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jeon.junk @yug.yum @eun.w00 @minggyu there's a crush among them
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yug.yum it's time guys, me and @jeon.junk are pretty much more than just friends😩😩
kim.taetae @yug.yum you do know you're straight.
jeon.junk @yug.yum @kim.taetae please SHUT tf up??
yug.yum meanie, fuck YOU @jeon.junk
eun.w00 :) cute
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11:52 pm
jeon.junk
HFKDG
jeon.junk
HE
jeon.junk
COMMENTEDKDG
min.yg
congratulations
you've been
noticed you 13
y/o infant
jeon.junk
YES I GOT NOTICED
y/nisgod
you just spent like
3 hours out with him??
jeon.junk
it's not the same,
yugyeom and mingyu
tagged
thejimim
it will forever dazzle
me how yugyeom
is so straight
y/nisgod
wait he hasn't had
his gay awakening yet?
jeon.junk
i regret to accept
it too but it is what it is
kim.joon
yk we guys might
just be heterophobic
in general
min.yg
but there are a LOT
of homos in our uni ngl
kim.joon
phobics or sexuals
y/nisgod
seggsuals🗣️
kim.joon
half the male
population is
gay and all the
female population
is either bi or pan
min.yg
if they weren't all
sweaty and noisy,
i'd like them all
thejimim
the last time i saw a
lesbian up in our uni,
jungkook was still straight
jeon.junk
okay no, last time
i checked y/n was
still gay
y/nisgod
last time i checked
namjoon was still nice
kim.joon
leave me out of this🩲
thejimim
🩲
min.yg
fun fact- hoseok wears
only blue undies
y/nisgod
do you understand
the concept of too
much information?
kim.jinn
hello i'm back from
uni and i have an
amazing idea
kim.jinn
let's take turns on
writing our feelings
down because it is
helpful and we're
friends okay
kim.jinn
me first
kim.jinn
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min.yg
what is the context
kim.joon
him being clearly high
jeon.junk
why is seokjin
hyung screaming
y/nisgod
why do you
want to ask omfg
kim.jinn
I WILL REMOVE YOU
kim.jinn
ALSO JUNGKOOK
IS THE ONLY REAL
ONE IK ON HERE
THANKS BRO
jeon.junk
🤑🤑
kim.jinn
I WAS SO HAPPY
ON TURNING IN
ALL MY PAPERS
ON TIME BUT
ONE OF MY
PROFESSORS
SAID I COPIED
BLATENTLY FROM
WIKIPEDIA
min.yg
what prof
kim.jinn
LANGUAGE AND I
SWEAR I'VE NEVER
BEEN SO RAGED
y/nisgod
did you copy tho
kim.jinn
YES
kim.jinn
BUT YOU'RE
MISSING THE
POINT
jeon.junk
very excellently
explained but
why did you not
write your
language paper
yourself
thejimim
i'm pretty much a
loser in studies but
even i write my own
language paper
y/nisgod
doesn't everybody. . .
kim.joon
seokjin, you can't
copy language
papers from wikipedia
kim.jinn
BUT I'M SEOKJIN
kim.jinn
I DID IT AND LOOK AT ME
kim.jinn
STILL THE ONE
WITH THE FULLER
LIPS IN THE ROOM
y/nisgod
how narcissistic
can your bubblegum
ass get
jung.hosk
bros somebody just
betrayed me on
roblox and i swear
i've never been more raged
thejimim
both you raged
people can go
vibe alone
y/nisgod
speak your facts babe😌
kim.taetae
i have come here
kim.taetae
to file a fucking
complaint of violation
kim.joon
why is everybody
angry today lmao
y/nisgod
laughing at emotions??
very immature namjoon
kim.jinn
that's coming from
somebody who
laughs when people
fall down
kim.taetae
so @jeon.junk keeps
eating all the food
in our fridge and ik
this hoe's in love
but that's NO excuse
to eat yeontan's biscuits
thejimim
tannie's what 😁
jeon.junk
LOOK
jeon.junk
i'm SORRY i was
totally sleep
deprived and
panicking at 5 am
kim.taetae
no you disrespect
me or tannie ever
again and i'll eat
your fucking
shower curtains
jungkook
jeon.junk
they're g l a s s doors-
kim.taetae
well CRUNCHITY
MUNCHITY THEN
kim.taetae
you think THAT
will stop me?
think again you
stewpid stewpid fuck
jung.hosk
my roblox story
is much more
✨agonizing✨
than this tho
y/nisgod
keep talking, i'm gonna
go buy some ramen from the store
kim.jinn
wait you're going
to the walmart
near the uni?
y/nisgod
the only walmart a
broke bitch like
me can afford
thejimim
AYE we're out
here too babe
y/nisgod
ooh cool, incoming~
kim.jinn
what were we talking about
kim.joon
i believe taehyung
was going to
munch on glass doors
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Y/N
everyday is hard.
JIMIN
fuck, this is so hard.
Y/N
this is a sign, we should stop coming to this haunted walmart
SEOKJIN
just choose between the two damn ramen flavors you dramatic actors
[Jimin sends a condescending glare at the older who was annoyed by the couple. You clutch on your shirt before picking black bean and watch Jimin silently bow his head to the spicy ramen flavor for not getting picked.]
JIMIN
forgive me Mother for i have sinned not picking the obvious immaculate flavor.
SEOKJIN
i'm an inch away from shooting you in the head right here right now Jimin
[You start laughing as Jimin silently prays at the stock of red ramen packets.]
Y/N
awh shit.
SEOKJIN
what?
Y/N
my wallet- fucking hell.
JIMIN
don't worry, i'll pay for it dude
[Jimin snatches the black cup noodles and walked towards the cashier who yawned at the three uni students up at the front as the clock strikes 11:30. The beep of the billing machine contributes to Seokjin feeling tired as he stretched.]
CASHIER
that'll be 1200 won, cash or card?
JIMIN
cash please
[Jimin tolls his jacket's pockets and his eyes go pale just like his skin. Turning his head around, mortified, he looks at the oldest of them three. Seokjin rolls his eyes, taking out his wallet and walking towards the cashier.]
SEOKJIN
card please
JIMIN
i love you hyung-
SEOKJIN
save it dipshit
[Jimin makes an angry pouty face and walks backwards in his bathroom slippers. You chuckle and rub his back, him smiling all over again.]
[Sitting on the store's seating chairs near the microwave, seokjin sits with his head moping on the table.]
Y/N
who spat on you this morning?
[You watch Seokjin as he peaked over at you and at Jimin who was waiting for the noodles to cook. Seokjin then sits up straight and shakes his head, his eyes getting baggier than usual.]
Y/N
go and sleep if you'd like to
SEOKJIN
stomach says otherwise
JIMIN
here you go,
[Jimin sets down three cups and sits right in the middle of you and the older guy. All three of you slurp on the noodles for the longest you could, trying to savor the first taste.]
Y/N
god, i'd have sex with this flavor
[Seokjin then proceeds to choke on his spicy noodles, glaring hard at you who made the nasty comment earning a chuckle out of Jimin.]
JIMIN
a threesome if i join y/n, a perfect threesome.
[Jimin winks at you and Seokjin stares at the two, baffled out of words.]
SEOKJIN
meant to be, it truly is, sheeeesh.
Y/N
chill my guy, we're always open for more if you know what i mean.
JIMIN
you're gonna scare the poor guy
[Jimin hits your shoulder as the both of you laugh. Seokjin still looks disgusted and the cashier waits for the three of you to be done.]
SEOKJIN
can i BREATHE or
Y/N
can i give your a BLOW or
SEOKJIN
you know what? BYE.
[Seokjin turns to his noodles and ignores the two of you till he's done enjoying his noodles.]
[Suddenly, you cough on your food unsure of why exactly. Jimin hits your back in attempt to help you and when you do stop, he exchanges his noodles with you, thinking the black bean was too spicy for you.]
SEOKJIN
oh no, why did she not choke?
JIMIN
this can be counted as an attempt to murder
SEOKJIN
exactly what i went for
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a/n: i have no sense of sleep