[HM and RK are in the car.RK is driving]
RK:kehna parega,bahut accha acting karte ho...humne toh bas tumhe dhamki diya thaa humme shaadi karne keliye....tumne bahut ahsanise maan liya....
HM:Tumhe kisne kaha hum acting kar rahe hein? hum sach mein tumse pyaar karte hein....lekin ek afsos hein tumne abhi taak humme propose nehi kiya...
RK:Aree wah! Kuch kuch hota hai mein shah rukh khan joh kaha thana woh bilkul sach hein....toota tara se kuch mangte hein toh sach ho jata hain...
HM:Kyun tumne kuch manga thaaa?
RK:Haan!!zarur!! humne manga tha kuch kuch hota hai movie ka rain scene recreate kare...chaliye aaj raate tumko uss scene recreate karke propose karnge...dekho tumhare liye mai woh red colour sareee bhi kharida tha!
HM:wow! ok,done! aaj 12 baje.ok?
RK:ok!!!!!
oh haseena! tumhe nehi pata iss dil mein kuch ho raha hai!
HM:kya ho raha hai?
RK:kuch kuch ho raha hai! tum nehi samjho ge
(HM smiles)
HM:humara ghar agaya! chalte hai..bye.
RK:bye!
[It's 11 O'clock at night.CC is standing outside the locked door in mpt. SS and KS are inside.]
CC:Santu ji, karishma ma'am...ka kar rahe hein aap dono andaar humme bhi toh dekhna hein....
KS:Amma bhag!!
SS:Cheete,tujhe kaha na! boys are not allowed! Tu ek lkaam kar!mein table pe safety pin rakhi hain! woh la...
[KS is wearing a short skirt and thin sleeves dress.Her hair is curly with gorgeous make up. SS is helping her to get ready]
SS:Madam zara idhar ghumiye... thoda sa.... thoda sa.....
KS:Amma bhag!!kab se make up karte hi ja rahe hoon..... aur kitna make up karwaoge..... aur kya tight sa dress laye hoon....hum toh saas hi nehi le pa rahe hein.....
SS: Madam ye hi toh aj kal ka fashion hein...apko hot dikhna parega.... varna aap rahul ka attraction kese lenge....
CC: Santu ji, yeh lijiye safety pin....
[SS opens the door a little bit, takes the safty pin by hand and quickly shuts the door]
CC:Santu ji!!!Santu ji!!!Phir se bandh kar diya darwaza😩😩
[PS comes.she was talking to lalla in phone]
PS:haan! haan! de rahe hein bahurani ko...cheete karishma ji kaha hai?
CC:Dekhiye na pushpa ji!!kabse darwaza bandh kar kar ka rahe hein santu ji aur karishma ma'am.... humme dekhne hi nehi de rahe hein....
PS:kyun? kya kar rahe hein andaar??karishma ji darwaza kholiye..... lalla apke saath baate karna chahta hein....keh rahe hein apka phone switch off dikha raha hein...
KS:Mar gaya!!yeh pushpa ji ka lalla pushpa ji ke tarah hi topa hein...phone karne kiliye time nehi mila ka?
SS: Lekin aab kya kare karishma madam?
Pushpa ji ne agaar apko iss halat mein dekh liya toh woh toh aaj hi apke sasur millegaa...
KS:Aur agaar aab unke lalla ke saath baate nehi kiya toh woh yaha thane mein aa jeyega....Santu tu ek kaam kar phone leke aa pushpa ji se.....
[SS opens the door a little bit and gives her hand]
SS:Dijiye pushpa ji!!
PS:Aree....mante hein ki ladko allowed nehi hein...lekin hum toh ladki hi hein na? humme andaar anee doh....kholo darwaza....
[PS pushes the door, goes inside and shocks]
PS:(was going to shout)aaaappp!!!!!
KS:(Covering PS's mouth) dheere...(whispering).. dheere se boliye..... phone dijiye pehle......(KS's takes the phone) haan!!boliye....haan haan!! hum bilkul thik hein.... aaj kaam zada hein.....anee thoda der hoga... humara phone ka charge khatam hogaye hein..... aap bar bar call maat kijiye... haan haan rakhte hein.....kaa???apka dimag thik hein na??(whispering) aaj hum apke saath koi candle fandle light dinner nehi kar sakte.....apka chutti hein toh humara bhi chutti hein kya? Kya?? apne saree bhi kharid liya....kya anu bhaiya ke liye? arey haan parsu toh anu bhaiya ka birthday hai...lekin apko pata hai na hum saree nehi pehente...accha thik hai,aap almari mein rakh dijiye..kya? trial? nehi zarurat nehi hai..ap plz rakhiye.. humra kaam hai.. haan rakhte hein....haan haan....love you,love you!!
[SS was handling PS]
SS:pushpa ji.... samhaliye apne apko....
PS:(crying)Kya gunah kardiya thaaa humare lalla ne.....😩😭yeh kya choti choti dress pehen kar kiske saath date pe ja rahe hein!!
aur waha humara bechara lalla.....😫😫😫
KS:Pushpa ji over acting bandh kijiye....hum yeh kapra pehne hein uss rahul ke liye....
PS:Aab aap uske saath date pe jah rahe hein...humara lalla!!!😩
KS:Amma nehi!! hum plan bana rahe hein uss rahul ko ladkion par attraction agaar hum ese uske samne jay aur uska varsa jeet kar kisi tarah woh video send kar sake toh madam sir ke abbu ko beguna sabit kar sakenge.....
PS:Sach mein?
KS:Amma ap bhi ka? apko apne bahu varsa nehi hein??
PS: Haan toh yeh pehle bataiye na!!Humara toh heart attack ho jata!!aur haan, humare lalla ne jo apke liye saree kharida?😢
KS:amma,woh hum birthday me pehen jayenge..ab khush?
SS:Karishma madam,lagta hai ab humme nikal na chahiye..
KS:haan haan! chalo,cheeta...pushpa ji, chaliye!
[On the other hand HM is getting ready for the date. She is wearing a red saree just like kajol wore in kuch kuch hota hai. Her hair is open. She is really looking like kajol. HM wears a simle earings. Suddenly she watches her father photo in frame on the dressing table. She keeps looking at that. A sad feeling touches her mind.
The door bell rings]
HM:(Thinking)11:30 baje hein.... itne raat ko kaun aa sakta hein?
[HM keeps the photo on the table and goes to open the door.She opens the door and wonders to watch AS.He was in civil dress]
HM:Sir, aap!!Jai hi.......umm......
AS:"Jai hind" yeh shabd aap jese officer kehkar rukh jay..... yeh chizz shobha nehi deta.....
HM:Apko bahut acchi tarah se pata hein ki aab hum officer nehi rahe....by the way, anything wrong?
AS:Wrong? right.. kya ho raha hein haseena ji? Wrong toh apke Saath ho raha hein...dsp rahul ne apko aur apke pita ko fasa raha hein....aur sabut dhund ne ke jaga unke saath date pe jah rahe hein...
HM:Apko kese pata?
AS:Kyun ki ap aaj jitni sundr lag rahi hein itna toh tab bhi nehi lagi thi jab aap raat ko humare ghar aye thee
HM:😶😐
AS: Haseena ji, hum apse minti karte hein apko jisko pyaar nehi karte aap surf uske dhamki mein akaar usse shaadi maat kijiye.....
HM:Hum kisse nika kare kisse na kare completely mera decision hein...I don't think you should interrupt.
AS:(with worry)Interrupt karna hoga humme....kyun ki hum apse..........
HM:Aap humse?
AS: Hum....hum apse yeh kehna chah te hein ki surf hum par gussa karke aap kisi aur ko shaadi maat kijiye....
HM:Ek minute.... apko ab tak eyeh lag raha thaa ki hum apke upar gussa karke yeh sab kar rahe hein?
AS:Toh aur kis liye??
HM:Umm.....hum shaadi kar rahe hein kyun ki hum usse pyaar karte hein.....
AS:Jhoot!!
HM:Accha? Toh phir aap bataiye Sach kya hein?
AS:(hesitates)Sach.....yeh...hein....ki....
HM:Ki?
AS:(Coming closer and looking at her eyes)Sach yeh hein ki (tells at a stretch)hum apse pyaar karte hein aur humme yeh bhi pata hein ki aap bhi humse bahut pyaar karte...aur apne holi wale din kaha thaa ki aap kisi aur ko kabhi dil nehi denge....isliye hum yakin karte karte hein ki aap humare bina kisi aur se shaadi nehi sakte...
(scilence for a while)
[HM's eyes were about to fill up.She was still looking at his eyes]
HM:galat!!galat lagta hai apko! Hum..apse...pyaar..nehi karte aur yeh hi ekmatryo sach hai...
AS:lekin apke akhen toh kuch aur keh rahi hain
[Now HM looks at other side]
HM:Dekhiye,batoon mein humme fasane ki koushish maat kijiye...rahul humara intezaar kar rahe honge...humme jana parega!
[HM was about to go but AS holds her hand]
AS:apko humare kasam haseena ji! sach toh aaj bata na hi parega! kya aap sache mein rahul se pyaar karte hai?
[HM remains scilenece for a while looking at him]
AS:kya hua...ab kyun chup ho gayi?
HM:kyunki kasam uss par diya jaata hain jiske saath kisika rishta jude ho! aur apka aur humara ese koi rishta nehi hai
AS:Pata thaa humme aap esa hi kuch kahenge...
[AS goes to the door and brings the uniform of HM.He keeps her hand on it]
AS:Humare saath rishta bhale hi na ho lekin vardi aur apka rishta toh humesha hein na?
aap isko chu kar jhoot nehi keh sakte ....aab bataiye....
HM:Sir ap shayeed bhul rahe hein ki hum suspended hein...
AS:(At once) Suspend ho ya na ho aap vardi ka izzat karte hein yeh humme bahut acchi tarah se pata hein(with anger)...bataiye.... Kya aap sach mein rahul se pyaar karte
hein?
[HM tries to erase her hand but AS tightens it on the uniform]
AS:bataiyen,haseena ji!!!!
[HM feels tensed for a while and closes her eyes]
[On the other hand, the rest of the members of mpt are in the car. SS is driving. There was a speed breaker she did not notice. The whole car gets shaken]
PS:Santu, dekh kar chalao na....
SS:Pushpa ji, apko batana chahiye thaa na?
PS:Gari kaun chala raha hein?
SS:Mein!!
PS:Toh dekhna kisko chahiye tha...
SS:Apko....
CC:Ufff ye maa.....
KS:😡
CC: 😥😥maa.....hum durga ma ko yaad kar rahe thee...taaki aaj sahi salamat se sabut mil jaye!
[Suddenly,KS notices HM outside ]
KS:madam sir?
CC:haan haan! madam sir ki liye bhi dua kar rahe hai!!
KS:bhaah! Santu,gari roko!itne raat ko madam sir kya rahe hai?
[SS presses the break and everybody was about to fall]
SS:Sorry!!Sorry!!
[They get off the car.Suddenly,it starts rainning.]
HM:Arey! barish shuru ho gayi![she takes out her umbrella]
KS:Arey! yeh barish hone ka bakt hua kya?
SS:karishma madam, woh dekhiye...
[They see that some people are showering water by pipe]
KS:ab yeh ka naya musibot hai!
CC:karishma madam,ab waha dekhiye(pointing at HM)
HM:(thinking)arey! woh toh rahul hai na??samajh gaya! ab yaha se humme recreate ka natak karna padega! Haseena Mallik,get ready!(she goes to him)
HM:rahul,pagal ho kya?
KS:Amma,yeh sab ka topagiri challahai!
[she was going to go to them but suddenly AS comes and holds her hand]
KS:bhaiya,ap yaha?
AS:Haan! hum...pehle ap log yaha chupiye..
[He takes them under a tree]
KS:Anu bhaiya! madam sir waha rahul ke bacche ke saath bheeg date pe hai aur aap dekh rahe hai?
AS:Yeh sab ek natak hai, Karishma Singh!
KS:ka?
AS:Haan,hum thodi der pehle haseena ji ke ghar gaye thee..unhone hi bataya ki aap humme yaha mil sakte hai...lekin iss halat mein milenge yeh nehi socha tha😐
KS:😒😒
[Fortunately,KS brought a dupatta. She quickly covers herself by that]
KS:Apka haseena ji jo kar rahe hai na woh hi karne ja rahe thee hum...varna apko pata hai humme shokh nehi yeh sab pehne ki...aap bataiye..kya baat hui aapki aur madam sir ki?
AS:haan..
{AS's imagination:
[AS has kept HM's hand on the unform.
AS:batayien, haseena ji! kya aap rahul se pyaar karte hai?
HM:nehi!😣
AS:🥺😃
HM:Hum serf uske saath pyaar ka natak kar rahe hai!
AS:pata tha! humme pata tha haseena ji!
(he was about to hug her but did not.They feel embrassed)
AS:(coughs)aa...toh aap yeh sab kyun kar rahe hai? Humme batayien kya plan hai apka...hum pura madat karenge
HM: thik hai...aap humare saathe chaliye..lekin yeh bohot badi kahani hai sir...abhi nehi bata sakte...baas itna samajh li jiye ki aaj hi rahul ka ras kholega!apko ek kaam karna padega! jaha tak hum karishma singh ko jante hai woh thane ke sab ko le kar zarue humara picha karegi!aapko.sab ko le kar chup kar rehna hai! ok?
(end of imagination)}
PS:matlab yeh sab ek natak hai! sukar hai bhagvan ki!
RK:haseena..
HM:haan?
RK:mujhe bohot thand lag rahi hain!
HM:haan,toh rain coat kyun nehi laya?
RK:😑😑😑oho!!!
[He takes the umbrella from HM and throws it and the umbrella goes broken]
KS:lekin kahe?
AS:Karishma Singh, dushman ko pakarne ke liye sab se pehla niyam hai jo chal raha hai sahiyam se woh dekhnaaaaaa.....mera favourite chata!!!!!😩😩😩
SS:kya hua sir?
AS:woh chata humne haseena ji ko diye thee..
SS:koi baat nehi sir,dushman ko pakad ne ke liye sabse pehla rule hai sahiyam se kaam lena
AS:😒😒😒
HM:Rahul, Hum bheeg rahe hein!!!
RK: Mere paas ek jaga hein..... aoo....mein tumhe waha le chalti hoon.....
HM:Ek minute!!Humara joota toot gaya....
Rk:Ohooo!!koi baat nehi....khol do......mein bhi apna khol deti hoon....
[He takes out HM's shoe as well as his own and runs by holding her hand]
HM: rahul,dheere dheere!!!aaah!
[Suddenly a thron pricks in her foot]
RK:kya hua?
HM:kuch nehi
(Thinking)ab agar isse kahe ki humare per pe kata fute hai toh time waste hoga...
[They run again and reaches a just like a place where srk and kajol danced in that scene]
HM: arey waha! Bilkool same same jaga kyse dhoonda tumne?
RK:tum nehi samjhoge 😉
HM:(smiles)
[Then HM moves her hair in the air.RK keeps looking at her.]
HM:kya dekh rahe ho?
[RK sighns her to dance just like SRK did]
HM:music?
[RK moves her fingers like SRK and music starts]
SS:arey! Yeh kyse munkin ho gaya?
KS: kyse hua? Woh dekho😑(Pointing at a music box)
CC: esa idea humare deemag mein pehle kyun nehi aya?😞
[Rk gives his hand towards HM and she gives hers.Then,they starts dancing like SRK and kajol.They come closer]
AS: ab yeh bohot zada ho raha hai!!!!!😠[he was about to go but KS holds his hand]
KS : anu bhaiya,dushman ko pakad ne ke liye sabse pehla niyam hai sahiyam se kaam lena
😏
AS:lekin!😤😫
PS:arey! Woh sab toh thik hai,lekin yeh natak aur kab tak chalega...madam sir jis tarah rahul ke akhon mein akhen daal ke hai!!!!
KS:wohi toh! plan ka tha bhaiya?
AS:pata nehi! Lekin nischit hai ki ese akhen daal ne ka koi plan nehi tha!!!😟
[Everybody looks worried]