(for context the gr-ah-ffindor convo happens during the JILY/LAMES one, its placed before for the heck of it)
from @prongspotter to gr-ah-fifindor
@prongspotter: wtf guys?
@prongspotter: i dont understand what i have done seriously
@prongspotter: and why did cynthia ban me from the head's dorm
@prongspotter: TF JUST HAPPENED PLEASE SOMEONE FILL ME IN
@marley: im to hungover for this
@franklyspeaking: look james, lily is going through a lot with regards to her family right now
@prongspotter: and that explains why you guys absolutely ghosted me?
@moonylupin: no, that explains why we were all having a movie night in the heads dorms, we were there to comfort her
@prongspotter: you could have called?
@siriuslypadfoot: we weren't sure you girlfriend would have appreciated that
@prongspotter: fair enough. also where are you? im in the gryffindor dorms??
@siriuslypadfoot: your dorms
@prongspotter: .....okay? do you know why i cant get in though?
@wormtail: does this have something to do with the girls being huddled around her last night??
@franklyspeaking: no peter, it doesnt not. what cynthia does she does by her choice, she is by no means manipulated now shut up
@moonylupin: .............lily's up........
@lilsevans has left this groupchat
@prongspotter: wtf
@wormtail: welp see the-
@siriuslypadfoot has muted @wormtail
@siriuslypadfoot: PETER PETTIGREW KEEP YOU MOUTH FUCKING SHUT
@moonylupin: ^ also how did you do that??
@franklyspeaking: he has a paid instagram
@prongspotter: what arent you telling me?
@siriuslypadfoot: nothing go to sleep
@moonylupin: dONT go to sleep, go and talk to lily
from @alice.not.in.wonderland to JILY/LAMES
@alice.not.in.wonderland: so no one is going to talk about the fact that lily admitted she had feelings for james when you were all drunk on the zebra crossing yesterday?
@marley: she did WHAT NOW
@alice.not.in.wonderland: oh yeah. you guys were lying there and staring at the stars and she goes 'yk i have a crush on james potter?'
@alice.not.in.wonderland: and dorcas said 'we know'
@alice.not.in.wonderland: and then lily said 'was it that obvious'
@alice.not.in.wonderland: and then frank said 'no you did well hiding it'
@alice.not.in.wonderland: then remus asked 'for how long?'
@alice.not.in.wonderland: lil said 'i think a long time but i just realised it'
@alice.not.in.wonderland: and then peter said 'the day he got himself a girlfriend'
@alice.not.in.wonderland: and sirius said 'shitty life isnt it?'
@alice.not.in.wonderland: and emmy said 'its symbolic, james wanted you but couldn't have you now you want him but cant have him'
@alice.not.in.wonderland: and then mary threw up and i had to apparate all of you back
@franklyspeaking: wow omg poor lily
@emmyvance: drunk me is deep af. but yeah poor lily
@marley: does she remember it?
@siriuslypadfoot: judging by the way she just absolutely left the gc, im gonna say yes she does remember
@marley: ouch... poor thing
@emmyvance: guys.. uh i'd keep james a little on the quiet side for now
@oldmacdonald: why?
@emmyavnce: the Jily Users are planning an attack.
@emmyvance: they actually have like detailed maps and stuff
@emmyvance: im trying to mislead them but the amount of info they have is creepy
@dorky.m: i kinda love them ngl
@siriuslypadfoot: yeah they've got a whole thing going
@emmyvance: well these charmers are going to kill your best mate anytime now so i suggest you get him away from where ever he is
@moonylupin: good point. as much as i would like to kill him lets go save james
from @bellatierney to @prongspotter
(ew the name is so cringey)
@bellatierney: hey james
@prongspotter: hey bella
@bellatierney: just wanted to know, why did you disable comments on our post??
@prongspotter: oh that was because these weird users were spamming me
@bellatierney: oh no worries then. also hope you don't mind but what users??
@prongspotter: there's a lot of these people who ship me and Lily and have weird names like 'jily' and stuff. so them
@bellatierney: right, them
@prongspotter: sirius just texted me that they're planning to kill me
@bellatierney: wtf?
@prongspotter: igtg, we'll talk soon
@bellatierney: bye💙
from @lilsevans to @prongspotter
@lilsevans: marlene's focing me to talk to you
@prongspotter: remus asked me to apologise to you, but i'm not sure what i did wrong
@lilsevans: if you havent done anything wrong, then there's no need to apologise is there?
@prongspotter: i suppose not?
@prongspotter: then why does this feel so awkward
@lilsevans: does it? i hadnt noticed.
@prongspotter: lily whats wrong
@lilsevans: there's nothing wrong, potter
@prongspotter: please let cynthia know that then
@lilsevans: will do. now if you could please leave me alone?
@prongspotter: ......sure thing?
@lilsevans: thank you
@franklyspeaking: can someone tell me why sounds of crying just started coming from Lily's room?
@dorky.m: we aren't in there, marlene and i left for breakfast while she was still asleep and alice is sitting outside and mary and emmy are in their dorms
@siriuslypadfoot: she's locked the door or something
@moonylupin: sirius got in. turns out she was just sitting near the door.
@moonylupin: and @emmyvance here's another thing
@emmyvance: what?
@moonylupin: next time the jily users try to stampede on james potter don't stop them
a/n: tWo sUpEr lOnG cHaPtErS NOT sPaCeD tHrEE cEnTuRieS aPaRt hAvE i DiEd? no in fact i have not died. (im not sure if thats grammatically correct but i just wrote two whole chapters in an hour while also completing a super complicated 10k history assignment so sue me)
im so happy that everyone agrees on the fact that James Potter has done no wrong! Lily never expressed her feeling toward him, and he was only trying to move on.
i specifically made the gang take lily's side to help show what truly takes place in life, as everyone suddenly seeing what he meant is unrealistic. but james potter is not in the wrong and i stand by that
i hope you guys are satisfied with this, surprisingly it was super easy to write (i think i should make drama my specialty instead of crack and chaos)
on a different note, i have decided to keep this story around 40 chapters and will end it then. i will however write a sequel soon
anyway, have an amazing day
ana♥️