CUPIDS CHOKEHOLD, spam

By bIudhaven

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here's what you missed on glee
imagine a lobster with human ears
apparently im 2'8
its 8 am and i cant do math
sometimes i fall down the stairs because i have to wake up
contol alt delete my existence
i blame saddo
arrest mario 2020
smh
f-f-f-frog face f-f-frog face
sometimes i wonder if people
i like
respond or i'll cry
avvy wavvy asf thanks per s e eee
um what if i just sit here instead of doing pushups
be proud of me because my parents arent
im not 😹 running around my backyard 😹😹🗡 because you want me too 😹😹
yeah yeah ❤️
idc who you are pls
head scratch
how did i already finish my coffee this is dumb
i wrote and researched an essay in an hour and a half
yesyes of course
why am i only happy in the car
i am immune 😌⛄️✨
lol this all sucks
phillip hatebot
it's been a month
english is so stupid
i spent 8 hours today doing hw for one class
part title idk what else to put
motivation said 😋
why wont it let me publish this 🏃‍♀️💨
90 seconds
my weekend
i started writing this on october 19
my fingers are cold brr very short part i promise
social high !!!!!!!
🫂
call 1 833 - 688 - 2697
comment i am lonely or dont idk lets hug
cry (that was me crying)
Um WHY DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A BAGEL IS
YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED (NOT CLICKBAIT)
bc i am starting this even though i posted the previous chapter 3 hours ago
this entire part is sleepy and tirern
BLASPHEMY
i havent played animal crossing a long time
go ahead & remove this from ur libraries im updating daily
avni is a genius she is smarter than everyone
i miss my friends
i love reading mmm someone kiss me
hope i can be better in the future
screnshot lasy for klas
abnis s cl ool expeidrne
and then i will post it
AAAYYYYOOOOOOO thibka of title llgoged ip
im so exhausfdded of evrutjign i cabt dohis
u guys i stsrted this is novemeber embarrasjng right
hi cool kids on the block
did u miss me (threat)
YOU GUYS YOU GUYS
i am having the time of my life
DOG 🫵🫵🫵🫵
graphic design is my passion
oobly boo!0y
silly billy bing bong
hello

UGHGNSFJK im on my computer

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By bIudhaven

hi this is an edit but this chapter might have very vague and incomplete spoilers for season 1 of spn bc im 😥😥😥 stupid 😥😥 and think u guys are watching with me so i will just say stuff about whats happening but it isn't specific or maybe it is idk just thought u should know 😇😇

ok actually i think ive dropped my phone too many times i dropped it like twice yesterday 

bc like 

it isnt working 😐😐😐😐

LIKE THE WHOLE RIGHT SIDE IS LIKE ..... NOT WORKING 

and then its like super slow and most things are like 

IDK ITS JUST BEING WIEHRIGW;L 

ya but we r organizing the comics and its such a mess bc we counted and theres like more than 300 of them and so we are like putting them in bags or something and then organizing by series and then putting them in boxes or something 

"or something" i say as i describe exactly what we are doing 

but YA ive watched like a season of spn today i am never turning my lights off again or staying at home by myself or going to anywhere ever by myself and if anyone looks at me for more than 3 seconds or is like looking at me from a distance or theres a lot of people i will assume they are a ghost or something and throw salt at them 😇😇😇😇

wait im at home by myself alone 

WAIT BC WATCHING THAT SHOW WAS THE WORST wait how do you spell decision DECISION I HAVE EVER MADE BECAUSE ITS SO GOOD BUT I GET SO SCARED EASILY 

like ok  😃😃 guess i wont go back to sleep ever 😃😃 BUT THEN ITS LIKE SO GOOD SO WHEN IM NOT ASLEEP IM EITHER ON HERE OR WATCHING IT SO. WHAT NOW. 

ok ya 😋😋

omg look at how spelly this is no misspelled words because im on the computer right and like

the keys are like 

keys 

so i cant miss them but also like they are like keys so i forget what im trying to say and then if i make even the smallest mistake my hands forget where anything is and then im just like 

flailing 

ok thats a weird word bye ignore that 

omg so basically when i thought i was going to be done updating this book because it was 100 chapters long i made a new spam book called like 

octopus or something bc this used to be squid and like 

squid and octopus u know right ok so basically i made that book and had like a 4000 part chapter and then unpublished it 4 minutes after i posted it because i changed my mind and didnt like it and like 

didnt want to use a different book anymore i mean at least not until like i have updated this enough and it wont let me add more chapters. 

ok this is so fun i like my computer. more. 

i can type faster and so more words bc im not like wait i forgot what i was saying and then spend 40 minutes trying to remember 

i forgot what i was saying. 

😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

ok hi i didnt leave lol i just wanted to say hi again but BASICALLY 

im listening to taylor swift again 

oh no the song just ended now im listening to 5sos 

SOMEONE TOLD ME THEY WOULDN'T LET ME PLAY MUSIC AGAIN IF I PLAYED ZAYN AND I WAS LIKE 😃

ok 

opens phone 

HELLO WHO R U 

the second i picked up my phone someone called me 

oh it was my sister 😐😐

ok im hungry im gonna go have something unhealthy ig bc im home alone brb 

hi ok the thing is in the oven so im typing again 

SIGH 

actually surprisingly i dont have anything to say rn so im gonna go watch spn and come back when 

i have something to say ig .... 😥

oh no im back 0.3 seconds later 

telekinetic kid locked sam in a closet 😥😥😥😥😥

OK IM GONNA SPLIT SCREEN BC I LIKE TALKING 

BUT IM WATCHING AND USUALLY I JUST TALK TO MYSELF WHILE I WATCH BUT IF I HAVE THIS THING TO TALK TO I MIGHT AS WELL YKNOW

oh actually brb again my thing is ready 

OH NO DEAN 

why isnt my phone working i think this is the saddest thing that has ever happened i just want to use my phone 

WJAT HTE FUCK 

oh that was a vision all good 

MF IBFEA BUDDY ARE U ALSO TELEKINETIC SDJVKFSF

ok actually im gonna go be back later 😋😋

ok its been less than an hour and im back 😥😥😥😥

my phone is working now i just had to restart it i think 😇😇

ok but also im still on my computer bc ive decided we r watching tv together 

maybe if i actually stop talking and go back to my netflix tab and continue watching ill watch one of the things klaus told me to watch yesterday 😐😐 or maybe not 😇

omg this musica amkes everything som uch more like 

suspenseful 

OK WAIT SO THERE MIGHT BE MISSPELLED WORDS AGAIN BC IM NOT ACTUALLY LOOKING AT WHAT IM TYPING ANYMORE IM PAYING MORE ATTENTION TO like what im watching 

omg why is he in a box 

bench 😇😇 

YA BESTY KICK THAT BOX 

dont u khate when people are like so pissy about something like ya man i know ur locked in a box yes im trying to help you get out now stop whining im stuck in a box too theres not much i can do 

ok no longer watching because that show just takes so much energy out of me i am exhausted and just now remembering how much homework i have due tonight what am i doing 

ok wtv its only 4 pm i can do it later 

ok i was thinking about something and do people actually get premium on this app .... thats so weird ok like ..... this is ... ok 

why have i said ok 5 times in 3 sentences ok wtv 

OK OK OK OK OK OK OK 

hmmmmm 

my brain is going like 2434834092 miles an hour right now but im not forming a single thought because if i did this chapter would probably be longer than the entire book at this point 

like theres so much going on but none of it is important enough for me to be like "oh let me take 2 hours out of your day" 

continues to take 2 hours out of my day 

I AM SO TIRED I AM LIKE ... SIDEWAYS AND IM JUST LOOKING AT MY COMPUTER FROM AN ANGLE SO I KNOW WHAT IM TYPING 

ok wait a minute the concept of this book makes me question everything because im just over here in bed and on my computer and typing every thought ive had ever onto a website im going to forget about in a few years for everyone to see and comment on. 

LIKE.... WHAT AM I DOING 

ok thats not the point actually wait i minute yes it is the point wait a minute again if i deleted my entire account would this book get deleted too 

or would it stay in peoples library 

OK WAIT DECIDE ON WHICH BOOK I SHOULD READ FIRST OR GIVE ME NEW RECS 

ALSO LIKE ACTUAL BOOKS NOT STUFF ON HERE. .... 

we were liars - e. lockhart 

a good girls guide to murder - holly jackson ( i actually have this only lying on my bedroom floor and have read like 53 pages of it and its so good why havent i touched it in 3 weeks ) 

lock every door - riley sager 

bridge of clay - markus zusak ( i also have this one on my floor except ive only read 4 words because every time i pick it up i get really intimidated by the 500 something pages and then get scared im going to like it a lot but never get around to finishing it and just be stuck with half a plot in my head so i put it back down and turn on netflix ) 

the book thief - markus zusak ( this is literally the book thief why havent i read it yet idk ) 

rocket boys - homer hickam ( i got this one for school and was supposed to be reading it but i havent actually opened it but i could totally read it and every time i've needed to do a response on it for class ive just searched things about it up ) 

in cold blood - truman capote ( i was going to read this last year and then forgot ) 

the entire percy jackson series even though i've read it 3 times just because i have it on my phone 

OK GIVE ME AN ORDER TO READ THEM IN THX 

OMG OK SO YOU REMEMBER THAT OLD BOOK I HAD WITH THE MOVIES AND STUFF 

what if i made something like that again but this time it was for like 

books 

IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT FOR SO LONG AND I READ A LOT TOO SO IT WOULD WORK OUT MAYBE BUT it also seems like work and im not sure if people would even read it BC BASICALLY OK I HAVE LIKE 5 BOOKS BUT ALL OF THEM ARE RANDOM THINGS I HAVE THE 2 WORD BOOKS THE MOVIE BOOK THIS BOOK AND THE ART BOOK i think those are all AND THEN IN MY DRAFTS I HAVE THE SECOND SPAM BOOK THAT I UNPUBLISHED AND THIS APPLY FIC I MADE IN JULY OF LAST YEAR AND THEN DIDNT PUBLISH BC I REALIZED I WOULDN'T HAVE THE ENERGY TO WRITE IT ALSO BECAUSE I AM NOT LITERATE 

so ya just an idea 😇😇

whats your least favorite thing mine is that klaus was right and avni making short chapters would not be an era because this chapter is already 5 times as long as the previous one 😥😥

HONESTLY I SHOULD HAVE ENDED THIS CHAPTER A LONG TIME AGO I THINK BECAUSE THERE ISNT REALLY EVEN SUBSTANCE ITS JUST ME SAYING WORDS 

whats something i need to talk about that has little to no importance 

DID NETFLIX MAKE A FURBIES MOVIE 

OMG WHAT IF I MADE THIS LIKE ONE OF THOSE BLOGS NO ONE ACTUALLY READS UNTIL THEY NEED TO SEARCH SOMETHING UP AND ITS LIKE THE FIRST RESULT 

OKOK YA UR SO SMART GOOD IDEA 

wait what do i need to talk about 

WHY IS EVERYONE SO EXCITED FOR JUNE 11?

Okay, okay, not everyone. (But most people). June 11 is the day MCU fans have been waiting for since the release of Thor (2011). After roles in 6 films, the antihero Loki is finally getting his own stand-alone television series on Disney+. From his first appearance as a villain in Thor (2011) to his supposed death is Avengers: Endgame (2019), Loki has been 

ya ok i was doing that and then i didn't know how to finish the sentence so. thats the post ig 

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i hate everything i have ever done i am deleting this book 

SAYS THAT IN EVERY PART AND THEN CONTINUES TYPING 

ok anyways how r u doing today dont think ive asked that yet 

SIGH WHY ARE MY PARENTS HOME THEY JUST LEFT 

ok whatever lol 

this chapter is almost 2000 words let me just talk a little more and then ill leave maybe 

or ill just keep talking 

OK so im still thinking about stars and time and colors and stuff 

HERES WHAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE TO ME. 

who decided when midnight would be and when a minute would be over and how many minutes would be in an hour and how many hours would be in a day and how many days would be in a week and how many weeks would be in a month and how many months in a year and all that. BECAUSE I THINK ITS STUPID. LIKE HELLO MISTER. WHY DID YOU GET TO DECIDE?? WHERE WAS MY SAY IN THIS WHOLE MATTER??? plot twist it was the doctor. OK WAIT NO I WAS ACTUALLY THINKING A THOUGHT THERE FOR A SECOND. like. how did someone find out or decide that. hmmmm NOW a new day just started. aaaaaaaaaand NOW that was a minute. there will be 60 of those. AND THEN A DAY LATER. hmmmmmmmm YEAH. that was the end of that day. new one just started. ill have 7 of those thanks. 

BECAUSE I DONT LIKE YOU. 

and then for colors. this dude woke up one day and was like yeah im gonna stop seeing in black and white today thanks. OH YEAH. wow thats a lot of color. looks up. hm yeah that looks like a blue. oh? whats blue? yeah i dont know. just decided that just now. AND.. HM. YEAH. THAT THING. THE OTHER THING. YEAH. thats.... yellow. MHM. YELLOW. oh yeah? you dont see the yellow? hm. you must be blind. oh? but you can see what im talking about? oh ya. ohhhhhhhh yeah. you're color blind now loser. AND SEE THAT. THAT RIGHT THERE. RED. AND NOW. COLOR THEORY TIME. YOU SEE. IF U ADD THE RED AND THE YELLOW. YEAH. YOU GET THIS THING. ORANGE. OH? WE HAVE A FRUIT THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS??? YEAH BUDDY THATS AN ORANGE NOW. oh but you dont want to call the crisp red one red? thats ok we can come up with a new name for that one. AND NOW. IF YOU ADD THE BLUE AND THE YELLOW. YOU GET GREEN. YEAH. THE EARTH IS GREEN. AND THE RED AND BLUE??? THAT MAKES A PRETTY WILD ONE. DONT THINK IVE EVER SEEN IT OUT IN NATURE OTHER THAN ON THOSE LITTLE FLOWER THINGS BUT YEAH? ITS A PURPLE. and yeah of course if you want to add white or black to any of these its not going to stay the same duh 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 yeah no those are going to be shades and tones 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

and then for stars duh 

wait no actually theres a bunch of stuff about the stars already right 

like dudes and telescopes and stuff in space. 

ok yeah stars make sense. 

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