Dear Wendy,
I Loved the dinner last night even though I can not eat it still looked good. Well I'm sticking by your side for the rest of your life even when you don't want me to be. EVEN IN THE BEDROOM. I know you love me. When you cry alone at night and break more things every time your hurting me. I know that my death hit you really hard but I really am going to need you to stop breaking things darling.
Your love,Fred (the hotter twin)