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Clockwork being a villain in a nutshell
Some random victim: Struggling to get out of the chains there tied in You.....will never, EVER...get away-
Clockwork: .... burns him alive....ok let's wrap this up, ummm I made reservations at Applebee's-
Some Hero (that I'm to lazy to actually give a name so let's just call him Feather for now): crashes through his window
Clockwork: .....dude, that's my window....
Feather: Let. Him. Go- sees that's his already dead........ you.... you killed him...
Clockwork: My window! we have a front door man!
Feather: why did you kill him?
Clockwork: mumbles that window is going to cost me a lot of money....
Feather: did you even go over your evil plan?
Clockwork: NO! It's none of your damn business! excuse me can somebody give me and estimate on this please!-
Feather: ....are you new to this? your suppose to go over your evil plan with him, which then gives me enough time to swoop in and save him! that's evil Villain 101!
Clockwork: CAN SOME ONE CALL DOMINO!? Please! To Fix this window!
Feather: You are going to PAY! FOR TH-
Clockwork: grabs a ray gun and shots him in the head ......... my damn window.........
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The Beast: Awww why are you crying? do you know where your parents are?
Nugget: no....
Tord: ....Beast This is an Orphanage!
The Beast: Pfft- I Know
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Charles: ok we are about to take off, please make sure all small things are safe
Black Hat: looking down at Zim
Zim: What?
Black Hat: do you feel safe?
Zim: I WILL HIT YOU!
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Mono: I love you!
Six: .....ok, and I love eating Nomes, you don't see me talking about how much I love eating nomes!
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Ace Frisk: king I found all this new land!
Ace Bipper: really!? what did you name it!
Ace Frisk: New found Land!
Ace Bipper: ..... leans over to Ace Tord and whispers can we like execute them?
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Clockwork: talking to Dipper what's your name again? I forgot, it starts with a "D" doesn't it?.....huh is it uhhh DUMB STUPID BITCH!!!!
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Villain Deku: Zib
Invader Zib: what do you want Deku?
Villain Deku: I want to break up (there not dating he just means there friendship-)
Invader Zib: YOU BREAK UP WITH ME I BREAK YOUR FOOT!!!
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Wirt: talking to Alcor after he annoys him to much roses are black, violets are back, fuck you!
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Dipper: how did you even take down Time Baby?
Bipper: we shot him in the legs cause his soldiers are the size of a dinner plate and he's an idiot-
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Morty: how can I get my crush to ask me out?
Finn: well you know how everyone says be your self? well don't do that
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Nobody:
Bipper and Beast Wirt at 3am:
Bipper: singing across the rooms WAKE ME UP!
Beast Wirt: WAKE ME UP INSIDE!
Bipper: I CAN'T WAKE UP!
Beast Wirt: WAKE ME UP INSIDE!
Ice Finn: trying to sleep SAVE ME-
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Bill Cipher: ok never have I ever, Made out with a clown in a shady Parking lot
Tord: ok first off that's really specific, also...... I FEEL TARGETED!?
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Atlas: holding a flute you play it you get a 100 million dollars, but a 100 million people would die
Flint: starts playing it
Iris: FLINT NO-
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Skull Morty: Clocky, you have to stop letting people walk all over you!
Starclock: being crushed by Diamond Wirt who is walking on him OK- T^T
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Echo after Cyclock gets hurt
Ice Finn: where are you going?
Echo: to either get ice cream or commit a fenoly, I'll decide in the car
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Wirt: Hey a good alternative to recycling, when your done with a glass bottle eat it, fucking eat the bottle
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(Please don't get offended by this-)
Shade: In America we drive on the left side of the road
Fitch: in Britain we drive on the right side of the road
Clockwork: In Russia ROAD IS ROAD-
(Apologizes in advance-)
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Lucifer: hey it's your turn to was dishes
Gamer: I̵̢̝̳̱͈̻͑̉̕'̸̢̛̠̹̲̟͍̬́̋̇̐͊͋̊͌ḽ̶̢͔̥̼̬̋̓͌͒͒̕͝l̵͔̊̊͗͋̈́͘ ̷͕̘͚͇̻͎̘̣̺̑̊̃̊̈́̓͠w̵̲̹̣̓à̴̛͍͖͈̲̈̍̀̍̍̑̕̚͜s̶̰̪̀͋̈́̍̿͜͝h̸̩̿̏͂̃̿͐̿ ̷̡̰̖̲͑͛̋͐̊̉͐̈́̉͝t̴̳̭͙̦̟̯̔̏̀̍͐͘͠ͅh̴͒̏̅͘͜ê̵̹͚̅͊͌̒̂̽ ̷̧̩̗̦̃̋w̴̭͖̺̞͉͕̘͙͙̲̄̐͂͌̈́͘͝͠a̴̻̭͙͇͙͊͜ļ̶̘̥͕̪͇̝̫͊̎̈́͌̈́̓͜͠l̶̪̳̰̼̙͌̊̀̉s̷̡̬͊͂̔̽̾̚̚ ̶̩͖͊́́̽́̂͗̾̀̊ͅr̷̞̳̪̬̦̲͉̟̰̈̊̇e̸̺̲̮͙̯͔͔̅́͒͘d̸̨͖̪̃̀̓̾̕͝ ̸̪̤͓͍͈̉̏̎̉̆̔̊w̸̛̜̻͂̓͗̂͛̈́̀͛͝i̷͍̟̔̓t̶͍̘̝̬͂h̸̗͖̳̱͆̾͑́̓̾̚ͅ ̵̰͎̱͇̩̃̇͑̕y̸̭̥͍̯̒ò̵̔̈́͌̆͊̕̚͜ȗ̵͉̹̮̩̋̅́̾͆͗̕ṛ̵̛̺̰̹̜͖͇ ̶̛̭̒̎͜B̶̨̰̯͇̝̖͚͕̝̾͒̈̅́͆L̵̫͕̗̉͑̓͑̚O̷̻̹͙̜̳̭̥̿̓͑Õ̸̟̤͖̗͚̥͎̣̋͘Ḑ̷͉̀!̵̨̲̓̒̀̀̀ ̸͉̏̍̓̉̑͘
Lucifer: ok but wash the dishes also use soap this time-
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When Cyclock came to the Bad End Friends
Bipper: Hello we have a new member today joining us, his name is Cyclock
Cyclock: hi
Bipper: see now Cyclock here is-
Evil Morty: A BITCH!!! ...... BITCH-
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Dipper: ok so now we are going to do some word association to make sure your not crazy ok?
Gamer: ok! ^v^
Dipper: Butterfly!
Gamer: uhhhh..... STABBING!
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Sparrow: if there are any spirits here tonight, please tell me..... does this sound like A Siren?
Ice Prince: leleoleo~
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TV: who's that Pokémon?
Invader Zib: ITS PIKACHU!!!
TV: It's Clefairy-
Invader Zib: FU-
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Beast Wirt: Fitch did you put the plant food in this?
Mindless Fitch: uh no I'm sorry I forgot
Beast Wirt: It's ok just remember next time! Stuffing a limb into the plant
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Ellie: so how is everything?
Charles: actually the chicken is a little dry
Ellie: .... spits on the chicken how about now?
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Phoenix: what kind of spider is that?
3̶̲͕̠͈̎̀͝͝Ṛ̵̛̓͌̋̋̎̅ṛ̷͉̯̠̤͐͌̃͜0̸̘̖̞͓̲̀͂͒R̸͈̣̞͕̜͋: looks like a daylongleg
Phoenix: well it's a good looking spider But I wouldn't call it daddy...
3̶̲͕̠͈̎̀͝͝Ṛ̵̛̓͌̋̋̎̅ṛ̷͉̯̠̤͐͌̃͜0̸̘̖̞͓̲̀͂͒R̸͈̣̞͕̜͋: ....... Wait wha-
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Me: maybe these vine chapters just aren't working
My self conscious: huh
Me: maybe I need to be funnier haha-
My self conscious: yup!
Me: ......
my self conscious: slaps me
Me: AH-
Ok this isn't any sort of vent is just me joking around with my demons-
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Lucifer: crashes through a wall WHY ARENT THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER!?
Gamer: ...... what does that even mean? <>_<>
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Nugget: what time do you wake up? 5 am, 6 am, 7 am, Or I'm a useless member of society
Domino: what if I wake up at 4 am?
Nugget: USELESS
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The Bad ends playing the most deadly game of hide-n-seek
Beast Wirt: swinging his axes
Spade: covers his mouth
Beast Wirt: ....Red Robin~!
Spade: comes out of his hiding spot YUM!!!- OH NO OH NO- (and we never saw him ever again-)
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