Alien's It Girl (B.A.P - BAP)

By vaho1997

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Yang Haru was a normal looking, XXX-L sized girl with self-esteem issues until six Mato aliens come knocking... More

Chapter 2 Kidnapping the KFC Ahjusshi
Chapter 3 The Bad Beginning
Chapter 4 Exposed Private Parts
Chapter 5 Invisible Aliens
Chapter 6 Alien Human Sandwich
Chapter 7 Zelo Discovers Cherry Tomato
Chapter 8 Where's Zelo?
Chapter 9 Like A Blonde Porcupine...
Chapter 10 Slapping Yongguk's Butt
Chapter 11 Himchan's Special Sexy Hot Cakes
Chapter 12 Lesson 1: Aliens love James Bond
Author's Note
Chapter 13 Football bonds males together.
Chapter 14 Who's My Baby Girl?
Chapter 15 Do you like balls?
Chapter 16 Happy 2561st birthday!
Chapter 17 Daehyun's version
The Author's Note
Chapter 18 Look Out! Aliens On The Run!
Non update
Chapter 19 Blood Thirsty Warriors Building a... Sandcastle!
Chapter 20 Battle For The Buffet
Chapter 21 The Date and The Disaster
Authors Note
Chapter 22 Lesson 2: Brownie Bear's Manners
Chapter 23 B.A.ngtan Block
Chapter 24 Zelo Is Cute, So Your Argument Is Irrelevant.
Chapter 25 Daehyun Proves A Theory
Chapter 26 Lesson 3: How To Torture An Alien
Chapter 27 How To Seduce Using A Vegetable
Chapter 28 That XX
Chapter 29 Cut A Hole In Your Pants!
Chapter 30 "I'm Glad We Had This Chat."
Chapter 31 A Black Bundle Of Trouble
Chapter 32 Weird Matokian Candy
Chapter 33 Chicken Feather Duster Attack!
Chapter 34 Five Males In Victoria's Secret
A-a-author's n-n-note...
Chapter 35 A Genuine Apology
Chapter 36 Our Cute Litte Ramyeon Pie
Chapter 37 You wanna B, Block B?
Chapter 38 Jaehyo's Naughty Hands
Chapter 39 Kimchi Burn
Chapter 40 Ready To Rock And Roll!
Chapter 41 Jongup Bells
Chapter 42 Love Is Free French Fries?
Chapter 43 Attack The Floor!
Chapter 44 Take Off Your Shirt And Lie Down.
Chapter 45 "Pink Is Life!"
Chapter 46 New Queen Bee
Chapter 47 Hot Chocolate With Marshmallows
Chapter 48 Excuse Me For Be Beautiful
Chapter 49 Pirate Bear Hostage
Chapter 50 Butterflies, Toothbrushes and Frog Essence no.5
Chapter 51 A Rose, Coupons and Constipated Ostritchs
Chapter 52 Haru The Juice Box, Stresss~
Chapter 53 Haru Is Beef!
Chapter 54 Glitter and Unicorns!
Chapter 55 Froggie The Frog
Chapter 56 Frogblocker
Announcement
Chapter 57 Planning An Assassination
Chapter 58 Down The Toilet, In A Broom Closet and Teeth Marks
Chapter 59 Hello Kitty Bribe
Yet again another one.
Chapter 60 Sappy Love Songs And A Cucumber
Chapter 61 Brought To Justice
Chapter 62 A Sad Sack Of Potatoes.
Chapter 63 Green Tea and Walking Sticks
Chapter 64 Let's Keep This PG 13
Final Author's Note.

Alien's It Girl (B.A.P)

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By vaho1997

          "HI B.A.P!!" yelled a familiar, loud, obnoxious voice.

          "Governor Hyosung." They all stood in a line and gave the screen a smart salute.

          "At ease boys!" She waved and skipped over to the camera, but B.A.P could only see the two black furry ears and her curly purple hair. "I'm so pr.... SOMEONE GET ME A STOOL!"

          Her head bounced a few times before slowly rising. "That's better!"

          "Governor, we are ready for take off!" A black bunny with a pink mask and tattoos stepped forward and saluted.

          "Excellent work, General. Remember your mission is to find Earth's energy source, conquer Earth and save our dying planet!" she chirped and clasped her hands, "Mato planet is relying on you!!"

          "Yes m'am!" B.A.P yelled in unison.

          "I'm going now! Bye boys!! Kyaaaaaaa!" Governor Hyosung squealed while twirling, but she lost her balance and tripped, the camera shook and the screen went black.

          "Toto doesn't like the new Governor." The smallest rabbit with a blue mask shook its head and buckled the seat-belt.

          "Just be quiet, Toto." The pink masked rabbit snapped before quickly tapping on the keyboard.

          "Don't be mean, Tats." The largest rabbit with a red mask growled and hopped onto his seat right next to the General.

          "I don't get why you keep helping him, Shishi." Tats whined "Fasten your seat belts, Tokkies. Ready for take off in 5...."

          All the rabbits scrambled onto their seats and snapped the safety belts over their chests.

          "4........3.........2 and a half......2 and a third.......2 and a quarter" Tats waited for the green bar to load.

          "2 and 2 fifths" Tats frowned, the green light was sliding slowly across the loading bar. 

          "Laaaaaaaaag!! Laaaaaaag!" a rabbit with a yellow and white mask groaned whilst swinging his short legs impatiently.

          "Keep it down, Joko." Shishi, the red masked rabbit ordered. The feeling of being fastened was making him feel restless.

          "Talking won't make the bar load any faster" a large rabbit with a green masked chirped "Patience is the key."

          "Keke has enough patience for all of us to last a life time, the afterlife and reincarnation if there is such thing. Dada" Joko rolled his eyes and looked at Keke, the silent zipper masked rabbit.

          Joko was only here on this spaceship, because his last stunt has cost him his second strike. Three strikes and he would be sent back to the hellish training camp for at least 500 years, his last stunt with the mini rocket went all wrong (.... well it affected the flight of Mato planet's second attempt at firing a satellite. OK, he made the big rocket explode, but if the wind wasn't so strong, his rocket wouldn't left its calculated orbit and.....) anyways. Now he's got the golden chance of cleaning the slate and making his records all clean and spotless.

          "2....1.... BLAST OFF!!" Tats yelled gleefully and punched the big red button.

          The rabbits were slammed back into their seats when the whole spaceship shot powerfully out of Mato planet's thick smokey atmosphere, zooming past Mato planet's three moons and heading straight for the first wormhole.

          "Are we there yet?" Toto asked, shaking away the dizziness.

          "Don't be such a baby" Joko teased.

          "He's just one year old" Shishi reminded.

          "One more wormhole" Joko reported "It opens up in three hours, sector B-24"

          "FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Tats yelled and pushed the joystick controller forward, Everyone was slammed back once again, the spaceship was heading faster than the speed of sound. So fast that, without the spaceship's custom-made shell, the rabbits's very own atoms would be spread across space in a paper thin layer. 

          "The second wormhole is the trickiest" Joko said after reading the maps over and over again

          "It opens up for 5 minutes, then it's closed for the rest of the century. If we miss this, we are stuck here. in-between worlds for at least a thousand years, all jokes aside" Joko said grimly "Plus, we're not making enough speed" 

          Joko looked at his hour glass "At this pace it would take us over five hours to get there"

          "If we miss it, the next one opens in 12..." Dada read from the wormhole fact book. 

          "Days?!" Tats groaned, Dada frowned and inched closer.

          "Hundred years." Dada chirped proudly.

          "Man the controls, I'm going down under" Shishi unbuckled his seat-belt and hopped his way below decks to the control room.

          "Hurry Shishi!" Tats panicked and forced more power into the spaceship "I'm going to be an oldie if I miss this wormhole! I don't want to spend my youth with a bunch of guys!"

          The spaceship rumbled and let out a groan, then jerked forward again faster and faster, the stars became white lines that light up the dark space. 

          "How about now?" Shishi launched himself back onto the surface and wiped his greasy paws on a fresh towel thrown by Toto.

          "Much better" Joko recalculated, "We have just enough time to wait for the wormhole."

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          "YAH! KIM HIMCHAN!" The screen frizzed and the Governor's squeaky annoying voice spread across the entire ship.

          "Yes, Governor!" Tats leaped out of the seat, only to be dragged back by the seat-belt. Shishi and Toto sniggered silently while Tats struggled to untangle himself and saluted "... Kim Himchan?"

          "Yup! That's your earthling name!" Get used to it Tatsmato" she giggled "Shishimato, your name is Yongguk.... yeah.. well, here's the list of names, I don't bother, so read them yourselves. And KIM HIMCHAN!" Report to me as soon as you land on Earth,"

          "Yes Governor" They saluted.

          "KIM. HIM. CHAN!" She shrieked and clapped happily when Tats jumped up in shock. "The name has a nice ring to it!"

          She left it at that and the screen went blank.

          "Joko is Youngjae, Keke is  Daehyun, Dada is  Jongup and Toto, you are Zelo" 

          Yongguk read. "Remember the names, we can't use our Mato names on Earth."

          "Ze-lo" Toto said softly "To-.... Zelo likes the name."

          "We are entering the last wormhole, destination: Earth" Himchan yelled and punched the red button for the last time to secure the flight destination. "Sleep mode, alarm when we reach Earth's moon."

          "Where on Earth?" Yongguk asked quickly, "HEY! WHERE ON EARTH???"

          "Wait! Wait! Wait!" Himchan protested.

          "Alarm set, goodnight Matokkies." The spaceship said in a soothing voice, the lights dimmed down and all six tokkies were forced into a long nap.

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This is a B.A.P Fanfic, I like these guys alot, they are really different than the other rookies. Please give this fanfic just as much love as Maid for MBLAQ!

Tokki = Rabbit/Bunny

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