting grandmaster: is it a promotion
sir this is *my* mcdonalds: yes
sir this is a mcdonalds: who's 1 and 2
sir this is *my* mcdonalds: li yue ppl
bard ate toes:
bard ate toes: im gonna fucking riot
@b twin ARE YOU DONE WITH THE SERVER
b twin: yes now stfu i'll send an invite
here's the link
li yue ppl r alr inside

hey shawty

zhong li: and that is why @fight me literally can be trusted
almond tofu: no
stop saying i'm an enderpearl: no
i'm rich stfu: no
gan yu •0•: no
fight me literally: OK I GET IT
bard ate toes: what the hickety heck
sir this is a mcdonalds: take the check
a twin: get a mac
b twin: deck that chad
bard ate toes: b twin + 2 points
a twin: UGH DAMMIT
b twin: suck it
zhong li: hello barbatos
bard ate toes: sup old man
almond tofu: old man
bard ate toes: @almond tofu 😍😍😍😘😘😘
almond tofu: sigh
arr: KAEYA MY MAN
sir this is a mcdonalds: BEI DOU
arr: MY EYEPATCH PAL
sir this is a mcdonalds: MY EYEPATCH PAL
prinzessin: thou also has a patch, may i join?
sir this is a mcdonalds: all eyepatches are allowed
arr: MY EYEPATCH PALS
sir this is a mcdonalds: MY EYEPATCH PALS
prinzessin: MY EYEPATCH PALS
bard ate toes: @sir this is *my* mcdonalds i thought you said this was a sibling thing
sir this is *my* mcdonalds: well apparently it extends to pals
fanfiction supplier: OMG BENNETT
i have two dads: HEY XING QIU! HRU
fanfiction supplier: IM GOOD
i have two dads: IS CHONG YUN IN THIS
fanfiction supplier: YEAH LETS PING HIM
fanfiction supplier: @blue exorcist
i have two dads: @blue exorcist
fanfiction supplier: @blue exorcist
@blue exorcist
@blue exorcist
@blue exorcist
@blue exorcist
@blue exorcist
blue exorcist: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT
masterchef: forgot to mention he ate chillis jn
blue exorcist: YEAH FUCK YOU
blue exorcist: wait bennett's here?
fanfiction supplier: read up bestie
blue exorcist: OMG HI BENNETT :D
i have two dads: HI CHONG YUN :D
sir this is a mcdonalds: omg can i adopt them
acting grandmaster: since when did you want kids
sir this is a mcdonalds: since now
fight me literally: i have brothers eyepatch man
sir this is a mcdonalds: good i'll take them too
fight me literally: no
fight me literally: i have a proposition
sir this is a mcdonalds: oh?
fight me literally: you and i get married and adopt as many kids as possible
sir this is a mcdonalds:
sir this is *my* mcdonalds: don't do it
sir this is a mcdonalds:
sir this is *my* mcdonalds: don't you fucking dare
sir this is a mcdonalds:
sir this is *my* mcdonalds: NO I DONT FUCKING APPROVE OF THIS

sir this is a mcdonalds changed his name to fatui wife

fatui wife: too bad
sir this is *my* mcdonalds: i fucking hate you
fatui wife: what's new
i'm broke pls donate: the girls are fightinggg
fatui wife: STFU
sir this is *my* mcdonalds: STFU
fight me literally: yay! babe wanna go around li yue to see who to adopt?
fatui wife: fuck yeah

fight me literally and fatui wife are offline

bard ate toes: dude what i leave for ten minutes and this happens
zhong li: It appears that two chaotic people from each side of our lands have decided to come together to create a huge family.
bard ate toes: oh
poggers

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