Author's Pov. Time: 3:35 P.M.
After eating and chatting for a bit...
"Hidan! Do you think you can train me today?" You asked, finally remembering about the training. "Oh, Jashin! I have almost forgotten it!" Hidan yelled, "Let's go (Y/n)!" As he yelled his final sentence, he dragged you out of the house to the training grounds.
Once you and Hidan arrived at the training grounds, he asked you for a knife. You just pointed him to the storage room in the corner, that storage room was the room that have all the weapons in the world that you could think of.
Hidan, once opening the storage room, saw the scythe that you said you were going to gift to him. Hidan being himself, just took it without asking, and was certainly excited to use it. "Ok (Y/n)! I'm going to teach you the curse that Jashin had blessed me with!" Finally, the time has come! You were very excited about this, you always wanted to learn from the beginning when they came here.
It might be that you and Hidan have some sort of similarity, or it might just be something else, but you were excited non the less. "But I have to warn you (Y/n), do not use the curse of Jashin unless needed," Hidan warned you, "This curse will hurt both you and the person you're trying to hurt,"
Hidan looked very serious, and I know he means it. "Ok, I think I'm ready," You knew this is gonna harm both you and the person you were attacking, but both of you are immortal, so this doesn't affect you too much anyways.
A/n: Ability Fast Heal and Immortality do not work on your enemy in this case, it only works on you. Just FYI.
Time skip to after he teaches you how to use the "curse of Jashin"...
Author's Pov. Time: 3:55 P.M.
"Ok, now try it on me," Hidan said. "But won't that hurt you?" You asked, there were small cuts all over you from the demonstration that Hidan was doing. "I am immortal by the blessing of Jashin!" Hidan yelled. You know this from the start, but it doesn't matter because if you have to act, you got to act the whole thing!
"You sure? I don't want to hurt you..." You said, looking and only looking unsure. "Come on! Don't be a- I mean- don't be scared!" Hidan half-yelled, "Ok, if you say so..." You then did the ritual he taught you and walked over to cut his finger for his blood. "Ok, here I go," You said as you lick his blood.
"Where- Where do I cut-?" You asked, "unsure" of what to do. "Anywhere you'd like!" Hidan yelled. Suddenly, you had an evil idea in your mind, one that wouldn't spoil the fact that you have abilities, but it would scare the crap out of Hidan, and possibly the rest of the Akatuski too.
After having the whole plan in your mind, you started moving. You rush forwards to grab Hidan's scythe, but Hidan's reaction was a little bit faster. He grabbed the scythe and moved it away, "(Y/n)! What are you-" before you could finish his sentence you used the body flicker jutsu to teleport in back of him.
And gave him a light round kick, then tripping him, and you yanked the scythe out of his hands. "(Y/n)! Sto-" before Hidan could finish yelling at you to stop. Your body flickered back into the ritual circle and stabbed yourself in the stomach with the scythe. And as you expected, the harm also reflected on Hidan, "(Y/N)!!" He rushes forwards to catch you, and once he did, he had a closer look at you, he did not care about his stomach at all, "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!" He yelled.
"Hey- At least it worked..." You said a bit weakly. You are immortal, but you still can feel the pain that was inflicted on you! Although you don't really "feel" the pain, you still gotta act it out. "Get me back to the house, I wanna scare the rest of you guys," you said slightly chuckling. "This is not the time for this (Y/n)!" Hidan yelled at you.
Despite him yelling at us, he still did as you said, he 'body flicked' to get the two of you back home. Everyone was surprised to see you in the state you are in.
"(Y/n)!" (Everyone)
"Are you ok?!"
"What's going on?"
"Who hurt you? I'm going to kill them!"
It was just pure chaos for a good minute, everyone was speaking and doing different stuff simultaneously, even Laven! Which, is a bit surprising to you at least. The first to make a useful move was actually Tobi. "(Y/n)-Chan! Tobi got you this!" Tobi said childishly, but what he handed in was actually a medical box hidden in the kitchen. "Thanks, Tobes," you said "weakly", smiling softly.
You figured he found out everything he could about the house a long time ago. If he didn't, then I'd be surprised. Then Konan finally snapped back and started to use a Medical Ninjutsu on you, (I just guess she knows how to use it - I really don't know, please don't kill me for this!).
After around 10-15 minutes of healing...
Author's Pov. Time: 4:20 P.M.
"Thanks, Sis-Nan, I feel much better now." You said cheerily, although it sounded a little monotonous. "What the hell did you do to (Y/n)!" Deidara asked exuberantly. "I just taught (Y/n) the curse of Jashin... I didn't know they would do something so drastic for their first performance, without even knowing if it worked or not?!" Hidan yelled, feeling an itty bitty of guilt.
"YOU WHAT?!" Kakuzu shouted, "That Jutsu (if you can even call it that) is not safe for (Y/n) to use! Why would you-!" "That was kinda my fault... I wanted to learn the curse, so I asked Hidan to teach me..." You say, lying. Hidan wanted to say something but he decided against it. "(Y/n)!" Itachi was disappointed with you, and so were the others, really.
"But after that, I have no good trick to teach (Y/n)(Since the people before him taught almost everything he knows to you already), so, who's teaching them next?" Hidan asked unexpectedly. And that took everyone's attention away from scolding you, you looked at Hidan thankfully, he just looked away, with a bit of red on his face and a bit of guilt in his eyes.
In honesty, this prank deepened the relationships between you and the whole Akatsuki. Making them care for you more, and showing some of them how "delicate and easy to break" you are. I sware the whole Akatsuki is going to be protecting you every second they get.
But on the other hand, the bickering of people who haven't trained you went on for another 10 minutes until Pain finally said he will train us. And because no one can defy the leader, the bickering finally stopped. 'Thank god this stopped' you thought, 'That took forever! I was wondering when they would stop...'
You definitely felt better after resting. And the time was still early (Around 4:40 P.M.) so you asked, "Pain-sama? Can we start the training now-? I feel a lot better now." Although you sounded a bit monotonous and weak, the hopes in your eyes were telling them something different.
"Let's get going, shall we?" Pain replied you were very happy that Pain said yes. You know that anyone else would have said no, and you would have to beg for a bit longer to get them to say yes, but Pain was different! You two walked over to the training grounds, and surprisingly. The two of you did some small talk while you were walking there.
'I always thought Pain would be a hard person to talk to, I wonder what he would teach me...? He also has a lot of cool tricks too.' You were very excited about the training! You have more than a bit of fun today!
After arriving at the training grounds...
To your surprise, Itachi was at the training grounds already. You ran over and asked, "Tachi! What are you doing here?" "Leader-sama(I don't know what he calls Pain!), I know you have a lot of mass destruction jutsu, so I'll be here to send the two of you into a genjutsu where then would no cost of the damage would happen to the building," Itachi said, ignoring you, but giving you the answer you wanted at the same time.
To Be Continued...
A/n: Hoped you liked it! I was listening to "Golden Hour" while writing this, and I must say, I like to believe the readers that lasted so far are my "shine" and this, is your golden hour. Thank you, again and again, I'm never going to grow out of saying thank you to my readers. (By the way, I have school now, so that means I'm going to take longer to update, sorry, and to pay back for the future, I'm updating 2 chapters today, the second one will be coming shortly -an hour or so-)