𝚆𝚑𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 : @The_Great_founder
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𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚛𝚎 : fluff
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𝚃𝚒𝚝𝚕𝚎 : Shes mine
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𝙵𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚞 𝚘𝚛 𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚌 : romantic
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𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 - female
𝙿𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚜 - she / her
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𝙴𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍 ? :
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-𝙺𝚎𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜 -
N/n = nickname
H/t = hair type
H/s = hair style
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-𝚃𝚠/𝚌𝚠!-
None
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-𝙰𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚎 -
Schlatt will be half ram for this chapter! this will have really bad pick up lines Bc I don't know how to flirt.
also! This won't be during the election or anything lore based!just normal Minecraft au :3
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~ your p.o.v ~
I smiled in delight as I look at myself in the mirror "I look so cute!!" I say as I admired my outfit "Mmm do I have everything?" I ask myself as I look around my bag "yep!" I say as I walked out of my house and I see Niki and Fundy.
"Hi Niki hi Fundy!" I say in delight they both smiled and waved back "Hiya y/n!" Fundy and Niki say "Have you guys seen schlatt?" I asked them we kept walking not sure where were going.
"Mmm no! Would you like to go to my bakery with me love ? We can make the cake that you like!" Niki says I nodded my head but look at Fundy "Fundy you didn't answer where is schlatt?" I say to him "Oh umm actually I don't know" He says "ahh alright!" I say.
"Why are you looking for him?" Fundy says to me but Niki hits his arms "ow what!?I was just asking!" He says "it's alright!im just gonna ask him some stuff" I say as I wave at them goodbye.
I walk by the prime path,I see Quackity I smiled and go and hug him "HI QUACKITY" I yelled as I hug him he laughs and hugs me back "Hey there n/n" he says as we both let go "here! I made you lunch!" I say as I grabbed the lunch from my bag and gave it to him.
He smiles at me "thank you y/n I appreciate it!" He says as he ruffled my hair I smiled and nodded "do you know where schlatt is?" I asked him he nods.
"he's either by Tommy's based or somewhere in L'manberg" he says to me as he started to eat his lunch i smiled "thanks big q bye bye!" I say as I left him "BYE!" He says muffled with mouth full of food.
I hummed softly as I walked towards a Tommy's house I see him outside with ranboo and tubbo "hi guys!" I say to them tubbo smiled,,ranboo waved but Tommy just glared at me "So why are you here?" He asks me i smiled "i brought food!" I say "what? Why?" Ranboo asks.
"I don't know man" I say "do you guys want them or not" I say once more they smiled and nodded "give me the cookies now you bitch!" Tommy yelled.
"Tommy Stop being such a dick!" Tubbo yelled and ranboo just stared "Okay enough you two!here you go ranboo you can hold the plate of cookies because you're the tallest" I say "IM ALSO TALL" Tommy yelled "I feel disrespected" Tubbo said blankly.
I laughed "Okay but for real here's the cookies" I say as I grabbed the plate of cookies out of my bag and tubbo was the one to grab them.
"Thank you y/n" they all say as they sat outside of Tommy's home "no problem kids" I say with a smile "these are really good!" ranboo says as he ate "thank you! also Do any of you know where schlatt is?" I asked them tubbo and ranboo shook their head.
Tommy kept eating his cookie "Tommy do you know?" I asked "he's with Wilbur in L'manberg" he says "Thank you!bye!" I say as I made my way over to L'manberg.
"Heya y/n!" I hear Erets voice "hey Eret!" I say as we kept walking "Where you going?" They asks me "Gonna find schlatt!" I say "Why?" He asks.
"I want to talk to him! I also cooked quackity food and then I made cookies so I gave them to the kids" I say to him.
"Ohhh got anymore sweets?" He asks I shook my head "nope sorry Eret!you can come over sometime and we can bake some with Niki!" I say "you're the best n/n" he says as he left.
finally getting to L'manberg I see Will and schlatt "Hey will!Hi schlatt!!" I say to the two they both look at me from there card game and smiled "Hey y/n!" Will says "Hey broad" schlatt says "I was looking for you!" I say to schlatt.
He looked at me surprised "why?" He asks "if you wanna go on a walk with me?" I asked him he nods "great come on!" I say he gets up "Where we going?" He asks as we started to walk "I don't know let's just walk around." I say.
~ Next day Schlatt's p.o.v ~
I wake up with a headache I look around and see I'm at Tommy's hotel I walk out of the room and go downstairs and see jack "Jack why the hell am I here?" I asked him.
"y/n checked you in she payed for everything no need to worry mate" he says I look at him confused "the fuck ?was I drunk ?" I asked "when are you not?" He says I flipped him off.
"She's a good one schlatt" he says "the hell are you talking about jack?" I asked "y/n it's quite obvious you two have a thing and im saying don't fuck it up" he says "No y/n and i most definitely don't have a 'thing' manifold now mind your business" I say as I left.
I see y/n talking with Niki I walk past them and walk towards hell I don't know "I'll talk to you later Niki " I hear y/n say I smiled softly 'there's no way she can like me. She's pure and a sweetheart and I'm quite the opposite no way in hell' I though
"hey schlatt!" I hear her say "Hiya y/n" I say back "Did you enjoy the hotel?" She asks I nodded my head.
"Why did you pay everything?and why the tommyinnit hotel ?" I ask her "Will and Quackity said they would take care of you so I followed them they wanted to put you on a bench that's when I forced them to take you to Tommy's hotel" she says I smiled "thank you" I say.
"No need to thank me schlatt anyone would've done it" she says I shook my head "why are you so nice to me?" I asked "do I need a reason?" She asked "I mean yeah I'm kinda a dick" I say back which made her giggle.
"think about it y/n I'm a dick to everyone and you're over here being a ray of sunshine baking cookies" I say,which made her laugh "Schlatt I'm just extra nice to you because I want to" she says.
We stopped walking and came across L'manberg we sat down on the grass looking at the view I felt her staring at me which made me Laugh.
"i Can feel you staring at me broad" I say "can you blame me? The finest guy known to man is by me I can't help but stare" she says with a smile.
"oh shut up" I say with a chuckle "come on you know I'm right" she says I look at her confused "what?"she asks with a goofy smile.
"since when have you become so bold?" I say with a laugh "Jesus can you two get a room?" We hear puffy say i rolled my eyes.
"hey puffy!" She says with a wave I just do a small hand motion she does one back "so y/n! Ready to go?" She asks I look at her confused "where are you two going?" I asked "Oh tom-" y/n gets cut off "Nun of your business jschlatt!now let's go doll!" She says to y/n as they grabbed her arm before y/n could say anything they were long gone.
I sigh as I lay down on the grass 'why is she trying to befriend me with all of these complements' I thought as I snoozed off.
~ time skip + your p.o.v ~
"puffy I can't take it!i flirt and flirt!with him yet in pretty sure he can't take a hint!" I groaned to my friend as I fixed my h/t into a h/s.
"To be honest y/n everyone thought you were just befriending him" she says as she put her half brown and half white curly hair into a very messy bun "HELL he even does!but now seeing it Jesus Christ! You're head over heels for that guy!" She exclaimed while rolling up her sleeves.
I sigh as we look at the blue prints on the table we set up to see what to build "wow is the great y/n not with her boyfriend?Whaatt?" I hear Tommy's voice say I laugh and turn to face him.
"Wow Tommy being an annoying shit like always?whaatt?" I say copping of what he said to me "FUCK YOU YOU STUPID SON OF-" he gets cut off my Wilbur slapping his back.
"Tommy shut up" he says which made us laugh "hey n/n!hi puffy!" Will says "hey will!" Both puffy and I say in sync "Say y/n wanna go take a walk with me?" Will asks me I quickly shook my head no.
"sorry will I'm helping puffy!" I say declining kindly "No worries y/n Tommy Can help!" Will says as he pushed Tommy to help puffy which made puffy laugh.
"Sweet okay!" Puffy said but Tommy groaned "Lets go y/n!" Will says as he grabbed my hand and began to walk I grabbed my bad in a hurry and walked with him "where we going Will?" I asked "Not sure actually just wanted to talk y'know?" He says which I nod.
"How are things with schlatt?" He asked me which cut me off guard I laugh lightly/awkwardly "well he um..he's either really fucking stupid or just doesn't care that in flirting with him" I say he nods.
"it just sucks y'know?i really like him will he's the best!makes me laugh and everything!just Ugh!" I groaned which made him laugh.
~ jschlatts p.o.v ~
I walked around alone until I heard Will and a very familiar voice my y/n I look over to see them laughing y/n's face is a bit red "just don't stress about it okay?everything will come out amazing I promise n/n" Will says.
"the fuck?" I say under my breath "whatever she'll come back" I say as I look at them,Will noticed me he gave me a smirk I just gave him my usual idgaf face I just kept going my way not caring.
Y/n will be back I have many opportunities she loves me and I love her she won't leave me. She'll come back like a lost puppy.
~ time skip couple days later your p.o.v ~
Every damn day I've spent flirting with him?!giving him my best pick up lines!kinda not really but that doesn't matter!he waves me off now at first he liked it when I would flirt he would flirt back but now he's just an ass!
Doesn't even acknowledge me anymore!
Everyone has seen me flirt with him! For days..weeks..?! Hell I lost count!
"God poor y/n she's head over heels for that guy and he doesn't even acknowledge her" I hear tubbo say as I walk past them not in a hurry so I walked in a slow pace.
"Let her be she loves the guy" ranboo says and then Tommy opened his mouth "It's pathetic quite honestly" Tommy whispered or tried.
I stopped fully "Tommy you suck at whispering" I say with a laugh "You okay y/n?" Ranboo asks as he patted my shoulder "Yeah I guess you can guess where I'm going though" I say.
"God no y/n!" Tubbo says "what? Come on! I'm not giving up!he's being a bitch and I want answers!" I say "what answers?" Tommy questioned "not sure" I respond.
"Just be careful alright?" Tommy says I nodded my head "thanks guys love ya!" I say as I walked off I couldn't hear their responses because I was already on my way towards schlatts base once I get there I hear his voice and quackity's.
(A/N please note I'm not shipping schlatt with Quackity this will be just playful joking flirting like they do I'm not shipping them in no way!) "God you're so gorgeous sugar spice baby" I hear quackity say.
This wasn't the first time I've heard them flirt most likely won't be the last I walked towards them "hey guys!" I say Quackity smiled "hey y/n!" He says schlatt just waved.
"whatcha doing big q?" I asked "I was playing poker with schlatt and he won so we're done" he says I nodded my head "would it be alright if I stay ?" I asked he nodded schlatt hasn't even talked to me.
~ time skip + your p.o.v ~
After a while of schlatt constantly flirting with big q I look at the sky and see it was setting I grew fed up with everything "Quackity you're my little pumpkin plum sugar" schlatt says to him his voice irritated me everything about him just pissed me off.
"Jesus fucking Christ can you fucking shut up?!" I yelled at schlatt "wow y/n the fuck got you pissed off? Time of the month?" He says with a smile "No just you flirting with Quackity and not even having a simple conversation with me you asshole!" I yelled getting up.
"Wow y/n!im sorry I didn't mean to make you-" I cut Quackity off "you didn't do anything wrong Q it's this dickhead! I'm going home bye quackity" I say as I walked off ignoring their please and begs.
Once I knew I was far enough I sigh and took a deep breath in and smiled "well he doesn't like me..fucking bitch but I need to move on I don't have time to waste on him" I say "hey y/n you okay?" I hear Fundy asked I turned around and gave him a smile "Yep!" I say.
~ time skip a couple of days later + jschlatt's p.o.v ~
I look around trying to find y/n 'i haven't seen her in a couple of days' I thought as I walked past nikis bakery I hear two familiar voices "aww Fundy you're so sweet!" I hear y/n say I hid behind a tree and look over and see Fundy giving her flowers "the fuck?" I say "do you like them?" He asks her she shows him her dorky smile that she use to do for me only.
"Of course I like them Fundy they're amazing just like you love" she says "Awe thanks!i um want me to walk you home?it's getting dark out" he asks her "No fucking way really?" I say "no it's alright!i have to go now Fundy thank you again!" y/n says as she leaves the bakery.
~ your p.o.v ~
I smiled at the flowers that Fundy gave me "he's such a sweet guy" I mumbled as I walk to my house that was by but I get stopped by the one and only Dream "Hey there sweetheart" he says I giggle "hey there sexy" I say obviously as a joke which made him chuckle
"So who got you those flowers?" He asks "It's a secret" I say "Oh come on tell me" he whined I sigh and rolled my eyes.
"You act like such a child but if you must know Fundy gave them to me" I say "ahhh okay they're pretty just like you" he says "I-um thank you" I say as my face started to get hot "awww is my baby blushing?" He teased.
"Stop flirting with me lover boy" I say simply "Mmm no thank you I'd rather much stay here and flirt with a cutie like yourself" he says "OKAY- are you drunk ? Why are you flirting with me?" I asked.
He laughs at my comment "I don't have to be drunk to decide to flirt with a goddess and plus you're always the one flirting with someone" he says simply I look at him confused.
"awww Dream you're making me blush" I say sarcastically as I rolled my eyes "come on darling let's go somewhere and do something fun" he says to me as he backed me up to a tree.
(a/n PLEASE DONT THINK IM SEXUALIZING HIM OR MAKING THIS SEXUAL TRUST ME ITS NOT MY INTENTION TO)
We both let out a laugh "God you are such a flirt arent you?" I asked "Please you're the one to talk" he says which made me giggle but before I know it Dream was off of me "Yo what the-" he gets cut off by schlatt.
"you son of a bitch" he says as he head bumps Dream "SCHLATT WHAT THE FUCK?" I yelled as Dream fell onto the floor unconscious.
"He'll be fine" schlatt says "Why did you do that?!" I asked "because he was pissing me off!" He says "he wasn't doing anything to you!" I say "He was flirting with you!and you were flirting with him!" He yelled.
"and?!We aren't even dating!please you couldn't even acknowledge my presence!i would flirt and you'll just shoo me away like nothing!" I yell.
"Because!i thought you wouldn't feel the same way and I was scared I would say the wrong thing!" He says to me.
"Oh please really?it didn't seem like that with Quackity!" I say 'that was such a dumb comeback!he was just joking with Quackity Jesus fucking Christ I'm dumb' I thought.
"Oh come on y/n! You know that was a joke!" He says and I nodded my head "yeah I know but that was the first thing that came to my head dickhead!" I say which made him chuckle.
"look I'm sorry for shooing you away I was just being an idiot thinking you'll come back. I'm sorry y/n" he says.
I sigh "Can we talk about this later because Dream is literally unconscious and on the ground" I say he laugh but groans "ugh fine"
- Time skip + schlatt p.o.v -
After we took Dream to puffy so she can take care of him she also yelled at me but whatever. Anyways me and y/n walked around for a bit it's dark and a bit windy "can we finally talk about it?" I asked her she nodded as we both sat down at a grassy hill.
She sat next down next to me "I'm not going to deny it y/n I love you I really do more than anything you make me so happy and god I cant explain it you know?you make me feel better everyday broad" I say as I look at her she's blushing.
"Hey you okay broad?" I asked with a smile she nods her head "I uh shit sorry I don't know what to say I feel the exact same way schlatt I love you" she says I smiled and pulled her into my lap.
"so will you be my girlfriend?" I asked she nods her head "yes I will be your girlfriend" she says with a smile "good you're finally mine" I say as I kissed her cheek she smiles "come on you can do better than that" she says I laugh and kiss her lips she of course kisses back.
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I'm so sorry for making it super long!
Thank you for reading and thank you for 4K reads!:3 absolutely insane! Thank you again!