B*tches finally made a dsmp oneshot book after so goddamn long
it's me I'm b*tches
ANYWAYS
I finally did it and boy do I have ideas~
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Dream:
-His actual appearance is blobbo, but he uses illusion magic so he appears the way the fandom usually sees Dream
-Under the mask he has no face because it's really hard for him to conjure up a convincing one unless he's making one identical to someone else's
-Used to have a tail in blob form, but after he killed Tommy, Sam cut it off (painfully)
-actually 6" tall, usually appears 6'4"
DreamXD:
-Basically looks like normal Dream but ✨Ender Dragon Hybrid✨, green cloak instead of green hoodie, dual halos crossing and making an X, smile on mask is an XD, lots of enderpearls in jewelry
-Used magic to make himself a physical form
-Immortal
-One of the best magic users of his species, which is saying something because his entire race is proficient with magic
-Like an older brother to Dream
-Drista is his apprentice
-9ft tall, but 30ft tall if you count the neck (he can stretch it out)
George:
All my George "headcanons" or details are canon (lmao) so; I have no headcanons for George
Callahan:
I have no headcanons for Callahan
Sapnap:
-Fear Demon who got cursed to become human
-Fireproof
-Eyes glow in the dark
-When he's surprised/angry, pitch black demonic horns, wings and a tail appear
-Tail is tipped in fire
-When demon parts are present, he has the Fear Demon ability; whenever someone makes contact with his skin, the victim will instantly be filled with pure terror (Doesn't work on Bad)
Sam:
-Creepertaur Sam my beloved
-Btw Chatverse creepers are basically green jaguars
-Catnip works on him
-Ailurophobic (fear of cats)
-Scared of his own reflection
-7'4"
-Has saddle on his lower back
-Barely ever takes the armor off
-Pitch black eyes with white slit pupils
-Waist-up he is also green and furry btw
-c a t e a r s
-Toe beans
-God I love my Sam design
Ponk:
I have no headcanons for Ponk
Bad/BBH:
-Fear Demon
-Has the Fear Demon ability; whenever someone makes contact with his skin, the victim will instantly be filled with pure terror (Doesn't work on Skeppy or Sapnap)
-Always wears gloves. Absolutely no exceptions
-Pitch black demonic horns, wings, and tail
-Doesn't age
-In his 400's
-Bound to Skeppy- that's how he's able to be in the Overworld
-9'6"
Tommy:
-Artificially pointed teeth for biting people (that's why he needs braces)
-Tiny baby wings, which are black and crowlike, 2ft wingspan
-He keeps his wings folded and hidden under his Cool Jacket usually
-Slit pupils
-Retractable claws
-Slightly pointed ears
-most inhuman parts are very difficult to notice unless someone else points them out
-Phil's ✨biological son✨
Tubbo:
-✨Bee hybrid✨
-Bee wings
-Bee antennae
-Stingers in his wrists, which each take a longggg time to grow back after he stings someone
-Constantly splattered with pollen
-Adopted by Phil (mostly so Techno doesn't kill him)
Fundy:
-Due to Sally being cursed with your standard "your firstborn child will be a beast" thing, Fundy is a fox
-Is in fact a cliche mer hybrid, if he gets wet, mermaid tail (this is very annoying and embarrassing)
-Talked Dream into teaching him some minor magic
-Can turn into a fox but it's very easy to get stuck if he stays in fox mode for any longer than an hour or two
Punz:
I have no headcanons for Punz
Purpled:
I have no headcanons for Purpled
Wilbur:
-Small black crowlike wings like Tommy's, but bigger, 2 and a half ft wingspan (pre deaths)
-Wings got bigger every time he died; death 1: 3ft wingspan, death 2: 5ft wingspan, Revivedbur: 14ft wingspan (after he was revived, his wings became more of a pale grey than black, and are bloodstained)
-Revivedbur also has a broken, blood red halo
-Slit pupils
-Retractable claws
-Slightly pointed ears
-most inhuman parts are very difficult to notice unless someone else points them out
-Phil's ✨biological son✨
Ghostbur:
-Beautiful white halo that dims and brightens based on his emotions
-His blood is Blue, which is why he's happy all the time
-Not only does Blue erase bad emotions. It erases bad memories if you have enough of it :D
-Beautiful white angelic wings, 14ft wingspan
-otherwise is just my normal Wilbur design
Friend/Schlatt:
-yes I hc Friend!Schlatt leave me be
-Remembers pretty much everything except his own name
-Likes Ghostbur because Ghostbur doesn't like Alivebur (and also,,, Ghostbur)
-Puffy's younger brother
-Actual first name is "Jayden" but he goes by his surname and occasionally his first initial and surname
Skeppy:
-Diamond golem
-2'2"
-He's so ShortTM because his creator was broke
-Bad's soul is bound to him because his creator needed a demonic ritual to bring their creation to life
-if you don't mind I'm just gonna say he's wearing clothes bc I don't give a f*ck if the Minecraft skin is naked that's just weird
Eret:
I have no headcanons for Eret (distant broken sobs of "I BETRAYED MY OWN BICON")
Jack:
I have no headcanons for Jack
Niki:
I have no headcanons for Niki
Quackity:
I have no headcanons for Quackity
Karl:
I have no headcanons for Karl
HBomb:
I have no headcanons for HBomb
Techno (be prepared for a LONG one):
-Piglin (appearance wise, at least)
-Absolutely covered in scars
-Solid red eyes with slit white pupils
-Gold hoop earring in one ear
-Tusks
-Hoof hands
-Hooved feet
-Pig tail
-7'4"
-2421 years old
-Has Orphan Obliterater on him at all times
-Immortal
-Greek god of violence and bloodshed on the battlefield; son of Athena and Ares
-I'd.. I'd add context for the Athena/Ares bit along with context for the source of the scars but I mentioned before that if that information ever left my fingertips onto a word document I'd be demontized by the gods themselves due to all the godsdamned red flags and triggers in it
-Doesn't really use his godly powers that much unless he's in combat
-When he's fighting, his pupils vanish, his eyes glow red, and he's enveloped in a blood red glowing aura
-His aura doesn't fade until he's out of combat, and while it's up, he is granted superhuman speed, strength, enduarance, etc, and cannot feel pain (however he can be injured)
-The"totem" at the execution was just Techno's immortality in play, which is an open secret more or less (though many firmly believe that Techno is not in fact a god and it was a totem, Techno just doesn't care enough to prove them wrong)
-Can only be killed by another god, and any wound made by another god can never be healed fully (that's how he still has scars)
-Wounds made by mortal means heal rapidly, however when he's regenerating his pain tolerance vanishes almost completely (luckily smaller wounds heal almost instantly so he doesn't have to worry about cuts and scrapes)
-Adopted by Phil
-Due to close contact with withers on the 16th, he has a gaping hole in the side of his head to reveal his skull- like Michael, but blackened like a wither- that he covers up with magic because he's self conscious about it
-Sometimes the magic that covers up his skull face slips when he's angry or upset, and the eye socket smokes and glows
-And probably a LOT more that I forgot about
Antfrost:
-Descended from the Nemean Lion
-Pelt can turn aside pretty much any weapon below unenchanted iron or gold
-20'0"
Phil:
-Immortal crow turned humanoid
-18010254973 years old (yes that is over 18 billion)
-Immortal in the way that he doesn't age, he can in fact die
-Three pairs of black, crowlike wings, 24ft, 12ft, and 10ft wingspans
-Three pairs of black, crowlike headwings, 1ft, 2ft, and a half foot wingspans
-Slit pupils
-Eyes go solid black when you are Testing His Patience
-Retractable claws
-Fangs
Connor:
I have no headcanons for Connor
Puffy:
-Schlatt's older sibling
Vikkstar:
I have no headcanons for Vikkstar
Lazar:
I have no headcanons for Lazar
Ranboo:
-Half of his face is completely scarred white, but based on the edges it's easy to figure that it wasn't enderman, however what it was is impossible to tell due to all the warped tissue
-Hair is bleached white where his injury is
-Eye is red due to the injury and is partially blind
-No apparent ears
-No apparent mouth until he unhinges his jaw, revealing long, retractable needle-like fangs
-Batlike nose
-Naturally emaciated looking, so his skeleton juts painfully out of his skin
-Long, long, long skinny legs
-Long, slender arms that go down to his mid-shin
-Long, thin fingers that end in claws that trail across the ground when he walks
-Crown was a gift from Techno
-8'5"
Foolish:
-Ancient Egyptian (minorish) god of Death and Undying
-5176 years old
-Sacred animal is the shark, so the shark "hood" is actually part of his body
-Extremely powerful
-Has an aura like Techno does, however his is yellowy green (like totem particles)
-Can literally make totems at will
Hannah:
I have no headcanons for Hannah
Slimecicle:
I have no headcanons for Slimecicle
Michael(mcchill):
I have no headcanons for (this) Michael
Drista:
-Blobbo like her older brother Dream
-Focuses on the Dark Arts (not technically forbidden but definitely not encouraged), specifically possession, at which she is adept at
-Usually possessing someone because having hands is nice
-Her canon visits? yeah she was totally possessing Dream and abusing his conjuration magic
-4.5" tall
Michael(Underscore'Beloved):
-Fluffy yellow/black striped sweater and pale blue overalls with bees as patches
-Paper crown with little bee antennae taped on
-Currently only speaks Piglin, so he can talk with Techno a little
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*rubs hands together*
*dark smirk*
I'm gonna make sure these delinquents get the Doc TreatmentTM
Okay aNYWAYS I finally grit my teeth and churned out the info chapter :D!
Because of Wilbur, I don't have to work out the canon life system (thank you Fishf*cker), so that's nice~
I'm gonna have a bunch of alt timelines for different ships (ie Dreamno and FWT my beloveds) and of course aus (gods I have so many aus) but this is pretty much the info you need! Other stuff'll be revealed in the book :D
See ya in the next one, guys! Glad to be back in business!
~Chat, signing off, for now!~