Peter is online
Group chat 'Ostriches and Avocados' with 8 participants
Peter:
Uh
Hi guys
Shuri is online
Shuri:
PETER
WHERE WERE YOU?!
Harley is online
Harley:
Are you okay?
Peter:
I think so?
Possibly
Shuri:
That's worrying
What happened?
Peter:
To be honest it's a really long story
Harley:
I'm not doing anything
Peter:
Maybe later?
I need to go
Peter is offline
Harley:
Ok...
Shuri:
Seriously what's wrong?
Harley is offline
Shuri is offline
He would explain to them. He'd disappeared for ages, they deserved some version of the truth. The problem was coming up with a plausible lie that he didn't feel bad about telling and also didn't give much away, which he imagined would be harder than he'd originally thought.
Peter is online
Group chat 'The Avengers' with 3 participants
Peter:
Hi
Is anyone around?
I don't want to bother you guys though
Clint is online
Clint:
No it's fine
What's up?
Peter:
Do you know if the others are going to start chasing me down again?
(A/N: I was just rereading the last couple of parts and realised I hadn't done anything about this, so...)
Clint:
I'm not sure
Peter:
It just kind of wastes time when I'm patrolling
I mean I guess I could tell Mr Stark who I am
He's in charge of the Avengers right?
Natasha is online
Clint:
Well technically Steve is
Apparently he just pays for everything and designs everything and makes everyone look cooler
Which isn't true
Half the stuff isn't his idea anyway
At one point he mentioned a kid from Tennessee?
Not sure what that's about...
Natasha:
Clint you're getting off track
But yeah he can't really tell us what to do
Luckily
Peter:
Oh I think I know who he's talking about
I could tell Mr Rogers then?
Clint:
Even then
He has to answer to Nick Fury
Legally
Stupid Sokovia Accords
Natasha:
And before you suggest it
I would not recommend telling him
I thought you didn't want many people knowing
What happened?
Peter:
...
I kind of...
Clint:
Oh dear
This can't be good
Peter:
I may have...
Some people...
Natasha:
We won't be mad
Peter:
I let my guard down and got kidnapped
Natasha:
I take that back
Peter:
Sorry...
Clint:
Seriously
Don't worry
We all mistakes
I mean at one point I was sent to kill Nat
Could have done it too
Natasha:
CLINT
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BUDAPEST
And that's such a lie
Clint:
Why does getting kidnapped make you want to tell more people?
Surely it would actually put you in more danger?
Like if some other people found out
Peter:
I guess so
It's more in case something happened to me
Clint:
But how likely is that?
Peter:
Uh
I mean my friend's dad once dropped a building on me?
Natasha:
HE DID WHAT?!
WHERE IS HE I NEED TO KNOW
Peter:
Don't worry he's in prison
He was trying to steal things from Mr Stark but I managed to stop him
Clint:
Before he dropped a building on you?
Peter:
No after
Then the police picked him up I think
But yeah
Didn't Mr Stark give you like a time frame or something to find me?
Clint:
He's spent the past week either working sleeping or worrying about you so he's forgotten that for now
Peter:
Sorry about that
I guess when I start patrolling again then he'll remember
Natasha:
Which shouldn't be for at least a week
You need to recover
Peter:
I never said I got injured
Natasha:
I assumed you did though
Am I correct?
Peter:
Yeah...
Fine
Sure
Peter is offline
Natasha is offline
Clint is offline
Tony is online
Group chat 'Official Avengers Business' with 10+ participants
Tony:
Guys
I completely forgot about Spiderman
Triple Imposter is online
Triple Imposter:
What about him?
Capsicle is online
Tony:
Well I gave you a deadline
And we're about a week over that
Honestly I didn't really think about that
But he's patrolling again
So we should probably try to track him down or something
Triple Imposter is offline
Tony:
What was that for?
Capsicle:
I'll see if anyone is up for it
Capsicle is offline
Tony:
Well at least someone was slightly helpful
Tony is offline
Natasha is online
Group chat 'The Avengers' with 3 participants
Natasha:
PETER YOU SAID YOU WOULD TAKE TIME OFF
Natasha is offline
Someone please find some loophole in the law which means I don't have to go to school. I've just had 2 weeks off for Easter which means that I have had a fortnight to dread tomorrow so I guess that will be fun. Also the last episode of Falcon and the Winter Soldier will be on Friday and I honestly have no idea how they are going to tie up everything. Last time that happened I ended up broken hearted after the Wandavision finale. I'm still not over that
I know being a functioning member of society is overrated but if you would like to try it (or even if you don't) I would suggest that you eat sleep and drink enough
Beth :)