editing ana: omg this is one of the most iconic chapters of this book
a new post from @officialmarauders
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@officialmarauders: how are we not drunk? like seriously someone explain how we can do stuff like this absolutely sober except for some grape soda? please someone tell me 🐺 🐀 🐕 🦌
in shot: Moony (pushing) Padfoot (in the cart)
photo credits: random person we dont know who was filming a video and caught us
unseen: Prongs and Wortail in another cart
tagged: @prongspotter @moonylupin @siriuslypadfoot @wormtail
comments
@lilsevans: i agree with the caption how are you sober
@moonylupin: tell me about it.
@franklyspeaking: YOU GUYS LEFT!
@siriuslypadfoot: yes?
@franklyspeaking: WITHOUT ME!
@wormtail: sorry frank it was a marauders outing
@franklyspeaking: I HATE YOU ALL
@alice.not.in.wonderland: next time you come with us ok, leave them, we're (wait for it)
@marley: BETTER THAN THE MARAUDERS!
@emmyvance: its funny because its our group name we'll add you frank
@franklyspeaking: you're a good bunch of friends
@siriuslypadfoot: can we talk about the name-
@haggeredhagrid: STOP RUNNIN' O'ER THE HOGSMEADE FARMS WITH THOSE TROLLEYS
@prongspotter: those are your farms?
@haggerdhagrid: NO THE OWNER SAW KIDS ON HOGWARTS CLOTHES
@wormtail: SO YOU KNOW THE GUY CHASING US
@haggeredhagrid: CHASING YER? WHOSE CHASING YER
@hogsmeadefarmspvtltd: I AM
@prongspotter: @hogsmeadefarmspvtltd STOP CHASING US
@hogsmeadefarmspvtltd: NO
@bellatierney: are you okay lol? you dont sound ok
@siriuslypadfoot: we're fine bella, just being chased by some dude
@hogsmeadefarmspvtltd: I WONT STOP
@bellatierney: keep running
@moonylupin: SOMEONE TELL US HOW TO GET RID OF THIS PERSON
@lilsevans: use celerius maximo to make your trolleys go quicker, obscuro propagatio to stop the weird farm guy from seeing you, use tardius to slow him down
@swishandflitwick: good job miss evans
@prongspotter: thanks a lot lily
@lilsevans: no worries just dont let your stupid antics get you killed
@wormtail: we'll try
@madamerosmerta: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BOYS AND FELTER SCARING AWAY ALL MY CUSTOMERS WITH YOUR STUPID RUNNING
@moonylupin: sorry madame rosmerta we'll run away from main hogmeade now
@prongspotter: also who the hell is felter
@hogsmeadefarmspvtltd: ME, I AM FELTER
@siriuslypadfoot: weird name dude
@moonylupin: HE JUST STARTED RUNNING FASTER BAD MOVE SIRIUS
@siriuslypadfoot: what was i supposed to do if he had a naME LIKE FELTER
@bellatierney: are you sure you guys are ok?
@prongspotter: we're fine, we're fine-OBSUCORO PROPORTIAN
@lilsevans: no yoU DUMBASS ITS OBSCURO PROPOGATIO YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOURSELF KILLED
@oldmacdonald: another marauders thread and FINALLY im not in history with the sixth years thats the life loves ♥️
@zonkospronkos: oh how i would kill to be in history with sixth years instead of watching Felter chase kids in trolleys
@hogsheadofficial: if you five take one step near my shop i will hex you
@hogwarts.hidden.swimming.pool: you wouldn't dare
@hogsheadofficial: watch me bitch
@hogsmeadefarmspvtltd: I'VE GOT YOU NOW
@moonylupin: try voice typing then you wont have to stop and give us time to get awa- SIRIUS BLACK STOP LEANING INTO POLES THIS IS THE LAST TIME I AM WARNING YOU BEFORE I PUSH YOU DOWN A CLIFF-
@hogsmeadefarmspvtltd: thanks farm-stomper thats a lot- ROSIE I SAD IM SORRY STOP PLEASE
@siriuslypadfoot: update madame rosemerta has joined the chase
@professorminervamcgonagall: not rosie!
@madamerosmerta: felter stepped on my foot now i want revenge
@dorky.m: #teamrosemerta
@siriuslypadfoot: #TEAMMARAUDER
@franklyspeaking: #teamrosemerta
@prongspotter: #teammarauder
@emmyvance: #teamrosemerta
@hogsmeadefarmspvtltd: #TEAMFELTER
@wormtail: #teammarauder
@moonylupin: #teamrosemerta
@theofficialmarauders: MOONY?!
@moonylupin: im tiredddd
@siriuslypadfoot: get in im pushing you now as long as you're #teammarauder
@lostlamer: #TEAMMARAUDER
@jumpingjily: #teamrosemerta
@fuckingflowerpots: looks like we are doomed to always disagree (im not #teamfelter though)
@fuchiaflowers.softstags: OMG BUT THE HILARITY OF THIS
@lilylovesjames: OMG IKR
@jamesloveslily: YESSS
@lamesthatarelumpy: im so glad @jilychild exposed us so we can happily comment everywhere
@officialjilyfanclub: instead of having us do it everytime
@jilychild: im so awesome
@lameslovechildrobbiecoltrane: yes omg this is so good we finally get to share our thoughts
@jily-nameschildafterharrystyles: ikrrrr
@flowerpot.ftw: commenting is sm funnn
@flxwerpctt: yessss
@breakupwithtierneyalreadyandgokisslilyplsjames: omg ikrrrr
@lilsevans: please stop
@bellatierney: full agreement, please stop and @breakupwithtierneyalreadyandgokisslilyplsjames wtf
@prongspotter: ^^
@giantsquidoverjames: NEVER
@prongspotter: @giantsquidoverjames your user hurts me
@siriuslypadfoot: alright so rosemerta and felter teamed up because we accidentally bumped into someone we're okay-
@moonylupin: WE'RE NOT OKAY SOMEONE HELP
@stag.n.doe: i know a place i'll pm you
@wormtail: now we're in a cave given to us by @stag.n.doe (ty btw)
@prongspotter: cool cave if we ignore the rats
@wormtail: yeah these rats are assholes they're so damn mean
@siriuslypadfoot: the rats insulting peter-
@dorky.m: how do you know what the rats are saying-
@moonylupin: we dont its a joke go away dorcas
@madamerosemerta: we dont know where your cave is but we know you can get back into hogwarts without crossing us boys!
@hogsmeadefarmspvtltd: felter and rosemerta win again
@wormtail: pfft
@alice.not.in.wonderland: i know this is random and unrelated, but we totally forgot about Project GLAB
@lilsevans: not this again. you still wont tell me what it is?
@marley: omg yeahhh we so forgot! we have to get it running again
@dorky.m: ik last time was so much fun
@emmyvance: it sure sounds entertaining
@oldmacdonald: im excited to do it
@siriuslypadfoot: ikr i think i can get a list of candidates more than willing
@moonylupin: and i can vet that list because there will be some assholes on there
@wormtail: im so eager
@franklyspeaking: it was amazing last time
@lilsevans: wtf you guys are part of it too? no fair!
@prongspotter: it it helps i have no idea either
@bellatierney: ^
@lilsevans: wait a minute..... YOU COCKROACHES ARE DISCUSSING WHATEVER GLAB IS ON YOUR DUMB GROUP
@prongspotter: fuck it that makes sense!
@regulusblack: where the hell are you
@siriuslypadfoot: a cave in hogsmeade
@siriuslypadfoot: its a good place for someone on the run (@bellatrixles for when people are hunting you)
@bellatrixles: fuck off cuz
@cissa: sirius be nice
@siriuslypadfoot: #yolo
@regulusblack: one day bellatrix is going to murder sirius and it will most definitely be his fault
@galaxy: aint that right
@cherlapinbonbon_no1bestie: guaranteed
@cissa: we dont do this often so im just going to say it. @cherlapinbonbon_no1bestie I LOVE YOUR USER
@regulusblack: narcissa stop
@siriuslypadfoot: siriusly though its amazing
@bellatrixles: absolutley phenomenal
@galaxy: the best, brings back so many memories of cher lapin bon bon running around with his little tush exposed
@regulusblack: look at that you're all in agreement
@siriuslypadfoot: only for you baby bro, or rather, cher lapin bon bon
@regulusblack: CHANGE YOUR USER ARCHER
@cherlapinbonbon_no1bestie: never
@moonylupin: yk what why dont we try to get out of this cave
@hogsmeadefarmspvtltd: YOU WILL NEVER
@madamerosemerta: im bored you're on your own felter #teammarauder
@hogsmeadefarmspvtltd: ... YOU MIGHT
@wormtail: oh we will
@honeydukes: can someone explain why a stag, a dog and a rat just marched through hogsmead with a person wrapped in a green tarp clung to the stag?
@wormtail: we dont know it wasnt us ahhaha ahaha ahah
@siriuslypadfoot: shut your trap wormy and keep moving
@officialmarauders: WE MADE IT TO HOGWARTS!!! thank you to the Random Hogsmeade Animal Parade for providing cover @randomhogsmeadeanimalparade
@lilsevans: that account was made 20 minutes ago
@officialmarauders: omg like we care its random right, they gave us cover ok
@alice.not.in.wonderland: .....okay?
@hogsmeadefarmspvtltd: wait what?
@siriuslypadfoot: we left via the forbidden forest
@prongspotter: take THAT FELTER
@professorminervamcgonagall: its 'FORBIDDEN' for a reason-
@filchandmrsnorris: dont get mUD ON MY HALLS
@marley: congratulations on making it to hogwarts?? and finding a weird parade??
@bellatierney: ^
@lilsevans: ^
@dorky.m: ^
@alice.not.in.wonderland: ^
@emmyvance: ^
@oldmacdonald: ^
@franklyspeaking: ^
@thehalfbloodprince: why did you manage to come back you should have rotted there
@siriuslypadfoot: you're and expert considering how rotten you're there, also HOW MANY TIMES DO WE BLOCK YOU MAN HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT
@thehalbloodprince: i paid
@lilsevans: good lord
@thehalfbloodprince: lily please listen
@lilsevans: looks like you're going broke
@lilsevans has blocked @thehalfbloodprince
@prongspotter, @marley, @officialmarauders. @oldmacdonald @emmyvance and 7 others have blocked @thehalfbloodprince
@siriuslypadfoot: i think its safe to say that you are all confused by what happened
@franklyspeaking: yes
@regulusblack: yes
@pleaseflowerletpotputaseedinyou: yes
@moonylupin: too bad we're not explaining
a new post from @emmyvance
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@emmyvance: stereotypical 'girls time' to inaugurate Frank into the group ♥️
tagged: @franklyspeaking @oldmacdonald @lilsevans @marley @dorky.m @alice.not.in.wonderland
comments:
@franklyspeaking: you guys are amazing
@lilsevans: we are
@franklyspeaking: so much better than the marauders
@emmyvance: its funny because its our group name
@siriuslypadfoot: frank you're rude
@moonylupin: keep this in mind when you get kicked out of our dorm
@lilsevans: its so funny when you forget i'm the head girl, frank you can take our couch
@franklyspeaking: thanks lil
@prongspotter: well im head boy and the couch is shared property so i say he cant
@lilsevans: its so funny when you forget i'm smart, Frank you can take my room, i'll take the couch
@prongspotter: dangit
@bellatierney: she got you good
@lilsevans: i'm awesome arent i
@bellatierney: sure seems like it.
@prongspotter: i dont like this
@marley: well then you shouldn't have been so easy for her to beat bitch
@prongspotter: i hate you
@alice.not.in.wonderland: oi lily we ran out of those muggle gum gum bears do you have any more?
@lilsevans: lmao no i do have skittles though
@alice.not.in.wonderland: oooh whats that
@dorky.m: GET ME SKITTLES NOW
@oldmacdonald: SKITTLES SKITTLES SKITTLES
@lilsevans: my skittles are gone? its so weird
@lilsevans: wait there's a sound
@marley: every muggle movie
@emmyvance: is no one wondering why lily just yelled "JAMES POTTER GET OUT OF MY BEDROOM", screamed, said something, and now James is screaming?
@bellatierney: wtf ahahah
@dorky.m: LMFAO A SOAKING WET JAMES JUST RAN OUT CLUTCHING A WATER GUN FOLLOWED BY LILY (ALSO WET) CASTING AN AGUAMENTI CHARM I CANT OMG
@moonylupin: POTTER YOU IDIOT YOU RUINED IT
@siriuslypadfoot: i knew sending him was a bad idea
@dorky.m: ???
@oldmacdonald: OH MY GOD THE MARAUDERS LEAPT ON US WITH MUGGLE WATER GUNS-
@bellatierney: again, wtf
@lilsevans: THE SPELL IS AGUAMENTI GET WORKING
@bellatierney: what the fuck
@bellatierney: i was confused so i went into the heads from and let me tell you i am glad i wasnt there from the start
@bellatierney: everything is soaking wet
@house.elves.of.hogwarts: oh no
@hermionegranger35: #INSUPPORTOFSPEW1994
@harryjames: GET OUT OF HERE HERMIONE-
@prongspotter: the fight is over, finally
@marley: and we won
@siriuslypadfoot: no you did not win,
@dorky.m: says the one drying the place. get back
@wormtail: THERE WERE MORE OF YOU THEN US
@emmyvance: you started it and still lost
@lilsevans: now get back to work its beginning to smell damp
@justifiedjily: *blink* *blink blink* does anyone know what's going on?
@marvabell-LJ: lmfao no clue. i have absolutely no idea whats happening here
@flwringpts: mood though
@lamerthanlames: ikrr
a/n: thats the end of this chapter! this is the second last one, so thats super sad, but on the plus side i am working on the sequel
i'm glad we're back into the happy crack and marauders posts toward the end because like i said, drama is a little overwhelming to write, and crack comes naturally
anyway, hope you had a great day
lots of love from ana ♥️