~~𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽~~
<𝔽𝕠𝕠𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕙 ℙ𝕆𝕍>
I AM DOOM! tomorrow is ponks birthday and I have nothing to prepare!
I wanted to give him the best gift ever but I kept procrastinating to do so. I had so many ideas but non seemed good enough, I know it's a big deal but it is for me since I was planning to finally confess to ponk.
Ever since I met him, I couldn't help but smile at his chaotic energy and the way he makes me laugh, sure he can be a brat at times but that doesn't change the fact that he is kind and treats all equally.
Some may call him out as a thief, a poor man, someone with a weird laugh, introverted. But the more you get to know him the more you see he is funny, nice, charming and well chaotic.
I won't lie when I said I was a bit jealous he wanted Sam but I couldn't change that, I should be happy were friends. But the moment I saw Sam talk to that girl with an odd tone I couldn't help but light up in flames.
He had one of the semi wholesome people on this server and yet here he is talking to someone else and act as if he doesn't have someone already. I couldn't stand it, so I told ponk he was cheating.
I didn't think he take it so hard, he went straight to the egg, I was hoping he go in my arms but he choose revenge.
Ever since then, I couldn't help but just feel sorry, and the time I heard about him losing an arm to Sam, it was a moment I had to rethink about this pacifist thing.
Enough talking about the past right now I need to find something amazing and outstanding! But what?
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LEMONS!
ponk loves lemons, and most of all lemon trees, I can make him a lemon orchard! He love that, and right in the middle will be a great pink lemon tree!
Perfect! All I need is.. A lot of wood.. And seed.. And water.. This is going to be so hard to do with a limited of time, but with help of a few friends I can do it!
I quickly called Niki and Hbomb asking for help, they happily accepted and were on there way over.
{𝙏𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙥}
Niki, Hbomb and for some reason purpled was at my summer home. "Purpled?" I look at him confused as he admires my summer home. "Hey, I just tagged along with Niki," He said as he looks around with sparkles in his eyes.
"Alright then, I need your help to gather few times for a project of mine that is for ponks birthday," I said in a serious tone, Niki gasp in excitement.
"Really! That's so nice, my and Hbomb decided to do something together and we got him a gag gift-" Hbomb cut her off "we got him a cat maid outfit! Now you can have two cat maids uwu" I slightly cringed at Hbomb uwu noise but soon my face flushed imaging ponk in a cat maid outfit.
I won't lie, it's a funny idea. "And I plan to just give him a golden ring," Purpled said as he pulled out this shiny golden ring with a shape like lemon. "I had philza tell me some of his buddies who can help with finding jewelry"
Niki, Hbomb and I looked at the ring with amazing eyes. It was beautiful! I feel unease now, what if my idea isn't good enough?!
"Man, that's better than what I was going to do.. " I said in disappointment. "What were you planning?" Purpled said as he tucked the ring away.
"Well-"
I explain my idea to them and I did stutter from embarrassment as I had to tell them I have a crush on ponk.
"Omg foolish that's so cute!! I will totally help!" Niki couldn't help but get all excited and Hbomb was in pure shock while purpled was...
Let's say he's a bit iffy about the idea.
"Alright, master I'm in!" I mentally groan when Hbomb called me to master but at least he was in. "I will help, but only if you promise not to hurt him as Sam did." I look around purpled who was armed cross and was giving that look of only a younger sibling gives to their older sibling bf/gf/whoever.
I was happy that they were in so now I can give them their jobs. "Alright, Hbomb go get wood, purpled go get water, Niki will come with me. Are we ready?" I asked as they gave me a nod of approval.
"Let's get to work then!" and just like that, we were off!
< 𝟛𝕣𝕕 ℙ𝕆𝕍>
Hbomb went nether to the warped forest and collect the wood there since it won't be flammable. "I am a genius!" Hbomb praises himself as he walked over a bridge and to the warped forest.
He chopped down a few, he didn't know how much he should get so he was planning to use half the forest up.
As he continued he heard someone behind him. He quickly turns around to see Sam carrying a box filled with potato sacks.
"Hey hbomb, what are you doing to the forest?" Hbomb didn't know what to say be he didn't want to be rude to someone who can one shot him. "Oh, I am collecting wood for foolish project" Sam put down the box and leaned against a tree by him.
"He's building another mansion or something?" Sam said as a joke, hbomb awkwardly laugh. "Hahah, no just something for someone as a gift" Hbomb didn't if he should tell Sam the full truth or not.
"Who?" Hbomb wanted to scream, how will Sam take it? Does he even know ow it's ponks birthday soon?!
"Uuuuh someone's birthday" Hbomb continue to chop the tree he hoping Sam would drop the conversation. "Someone's birthday? Today?" Hbomb stopped and look down at the axe he was holding, debating whether to throw it at Sam's head to shut him up.
He wanted someone to come in and interrupt their conversation. "No.. Tomorrow.. " He continues one with his work but then he heard someone else chopping, and turn to see Sam chopping down some wood.
"Let me help" Sam has his mask on but Hbomb assumes he was smiling. "Thx"
It was silent for a moment until Sam spoke again. "Wait... It's for ponk isn't it?" Hbomb stopped, he panicked. 'What do I do?! Tell him?! Or say no...'
Sam put away his axe and walked over to Hbomb and dropped the 1 stack of warped stems.
"Uuuh, actually it's- oh thx" Hbomb took the stack and now has 5 stacks. Now all he needs is the crimson logs for the beautiful pink lemon tree in the middle. Though it reminds Hbomb of the egg, but it's not which is good I guess.
"So is it ponk? Cause I plan to give him something" Hbomb mouth dropped. 'Did Sam really just said that, even after he chopped ponks arm!?' Silent fell upon them.
Sam was a bit confused as to why Hbomb just staring at him like he's a ghost. "Uuuh, hehe what's wrong?" Sam didn't know what to say really. "You do realize, you cut ponks arm and now you're going to give him a gift?!"
Out of confusion and frustration, Hbomb hits his axe to a tree near by and it sticks to it. Sam's shoulders shifted up before relaxing again. Hbomb could see guilt in his eyes. "I know, that's why I am made him a sorry gift" Sam then place down an ender chest and pulled out a large long black box, with a red rose on top.
Attach to it was a tag, and a note sticking beneath the rose. Sam places it down with a grunt and beckons Hbomb to come over.
"Woah, what's in it?" Hbomb knelt down and carefully opening the box to see something shocking!
"WOAH! that's amazing!" The thing in the box was black and white, very modern like. "Yeah, I am planning to give this to ponk as a sorry present." Sam has good intentions, but what will ponk think?
"Wow Sam, you might won up foolish heh" Hbomb closed the box carefully and took a few steps back and collect to wood on the ground.
"Really? What was he planning to get?" Sam out the box back in his ender chest. "He was going to uuuh.. Build him something and confess." Hbomb thought he has enough wood and now needed to get the red ones.
"Confess? Like, say sorry about accidentally doing something type of confession?" Hbomb looked at Sam he can't tell if Sam was mad, afraid or shock. He could be all three.
"Uuuuh nooo, like 'I like you, you like me?' Type of confession." Hbomb picked up his axe that was in the tree and walked in a random direction hoping to find the crimson forest.
"So.. Foolish likes ponk and is planning to confess. On his birthday" Hbomb hummed hearing Sam with a sorrow voice. "Does... Does ponk like foolish?" Hbomb stopped for a moment not sure what to say.
"Well, he had an image of you on his wall, but also foolish... And he does ramble on about you.. But he has said he likes foolish and loves him but I am sure he meant it in a platonic way."
Sam took a moment to register everything Hbomb just said. "So you're saying he doesn't have a chance huh?" Sam sounded cocky while saying that.
"Um... No? Listen Sam, if you still somehow you and ponk can be a thing well, let me just say I don't approve and I'm not sure but I think he's planning for revenge.. Just.. Say sorry Sam.
He doesn't need any more drama with you and now that he has a chance with foolish, someone who hasn't hurt him. He can be happy, so let him go."
Hbomb walked away from Sam, he didn't want to say any longer. Sam on the other hand is speechless, he doesn't want to let ponk go but what Hbomb said was sadly true.
'If I can make it up to ponk, we can still have a chance. The gift should be enough for him to stay right?' Sam hoped his gift would be enough for an apology and a way to get ponk back.
///𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕙 ℙ𝕦𝕣𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕕///
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purpled was collecting a lot of buckets from everyone asking to borrow some and even asking for iron. His job was one of the hardest, collecting water is annoying but he promised foolish he will do it.
"Ponk better say yes or I will drown him." Purpled said in annoyance as he college waster from the ocean near skeppy and badboyhalo mansion. "Hey purpled what are you doing?" Purpled turn to see captain puffy waving at him.
"Collecting water for this lemon orchard foolish is making for ponk" Purpled didn't think it was a big deal to tell puff. "Really? Why? Does he own him a favor?" Purpled continue to collect the water, until all buckets were full.
He turns to answer puffy with a smirk. "No, he plans to confess to ponk on his birthday~ his idea is to make a lemon orchard and one big beautiful pink lemon tree and there he will confess to ponk. Cheesy huh?"
Puffy was shocked, s/he didn't think foolish would ever fall in love, especially one who is a cocky thief who's a part of the eggpaire
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I can't believe my baby is in love, I never thought I see the day to be honest" Puffy and purpled laughed.
To them, foolish just seemed like an addict builder, who prefers anything over romantic shiz.
"Well, want to help? Hbomb told me he's done with collecting wood. We just need help with shoveling." Puffy gladly accepted the offer and they all met at the place foolish plan the orchard to be.
"Let's get to work! uwu" Hbomb said with a bunch of splinters on his pants from the wood. His tail looks ashy too, most likely because of the ashes in the nether.
///𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝔽𝕠𝕠𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕙 𝕒𝕟𝕕 ℕ𝕚𝕜𝕚///
Niki was helping foolish make bake goods till she received a message from Hbomb. "Hey, foolish! Hbomb said everything is prepared all you have to do is fix everything up!" Foolish put the tray of pumpkin pie in the cooler and took off his shark mittens.
"Great! I'll go and tell them to help you out here okay?" Niki gave foolish a thumbs up as he dashes out to find the others. As he was running he stopped over and saw hannaxrose decorating ponks place.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Foolish asked going up to Hanna who was planting a rose. "I am decorating ponks place for his birthday! I already placed his gift down in that chest!"
Hanna pointed to a small chest over at the small pond behind the lemon tree. "Oh, that's sweet" Foolish complement.
"I hope he likes it, also me, eret and Sam plan to have a small party in kinoko kingdom! We already ask Karl for approval and he said yes as long as we invite him for karaoke.
Will you like to come? I know ponk would appreciate one of his best friends showing up!" Foolish smiled at Hanna till he realizes she said Sam.
"Wait.. Even sam?" Foolish was confused, he thought Sam hated ponk because he chopped off his arm. Then again ponk never explain the full story.
"Well duh! Sam and ponk are dating are they not? It is off if your own partner never showed up to your birthday." Hanna laughed a bit, then it his foolish. Hanna doesn't know about the accident.
"Riiiiight.. Well, I got to go now, I have my own present for ponk to prepare" And with that foolish ran off and headed to meet purpled and Hbomb.
Oh, what a lovely surprise when he saw his father there. The embarrassing part was when puffy talked about protection when they have sex.
He kept saying that ponk could say no, and all papa puffy said s/he would chop off ponks other arm if he did.
It was near 1 am and foolish was still finishing up some things. He wanted everything to go perfectly.
~𝓔𝓷𝓭~
What are puffy canon pronouns! I was guessing the whole time ╥﹏╥