i was sad. my bf ded. lol (lots of love).
i miss peppa. 🙄. cant believe im straight smhhh. but then i liked mikey. soooo. ig im part of the ell gee bee tii quh plus communiteh!! LOL!!!!
i woke up and smelt my penis. tasty!!! i miss peppa tbh. no. actually mikey. oh well.
for breakfast i had a bit of mikes flesh. its so i would still have some parts of him inside me, so that i would still think hes still here and stuff. but, i ate all of mike, including his fat eye and crooked, musty 🦷 teeth.
i was about to propose to mike but yk. i cant propose to a corpse, otherwise i would be a psychopath:
then i realised he was in me, so either way i was unable to do it.
to my surprise, i heard the knock on the door. as i opened it, i saw the one and only: daddy pig.
"what do u want," i asked, as i munched my last bit of mike and his tasty flesh.
"date me daughter or i force u to date me."
"no."
"👨🦲👨🦲👨🦲👨🦲👨🦲?"