Phan Oneshots

By geniusotaku

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Idk oneshots I write about phan xx More

Starbucks & Headphones
That Spark
Heartbreaker
Secret Admirer
Soul-Mate
Don't Cry
Raspberry Kiss
A Lover's App
Nobody Likes You
Bag Swap
Point Of View
Demons and Angels (Part 1)
Demons and Angels (Part 2)
Demons and Angels (Part 3 -Final)
Say something
Picnic date
Cinderella
Cinderella - Part 2
Cinderella - Final part
Dear darlin,
Dear darlin, (ENDING)
Muffin
Starstruck
You just watched
"He can't be late!"
The Old Phil
The Old Phil - ENDING
Dimple boy
Crying in the rain
Ice skating
Teenage Dream
Random rant
My Brave Little Lion
Boy with the Scarred Face
The Boy with the Scarred Face (2nd part)
SMUT OMFG
Falling for a vampire
2009
I can hear your thoughts
Just a message
Movie night
Magnets
You are in love
Little lost puppy
Happy Endings
Happy Endings (Ending part lmao)
Roof Boy
Roof Boy - Part 2
Roof Boy - Final Part
Just another message
But You Didn't
A new friend
Demons
Lil' Coffee Shop
Party
Ghost Boy
Cuddles
Braids
Coffee & Cupcakes
Until you're ready
Detention
I Need A Friend
Popular Group
I Feel Like Shit
Best Friend Knows Best
Art Class
Lester Likes Cute Boys
Ticking Timer
The Punk And The Pastel
Coffee Boy
Message To You Sporks
Opposites Attract
Junjou Romantica
Junjou Egoist
Fan
Back In Time
Back In Time (2)
Back In Time (3)
Baking
Pas De Deux
Philophobia
Turning Tables
Coffee
Philophobia 2
Scarlett
Aeroplane
Emerald Suit
Does He?
Rent A Boyfriend
Number One Fan
Overused Gel

Realistic Highschool Crush

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By geniusotaku

A/N:

I have soo many oneshots to update sorry for being a shitty writer and not updating regularly ily x

xx

Dan would see him atleast once every class every day a week except for Thursday. Him being Phil. Phil being Dan's ultimate crush.

Through every lessons, as subtly as possible would Dan turn his head to take in Phil's beauty, but he would always be surrounded by some girls.

But Dan didn't care. He felt as if he could burst for joy once Phil actually spoke to him.

It was a normal Monday and he wa waiting for his friends at break when Phil walked by with two of his friends.

"Hey Dan." Phil said shyly.

Dan stared wide-eyed.

"Fine just ignore me then." Phil laughed eyes lighting up as he did so.

"Er h-hey." Dan stuttered out as he blushed lightly, watching as Dan smiled back, walking away.

~

Phil soon started hanging out with Dan and his friends occasionally, mainly just him. They would walk around school and simply talk.

Dan would talk about whatever was on his mind, which consisted of anime, youtubers and video games.

"S-Sorry...I must be boring you." Dan blushed.

"No no please continue. I love seeing you talk about what you like, your smile is so cute and you eyes light up it's honestly adorable."

"...O-Okay."

~

When Valentines was around the corner, Dan had a teddy bear and chocolates ready for the day on Friday.

However, as soon as Monday came, Phil suprised him with a gift already, a heart shaped necklace. Dan treasured it.

On Tuesday, they spent the day together, just talking about the dorkiest stuff.

When Wednesday came, things got different.

"HI CHRIS." Dan heard Phil yell and he turned around with a pout. He was currently walking with Chris so he looked hopefully at Phil as Phil shrugged. "Hey."

To say that Dan felt let down was an understatement. It was as if he had been ignored and of course never being in a relationship before, Dan was left confused the entire day.

On the way home, Phil's friends stopped him, Phil nowhere to be seen. They all had smug grins on their faces.

"What's up?" Dan smiled.

One of his friends laughed. "Well...Phil to tell you something..."

Dan bit his lip. "I-Is it bad?"

The girl nodded happily.

Dan walked home anxiously after that, immediently texting Phil to ask what was up.

But he replied with souless words that broke Dan's heart. Words that said that it wasn't working. That his friends had convinced him who to and not to hang out with and he knows now.

This was so stupid and childish and to think that it was probably all a prank by his friends.

And Dan endedup throwing away the stupid teddy bear and eating all the chocolates himself.

So on Thursday. Dan's friends had his back.

Pj.

He grabbed the necklace, gave it back to Dan.

Only, he stepped on it and broke it first, smiling widely. "Here you go! He doesn't want your cheap shit anyway!"

Then Chris.

Pj would be sure to walk around Phil at school and notice how he was completly unharmed by th breakup, claiming that it was a prank and that Dan was boring and annoying anyway.

So Chris did what any friend would do.

"HE WAS OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE ANYWAT YOU TWAT. DAN DOESN'T DESERVE A FUCKBOI LIKE YOU, YOU IGNORANT ASSHOLE!!!" Chris shouted as he walked past Phil.

So yeah, after all, Dan didn't get to be with Phil. Because some high school relationships are stupid and nohing like those in fanfiction aus. Sadly.

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IM SORRY THIS IS SUCH A RUBBISH ONESHOT KOMENASAII

Kinda based off a true story :o yeahhh so my boyfriend was a twat...I mean I had a tiny crush on him anyway but my friends...let's just say they helped alot. They all gave me a hug and told me they we're a family, you mess with one of us you mess with all of us. So anyway that twat is out of the picture blaghh, my readers are pretty and cuter anyway lalalala...

Im still super hurt that he called me boring tho...I didn't mean to be. This is why i'm a quiet persob, and sadly thats acc the only thing I agree with him on. On the internet i'm fine but irl...ugh :(

Sorry for boring you with this :( might delete this soon anyway

xx

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