@lilsevans: hey can i spend the night back in your dorm??
@emmyvance: sure but why?
@lilsevans: lmao i meant at G tower
@oldmacdonald: she knew
@marley: as emmy said, sure why?
@lilsevans: well i just had an EXTREMELY awkward encounter
@dorky.m: spill the tea
@lilsevans: stfu dorks
@lilsevans: i walk in and find bella tierney in the dorm
@alice.not.in.wonderland: oh gosh lmao lily
@lilsevans: i know
@lilsevans: James just nodded in hello and went back to doing whatever he was (the charts i think) while Bella and I were just.. really awkwardly watching each other
@emmyvance: omg that would be so awkward
@lilsevans: IT FUCKING WAS
@oldmacdonald: rip lils
@lilsevans: so she said "can i help you?"
@alice.not.in.wonderland: is this our point to say "that bitch" and then diss her
@lilsevans: no alice
@marley: to be fair you lived there and she was intruding so its kinda her fault
@lilsevans: no marlene
@oldmacdonald: oh we're so dissing her
@lilsevans: anYWAY, i quickly said i had just come to pick up some stuff, rand up to my room, grabbed the first thing i found and bolted out
@emmyvance: why did you say that??
@lilsevans: I DONT KNOW
@emmyvance: Lil, you live there, you could have kicked her out
@lilsevans: i cant do that em
@alice.not.in.wonderland: so basically of we dont let you spend the night with us you're homeless?
@lilsevans: i can go to mary
@emmyvance: why not me? also what is she says no?
@dorky.m: not you because the girl she's running from is in your house dumbass
@oldmacdonald: me saying no wont work one of the hufflepuffs would give her the common room
@lilsevans: @dorky.m i am not running
@lilsevans: @oldmacdonald hufflepuff supremacy
@alice.not.in.wonderland: treachery, where is your gryffindor spirit Lillith?
@lilsevans: thats not my name and i wont have any if you dont let me in
@marley: we were kidding, you're more than welcome, it'll be like old times
@lilsevans: ♥️♥️
@emmyvance: feeling left out second time today
@oldmacdonald: big mood
@dorky.m: why dont you two come? it'll be one big sleepover
@oldmacdonald: AS LONG AS WE'RE NOT GOING OUT PLEASE
@alice.not.in.womderland: dw we promised mcgonagall we wouldn't for another week
@marley: she found us when we got back this evening and cornered us. it was that or detention, we wouldnt even have gotten this is Ms Head Girl wasnt advocating for us
@lilsevans: be thankful
@dorky.m: #LilyEvansAsHeadGirlSupremacy
@lilsevans: as it is
@emmyvance: alright we're coming over for some much needed fun
@oldmacdonald: you do realise we see each other everyday? and go out every now and then?
@alice.not.in.wonderland: you dont have to come
@oldmacdonald: oh no i'm coming
@marley: alright then, its settled, the password of the Tower is finklefeather
@emmyvance: oof that sucks for you
@oldmacdonald: im cackling and i have to tap barrels
@dorky.m: can we fire the fat lady
@lilsevans: i'll ask her to change it to something sensible dw
@alice.not.in.wonderland: #LilyEvansAsHeadGirlSupremacy
from @prongspotter to the Marauders
@prongspotter: have you guys seen Lily?
@siriuslypadfoot: no why
@prongspotter: well she just walked in here, stood for a moment before Bella asked her is she could help her. then Lily told us she was just there to pick something up and ran to her room, coming out with a quill and went away saying she was spending the night at the dorm anyway
@moonylupin: it has already been established that emmeline cant keep her mouth shut james, everyone knows you know, which is why is can successfully say that if you dont know what happened, you are a oblivious dumbass
@siriuslypadfoot: and thats MY boyfriend
@prongspotter: its not that! i know what happened, all im saying is, is she at G tower?
@wormtail: we're in the dorms how the hell would we know?
@prongspotter: good point
@prongspotter: ok igtg
@siriuslypadfoot: now wait!
@prongspotter: what
@siriuslypadfoot: since when is bElLa allowed in the Heads Dorm just like that, but your brother and best friends have to get written permission slips signed by Evans?
@moonylupin: and thats MY boyfriend
@prongspotter: she made me do those slips
@wormtail: but for bEllA
@prongspotter: ........
@siriuslypadfoot: bros before hoes prongs, bros before hoes
@wormtail: you didnt use hoe for Lily?
@siriuslypadfoot: 1. Lily is my friend unlike bEllA just being Prongs' girlfriend
@moonylupin: 2. Bella cant hex him the way Lily can, and then she cant give him detention for it
@siriuslypadfoot: 3. bEllA is not a doe
@prongspotter: guys please be nice
@wormtail: sorry james
@moonylupin: sorry james
@siriuslypadfoot: sOrRy jAmEs
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@oldmacdonald: please dont ask me how this happened but somehow emmeline got onto the boys side ledge and Marlene went up to help her now they're both stuck. Gryffindor Year Seven Boys please let them in through your window, or someone with a broom save them
tagged: @marley @emmyvance
comments:
@prongspotter: wtf
@lilsevans: please dont ask we dont know
@bellatierney: are you ok?
@lilsevans: fine
@siriuslypadfoot: alright we're getting you down
@oldmacdonald: they're yelling thank you
@moonylupin: we can hear them-
@wormtail: its very loud ngl
@franklyspeaking: we can even hear you yelling "stop yelling"
@haggerdhagrid: i thought i saw smn wrong! yer girls need to be mer careful
@dorky.m: sorry hagrid
@hogwarts.hidden.swimming.pool: yes what hagrid said we teachers dont enjoy your drama at all
@professorminervamcgonagall: Albus you literaly talk only about them
@hogwarts.hidden.swimming.pool: shut up minerva let me live
@franklyspeaking: alright they're inside, and away from windows
@wormtail: now they're leaving
@emmyvance: we reached the girls dorm
@marley: and can i just say the boys dorm is absolutely disgusting
@prongspotter: is it? havent been there in a while
@moonylupin: tell me about it. @prongspotter it sucks here
@franklyspeaking: between sirius, peter, James' pet dog (because now he shows up sometimes) and Peter's 'science project' rat there is a lot of gross stuff
@franklyspeaking: sometimes we even find what i am CERTAIN is deer poo
@prongspotter: its not
@lilsevans: alright who ate my noodles? when i didnt find them in my room, i thought marlene had eaten them (the others havent been in the dorm since a while now) but apparently she's allergic to something in them.
@lilsevans: WHO ATE MY NOODLES @franklyspeaking @prongspotter @moonylupin @siriuslypadfoot @wormtail
@prongspotter: .......................................me
@lilsevans: YOU COULD HAVE ASKED AND I WOULD HAVE GIVEN ASSHOLE
@prongspotter: jeez its just a bag of noodles
@lilsevans: IM HUNGRY
@prongspotter: if it matters that much to you, i'll have the house elves make you some more?
@lilsevans: i'd like that
a new post from @lilsevans
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@lilsevans: thank you noodle boy for the noodles
tagged: @prongspotter
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@dorky.m: i have to ask what flavour was that? because it was phenomenal
@prongspotter: @hogwartskitchen ask them
@hogwartskitchen: shhh its a secret
@siriuslypadfoot: 🍦
@wormtail: 🍦
@moonylupin: 🍦
@prongspotter: ????
@franklyspeaking: no whip emoji so we're using ice cream instead of whipped cream 🍦
@dorky.m: get us a whip emoji @apple
@prongspotter: still confused? where does bella come in?
@marley: who said we were talking about bella @officialjilyfanclub-
@officialjilyfanclub: he brought her noodles
@jilybaby: AND HE GOT HER NOODLES
@itslames: OMG HE GOT HER NOODLES
@flowerandpot: THIS IS SO CUTE
@stoparguingitsLJ: OMG MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
@rednraven: IM SCREAMING RN
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a/n: yes i decided to end on a cute note so sue me! as much as i appreciate you guys, i was getting a little tired of being compared to Uncle Rick, and getting flooded by messages asking me how dare i.
and yes, the name of this story has been changed. it has gone from "Marauders Social Media" to "Simping | Marauders Social Media", because for the sequel (YES THERE WILL BE A SEQUEL!! but im sad because its about to end) i dont want there to be a name like "MSM2" which is boring.
anyway, i hope you enjoyed this chapter!
love from ana ♥️