'DING'
[ from messages: armin ]
[ armin: you want my help? wake up ]
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imessage
armin
you want my help? wake up
y/n
jeez
someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed
armin
what we're doing is borderline cruel
she'll kick your ass you know
y/n
yea i figured that was a possibility
but i was kinda hoping happiness would overcome that
armin
god
y/n
i can hear u sighing through the phone
armin
u don't get it y/n
whenever it's just us two
she won't shut up about you
y/n
yea that's wife behavior
armin
i'm serious
if she's not already talking about you, then she'll ask about you
i'm pretty sure you're all she thinks about
y/n
well good
bc it's the same here
now i'm awake
so help me
armin
okay fair enough
how do you want to surprise her?
y/n
not sure
what do u think is the best way
the way that will not get my ass kicked
armin
well
if she comes home to you at her house while captain levi is there, she won't do anything
at least if she does, he'll be there to stop her
y/n
captain?
armin
when we were kids, we used to play at mikasa's house and pretend we were heroes fighting villains. levi used to "lead" us and we called him "captain"
he hated it but the nickname stuck so we all still call him captain
y/n
stop that's so cute
that's literally adorable
okay then she'll come home to me
foreshadowing ⁉️
armin
how are you going to manage that?
y/n
don't be silly armin
that's y ur here :)
take her out of the house
plan a group hangout or smt
just keep her outta there while i infiltrate the ackerman household 😏😏
armin
you're going to break in???
y/n
yea sure
it's not like anyone's gonna let me in
armin
you are unbelievable
do not break in
when you get there, text me, and i'll handle it
y/n
okay ☺️
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my thirteenth reason 🥺
(gc named by mikasa)
armin
hey guys!!
we should all hang out soon 😁
connie
wassup armeen
yeah we haven't gone out in a while
SASHA
sasha
hey armin 😁😁
YES OMG LETS GO OUT
jean
i'm down
lets take pictures
i haven't posted in a hot min
i'm sure the ladies are missing my face right abt now 🤤🤤
eren
don't get ur hopes up 😬
bro ur literally delusional
jean
shut up eren
maybe you should go to anger management instead of taking it out on us all the time
eren
nah
i'd rather take it out on you
mikasa
stop fighting
jean
yes ma'am
eren
sorry
armin
mikasa you okay with hanging out soon??
mikasa
yea when
sasha
soon
i'm bored
really really really bored
connie
THATS WHY SASHA
I TOLD YOU TO COME ON MY CHANNEL AGAIN
sasha
NO ITS BORING NOW
connie
you liar
you take that back
sasha
i will not 🤬🤬
it's the truth
connie
my hundreds of thousands subscribers disagree
sasha
idc.
jean
oh not the "."
eren
rip connie 💔💔
connie
wait what
no
jean
you will be missed
sasha
no he really won't 🙂🔪
armin
please calm down
mikasa
when r we going out
sasha
EVERYONE SHUSH THE GODDESS MIKASA HAS SPOKEN
jean
when you all free
armin
tomorrow??
does that sound good to you guys?
eren
yea
sasha
mhmm
connie
yup
mikasa
sure
jean
okay and dress nice assholes
my instagram needs some lovin 😘
connie
excuse me while i momentarily BARF
sasha
WAIT FOR ME IM COMING W U
eren
same here
armin
please grow up before we go off to college 🥲
mikasa
armin it's not gonna happen
armin
yeah i know :(
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imessage
armin
it's done
you better be free tomorrow
y/n
yk i honestly thought you'd be more excited to see me ☹️
armin
oh i am
trust me
it's just that my lack of will to live has overpowered that
y/n
gotcha
anyways
tmr what time
armin
uh
whenever we hang out we usually meet up at 1
so leave your house at 2
just to be safe
y/n
okay
and i text u when i get there??
armin
yea
here's the address
*insert address lol*
and dress nice
y/n
dress nice?
armin
just don't show up in sweats and a t shirt
y/n
well shit 😐
that's what i was planning on wearing lol
armin
mikasa is going to look nice
so you should probably do the same
y/n
okay tysm
i owe u
armin
yea you do
y/n
armin: #1 wingman 😩😩
armin
🥰
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author's note
ik y'all want the meet to happen soon but i gotta make it somewhat realistic 😭😭 just bear w me here 🙏🏼
- s