"You should know you look like a serial killer right now"
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Cisco called Evie once again to remind her that using her powers or magic would result in using to much energy and overall making her sicker
Today was a bad day for her, she was actually sick, it was like that sometimes
John came in with a bowl of soup
and water
"Thank You but I told you I could make the soup myself" Evie said before drinking some of the water and resting against
the soft pillows
"To be honest lov I dont think you could stand on your own" John said bluntly before siting next to her and giving
her the soup
Evie ate exactly 4 bites of the soup before trying to go to sleep
"Woah, woah, wait, your gonna spill the soup" John told her before swiftly grabbing the bowl and putting it on her side table
"Gidget my head is going to explode" Evie exaggerated before John looked up at the ceiling with a pleading look
"Gideon if you could"John asked with a almost begging voice as he had been taking care of her for hours with no end
"Of course Mr Constantine, Administering sedative" Gideon says as the sedative came from somewhere in the ceiling
Evie immediately fell asleep after it was given to her
"Thank you Gidget" Evie whispered before falling asleep
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"You and John stay on the ship and watch over Mona" Sara told Mick as John was walking down the hallway
"Nope I've got enough things to do I'm not adding looking after her to that list" John said as he heard a loud groan and a small cry coming from his room
Sara looked alarmed as John sighed as
Evie had woken up. "Gideon put her down" John whispered as Sara's look became even more alarmed
"Mr Constantine if I give her another sedative she will go into cardiac arrest"
John sighed loudly before telling Gideon to fabricate some soup
"So uh what's been going on, on this side of the ship?" Sara asked as John was walking back to his and Evie's room
"Evie's sick and when she's sick she can't sleep when she wants so I've been having Gideon help her sleep"
After John was done explaining Sara silently made her exit as she had no idea what to say
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"And that's the truth"
"You hear that the truth, something is very wrong with the president and he is soposed to be at Disney" An agent whispered as he leaned over to the two
"We'll uh, we'll take care of it" Ray said to the guard and he nodded before
walking out
"Can I just say I love your work, I just love a man in power who is as skilled as lying as you are" Katherine told Nixon as she popped out from the cart her and
Charlie were hiding in
"And now we're gonna use a sedative" Ray said with his normal cheerful voice. "You should know you look like a serial killer right now or a mad scientist" Katherine
told Ray and he frowned at her as he
used the sedative on Nixon
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Nate time curriered into the Weiverider with Zari and alerted the remaining legends on the ship that Nates dad was
coming for them
"Oh bollocks" John whispered to himself before running over to his and Evie's room to find her sleeping
He helped her put some shoes on before trying to wake her up
"Lov Time Bureau is comming for us" John said trying to alert her of danger but it didn't work
John picked her up and grabbed her
jacket on the way out
"Awe what's wrong with her?" Mona asked as she saw John carrying Evie
"She's sick. now we should probably get
out of here correct?" John answered before they time curriered to the team
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"So what's the plan?" Ray asked as a bunch of time Bureau agents ran towards them
"John?" Sara said urgently as John shrugged with Evie in his arms
Katherine sighed before going over to the door and muttering a spell
The agents burned there hands on the door as the team made there exit
"How are we gonna make it with six of us a sick Evie and a kidnapped Nixon" Ray asked before Rory alerted them of an RV
"There! That's our Getaway" Mick said as he pointed to an RV that literally said 'The Getaway' on it
"That's a little on the nose no?" John asked as Evie looked around curiously as she woke up "What's happening" She asked confused as she saw the parking lot
"We left subtlety back in Mexico John and we are running from the Bureau Evie" Sara explained as she looked at them as if they were crazy people
"Either I'm hallucinating or your all gonna make the most absurd play ever" Evie told them as they all shrugged conforming that it was no hallucination
"Common lets go!" Katherine urged as she walked over to the RV
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John, Evie, Katherine and Mick were in the back sitting at some what of a dining table
Mona went to the front to talk to Sara
"You know I've never been in a car that's a room before" Mona says as Evie quietly confirms to John that after all the rest she was fine
John went to sit on the chair Nixon was on, Nixon cuddled John and John didn't seem to mind until Nixon muttered his wives name "No I'm not Patricia, dick" John said as he went to the front to talk to Sara
"Not to bother you but we've lost the ship, drugged the president and I'm stuck in the back with her" John complained referring to Mona as she took a picture with a
camera she found
"Now what are we gonna do?" John asked and Sara turned around ferociously "We are going to Disney world" Sara informed them and John groaned as Evie smiled brightly
"I love Disney world!" Evie exclaimed excitedly as Mick let out a loud grunt
"Haven't we been tortured enough!?" He questioned as Sara rolled her eyes at her team
"I mean were going to Florida so Nixon can lie his ass off, we aren't gonna let anything stop us!" Sara yelled as Evie's smirk fell
"So no Disney world?" She asked sadly and evreyone looked at her "No!" John, Mick and Katherine exclaimed simultaneously
"Maybe later, after the mission" Sara told her with a warm smile
"Yesss" Evie exclaimed quietly
"Mick watch our tails, Katherine make sure Mick doesn't hurt John or Nixon, Evie, John figure out what's wrong with Nixon, Mona find us something to wear Charlie-" Sara paused as she realized Charlie was
not with them in the RV
"We forgot Charlie!" Sara and Ray exclaimed simultaneously
"What you guys didn't realize? I thought we were leaving her there so she could pretend to be Nixon" Katherine said as Sara sent a pleading look Katherine's way Sara was pleading with herself not to throw Katherine out the RV and make her walk
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Evreyone besides John, Katherine and Evie who refused to change there clothes, were wearing shirts that said 'Barnes family vacation' as Sara crumpled up a map
"Looks like Nixon is finally winning the war on drugs" John said as Nixon stirred awake and Katherine looked excited "Good god I've been kidnapped by hippies" Nixon said as Sara came to the back
"Do I look like a hippie to you?" Katherine asked offhandedly as Evie looked confused
"What's a hippie?" She asked and Sara looked at her sweetly
"You are by far my favorite legend, you remind me of a child" Sara said to Evie as she ran her hair through Evies hair as Evie was sitting on the floor
"What do you want? Money? Power? I'll do anything!" Nixon exclaimed as evreyone looked at him curiously
"Let's talk money" Mick said from the back as he heald up his beer
"Money sounds nice" Katherine agreed with Mick as Sara closed her eyes and silently prayed
"Right now were your best chance at getting back to your right self" John told Nixon and Evie hit his foot
"Not before we get money out of him!" Evie exclaimed quietly as Nixon looked
down at her
John laughed slightly before opening a jar and muttering an incantation that made a bug fly from his mouth
Sara and Mona twisted away in disgust as Katherine looked to John
"Can I eat it?" Katherine asked John and he shook his head before securing the lid on the jar. John explained that it was a truth bug before Sara put Nixon back to sleep
"Put him in the closet" Sara ordered before John went to go do just that
Sara gave Mona the jar with the truth
bug inside
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Mona dropped the jar twice and it landed in the breaks of the RV making it almost impossible for Ray to stop
Police sirens were heard behind them "Who called the cops?" Mick asked as Katherine looked at him curiously.
"There highway cops they stay around the highway watching and waiting for problems...like us " Katherine explained as Ray was confused on how to pull over
Once Ray had finally pulled over he started to lie and the truth bug flew into his mouth
"Me and my freinds are time travelers and we've kidnapped Nixon and are now on our way to Disney world" Ray admitted before the cop nodded and went back to his car
Evie said an incantation and the truth bug flew back into the jar
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"I can't have a ticket on my record" Ray says as John and Evie stick there heads into the front part of the van.
"If they figure out that we actually kidnapped Nixon then we'll be going to prison for kidnapping and it will be a worse sentence since it's the president" Evie explained as Sara nodded at her
"Book it" Sara commanded but Ray
didn't start driving
"but then we'll be fugitives" Ray told her and Katherine laughed from the back
"Have you just not been paying attention? The whole reason we are in this Rv in the first place is because were fugitives"
Evie and John agreed with Katherine's statement as Sara told him to book it again and this time he went full speed
driving away
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"There gaining" Mick informed them as John watched the window closely
"I don't think that's the cops mate" John told Mick as he saw Nate and Hank in the cop car behind them
"We need to loose hank. You got something for this John" Sara asked and John thought for a quick second before looking to
his girlfriend
"Need some help?" Evie asked as she finaly got up from the floor, John nodded
Evie grabbed one of John's hands and used his other to touch a side of the RV John repeated the action
They chanted in unison before the spell took affect and they lost Hank
John and Evie fell over onto the couch beside them
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Zari used the radio to inform the legends to lay low and keep a low profile "Maybe it's best we dont talk" Sara muttered as she realized all of them trying to stay completely honest was probably not
gonna be easy
John and Evie cuddled on one of the window seats as Katherine rolled her eyes
"Oh great here come the Evie and John fireworks" Katherine mumbled knowing evreyone heard her
"What's your problem?" Evie asked as she sat up forcing John to do the same
"Nothing" She muttered but immediately remembered she couldn't lie
"No wait" Katherine tried but it was no use the truth bug flew inside her
"Why can't you guys ever stop being so frustratingly happy!?" Katherine yelled at Evie and John before Evie scoffed
"So your angry that I'm happy?" She questioned as Katherine shook her head
"No I'm happy that your happy, but when I see everything you have when I recently lost everything it makes me feel so alone that I wanna die!" Katherine exclaimed before looking to the two expectingly
John muttered the incantations and the truth bug went back to the jar and suddenly everything was silent again
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"I think this is a nice time to sit and talk about how we feel" Ray said as Evie took a drum from him and threw it towards the front as she sat on the floor
"Well I'm glad your happy" John and Evie said simultaneously, since Evie was closer it flew into her
"I don't give a damn if your happy and I certainly don't intend to stick around after we defeat neron" Evie blurted and evreyone looked at he curiously
"What do you mean you wont be sticking around?" Katherine asked and Evie sent a glare her way as she knew she was about
to blurt the answer
"After we defeat neron I'm going back to the future for good" Evie blurted once more and John obviously was hurt by the statement but tried to mask
his emotions
"How do you feel about that John" Ray asked in a therapist like voice
"No, No, No I'm not playing therapist with you lot" John told them before going to the front and sitting in the driver's seat
Sara joined him not long after
Mona went up front as well, Sara ended up screaming at Mona and she ran out
Katherine got up "I'll follow her I need some air anyway" Katherine told them and Sara and John offered to come with her
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John had given Sara advice and now it was John's turn to get advice
"You okay?" Katherine asked as she noticed John's pained looks when he thought nobody was looking "she said she loved me and now she's trying to leave me, sounds so fucking bloody familiar" John said before Katherine apologized
John looked at her confused
"I got Hanna killed, that's why shes
leaving the timeline"
John nodded "that helps alot, at least I know it wasn't me" John told her before they tried to catch up with Sara
A time Bureau agent was thrown out a window, John, Katherine and Sara made there way inside the diner to see Mona
as a Koupe
As soon as Mona saw Katherine she lunged at her, Katherine used her vampire speed to make it out of the way
"Mona put him down!" Sara yelled as Katherine rejoined the two
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"What are we gonna do we cant go through them" Ray said to Mick and Evie as the time Bureau set up a police barricade
"Kill em kill them all" Mick said casually and Evie agreed but since Ray was behind the wheel he said they couldn't
"Oh Nates here I bet we can talk
this all out" Ray said optimistically
As soon as they existed the Rv they were put in handcuffs and thrown up against the Rv by some agents
"Can I kill them now" Evie asked Ray and he shook his head as Mick nodded
Evie moved her hands for a second and about a second later she was throwing the handcuffs at an agent knocking them out
Hank put special cuffs on Evie that block magic so she would no longer be able to escape, Mick headbutted an agent in protest "hows that for cooperation?" Mick asked as the agent wasn't moving
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"Listen Mona nobody else needs
to get hurt" Sara tells Mona before a silver chain inlocks Mona but she easily got it off and the John across the room
"Hm so you like tossing people around like ragdolls" Katherine noted before pausing
"Kinky" She finished as John and Sara shot her a glare because of her lack of priorities at the moment
"It was all lies!" Mona/Wolfie exclaimed as she grabbed Katherine and Sara
by the neck
"Would it be wrong to say I'm slightly turned on right now?" Katherine asked and Mona dropped her but kept hold on Sara
Sara was tossed into a table as John got up from the ground "Watch yourself she's not in her right mind" John told them but Katherine knew what Mona was going through she understood it all
"No she's perfectly fine. This is who she is, she's just dealing with emotions in the wrong way" Katherine explained to Sara and John as they walked closer to Mona
"I should have never blamed you for everything, it wasnt your fault, ava, the ship, Konane, none of it was on you"
Sara's words were obviously working because Mona stopped trying to attack
"And I'm sorry I told you to ignore your feelings, look I thought if I could ignore feelings then maybe they wouldn't
hurt so bad" Sara explained with
sadness in her voice
"Mona I was wrong, dont hide your feelings, let them out and if you ever need a shoulder to lean on I'll be here"
"And if you ever need some good bedroom fun I'll be here" Katherine said as Sara laughed slightly
"Promise?" Mona asked referring to Sara as she turned back to her normal self
"Promise" The two girls said simultaneously as John burst
out laughing at the scene before him
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"Are you guys okay?" Sara asked as the four got out of the stolen car
"Yes, no, I told my dad I loved him for the first time, also, I love you so big, i love you so big-" Nate started but was interrupted
"Please make it stop! I can't handle the babbling anymore!" Evie said as she tried to pry the cuffs off, John muttered a spell as he walked over to her and the cuffs fell to the ground with a 'click' sound
"Your free to fly if you can get that ship of yours working" Hank said before the ship came into view and Zari was asking if they needed a lift
"Ship was never broken was it" Hank asked and Nate shook his head before Hank asked if Zari was his girlfriend which he also denied and John muttered an incantation to get the bug out
"I know I can be a better leader and a
better man" Nixon told the legends before Katherine memory flashed him
"There was no way I was letting my favorite president get changed by Ray's optimism"
Mick, Sara and Mona laughed at Katherine's comment as Ray fake laughed
Once the truth bug was contained John pulled Evie behind the Rv
"I understand why you want to leave and I 80% support your decision" John told her and she nodded before deciding
something
"You keep making it way to hard for me to try to leave you arrogant ass"
John laughed slightly "Let's get back to the ship and have some much needed fun away from stupidity and Ray's optimism" John suggests and she starts laughing as she remember something
"We forgot Charlie" Evie told John with a smile as she held back laughter
"Bollocks, You think we should tell-" John started but was interrupted by yelling
"We forgot Charlie!!" The two heard Ray and Sara yell from the other side of the Rv
"Yeah I definitely am gonna be sticking around for a while" Evie said laughing with John as they made there way to meet with the rest of the team