Staff Chat

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Wrong Number
Miss Midnight
Target Practice
The Muska- bitchez
Names and Visitation
Meet n greet
Entrance Exam?
Entrance Exam!
You havent told him??
Staff Meeting
Ahahahhahaah TRAINING?
School???
Battle Training
Assmight
break- ins and the like
Chat1GAy
Misty Fuck
Not Dead Yet
Interviews and Whatnot
Interviews and Whatnot pt.2
He's aLIIIVEEE
He's bACKKKK
The Nuances of Public Appeal
Suck it, Aldera
Wowowow Sportz Festival?
Wowowow Sportz Festival pt.2??
Wowowow Sportz Festival pt.3???
Fic Reccomendations
Wowowow Sportz Festival pt. 4????
The Aftermath
Internships?
The Issue with Internships
Gods Save Our Souls (but mostly mine)
Get it I Guess
Got Him I Guess
Got Him I Guess pt. 2
Loose Ends
Endeavwhore
Back to School
I Smell Finals and Trauma
Bakubitch
idk man
Castration and Descision Making
Exams Pt. 1
Exams Pt. 2
Sup babes
A chapter
Another won
No promises were made

I'm sorry, who?

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Staff Chat

RockSolid- Cementoss
MamaMidnight- Midnight
BigSpeaker- PresentMic
Dadzawa- Eraserhead
Rat God- Nedzu
NomNom- Lunch Rush
King- Vlad King
DoneTM- Powerloader
Nohands- Ectoplasm
IDontMiss- Snipe
REST!- Recovery Girl
Resident Therapist- Hound Dog
GenderlessVoid- Thirteen
ProblemChild- Izuku
AllMight- All Might

MamaMidnight: so, shou, you excited to have that little munchkin you've had your eye on in your class finally?

Dadzawa is online

Dadzawa: I literally don't think there was a creepier way to have phrased that

DoneTM is online

DoneTM: wait there's another one??

MamaMidnight: Shinsou Hitoshi, the one with the brainwashing quirk

DoneTM: oh that kid- he ended up in third, right?

IDontMiss: ye

MamaMidnight: shou wants to ~adopt~ him

DoneTM: no

Dadzawa: still creepy

BigSpeaker is online

BigSpeaker: wait Zawa r we getting another kid?

MamaMidnight: yes

Dadzawa: no

BigSpeaker: Zawa I can't handle another kid we already have one and a niece
BigSpeaker: I wasn't ready for fatherhood and you're just dumping a new one on me??

Dadzawa: hizashi, please stop

BigSpeaker: Zawa I'm freakin out, man

MamaMidnight: I call godmother

Dadzawa: you're already Izuku's godmother?

DoneTM: I'm sorry what

IDontMiss: oh lmao I forgot ab that

GenderlessVoid is online

GenderlessVoid: I call second godparent
GenderlessVoid: and that having been said, are we making a shinsou protection squad?
GenderlessVoid: is that something that's happening
GenderlessVoid: cuz I'm game

MamaMidnight: ooo let's do it

DoneTM: I'm sorry what

GenderlessVoid: it's not your language, it's just for us

IDontMiss: that meme is literally centuries old

GenderlessVoid: it's called "timeless" for a reason

Chat 1GAy
AcidQween- Mina Ashido
PikaPika- Denki
Tape- Sero
ManlyMan- Kirishima
Splody'Boi- Katsuki Bakugo
Froppy- Tsuyu
Sweetheart- Uraraka
CantSeeMe- Tooru
BadassPrinter- Yaomomo
Musicq- Jiro
Armsss- Mezo Shoji
GimmeSugar- Sato
TailKarate- Ojiro
Sparklesz- Yuga Ayoma
AnimalWhisperer- Koji Koda
IcyHot- Shoto Todoroki
Mido- Izuku
MrRobot- Tenya Iida
LordofDarkness- Fumikage Tokoyami

Mido has added Shinsou to chat 1GAy
Mido has changed Shinsou's name to BrainBoi

Mido: hi hitoshi
kun!!!!!

Sweetheart is online

Sweetheart: is this the boy from GenEd at the sports festival??

Mido: yep!!
Mido: he got third place :)

LordofDarkness is online

LordofDarkness: I applaud your efforts

Sparklesz is online

Sparklesz: I found your efforts to be tantalizing, mon ami!
Sparklesz: it takes tres strength to beat moi

MrRobot is online

MrRobot: welcome to our class, Shinsou

Sweetheart: Tenya!! You're here
Sweetheart: is your brother okay??

CantSeeMe: brother?

LordofDarkness: how long have you been lurking on the chat?

MrRobot: he is stable, but it's looking like permanent paralysis from the waist down
MrRobot: our parents are looking into international quirk healers

CantSeeMe: oh no!
CantSeeMe: tell him I hope he feels better soon!

MrRobot: I will.
MrRobot: now if you please excuse me, I should get back to him
MrRobot: thank you all for your concern.

MrRobot is offline

Sweetheart: take care of yourself too, Tenya!
Sweetheart: I'm sure your brother wants you to

CantSeeMe: he's offline, Ochako

Sweetheart: I know but he can still see the little pop- ups at the top of his screen

Mido: guys I'm super worried ab Iida and his brother too but we're here to celebrate hitoshi

BrainBoi is online

BrainBoi: why is my phone blowing up with texts?

Mido: hitoshi! You're here!!

BrainBoi: is that u, Izuku?

Mido: ye

CantSeeMe: Izuku?
CantSeeMe: do u kno eachother?

Mido: me and Mei helped Hitoshi kun design his voice modulator for the sports festival!
Mido: we're friends :)

BrainBoi: I was sleeping

Sweetheart: hi shinsou- kun!
Sweetheart: I'm Uraraka!

BrainBoi: look, not to be rude or anything
BrainBoi: but I'm freaking exhausted
BrainBoi: and I got like one,, hour? Of sleep last night
BrainBoi: so.. yeah

BrainBoi is offline

Mido: bye Hitoshi!

AcidQween is online

AcidQween: I
AcidQween: smell
AcidQween: GAY

Staff Chat

RockSolid- Cementoss
MamaMidnight- Midnight
BigSpeaker- PresentMic
Dadzawa- Eraserhead
Rat God- Nedzu
NomNom- Lunch Rush
King- Vlad King
DoneTM- Powerloader
Nohands- Ectoplasm
IDontMiss- Snipe
REST!- Recovery Girl
Resident Therapist- Hound Dog
GenderlessVoid- Thirteen
ProblemChild- Izuku
AllMight- All Might

ProblemChild: guys I'm like super excited to have Hitoshi kun in my class!

DoneTM: why

Nohands: I'm gonna miss having that kid in my class
Nohands: he was like a mini zawa

DoneTM: exactly
DoneTM: so why?

ProblemChild: he's just really fun to talk to! And i like making new friends :)

MamaMidnight is online

MamaMidnight: I
MamaMidnight: smell
MamaMidnight: a CRUSH

ProblemChild: ?

MamaMidnight: G A Y

Dadzawa is online

Dadzawa: Nemuri, stop sexualizing my children

IDontMiss: my
Nohands: MY
DoneTM: my lmfao

ProblemChild: what r u guys talking ab?

MamaMidnight: Izukkun, do u like Shinsou kun?

ProblemChild: yeah!! He's great

MamaMidnight: CALLED IT

DoneTM: wait
DoneTM: Izuku she means like romantically

ProblemChild: what?
ProblemChild: omg no!!
ProblemChild: lol we're just friends
ProblemChild: I'm not sure if I even like guys that way

MamaMidnight: baby, it's okay if you're gay

Dadzawa: nemuri, he gave an answer
Dadzawa: don't be weird

ProblemChild: I know!
ProblemChild: sexuality is just a problem ive never confronted before and I'm not sure I'm ready yet
ProblemChild: right not I think I wanna just focus on school

MamaMidnight: ...
MamaMidnight: so you don't like shinsou kun?

ProblemChild: not like that I don't think
ProblemChild: but he's a super great friend!!

Nohands: honestly I'm not surprised

ProblemChild: ?

Nohands: allow me to reiterate-
Nohands: mini zawa

DoneTM: okay but back to the whole my children thing
DoneTM: isn't shinsou in foster care or something?

Nohands: yeah

BigSpeaker is online

BigSpeaker: SHOU WHY ARE THERE ADOPTION PAPERS ON YOUR DESK??

Dadzawa: no there isn't

Dadzawa is offline

MamaMidnight: GODMOTHER

Midnight has created a new chat
Midnight has added Shinsou to the chat

Midnight: so
Midnight: you like Izuku

Shinsou is online

Shinsou: I'm sorry, who is this?

Midnight: ANswer the QUESTION

Shinsou: um, he's a good friend?

Midnight: no I mean ~like~

Shinsou: I don't know what you're talking about

Midnight: oh shut up we're all gay here
Midnight: I just want to make sure you don't hurt my son

Shinsou: you're midoriya's mom?? But you were so nice when I met you at your apartment?

Midnight: I am ~technically~ his mother
Midnight: now answer the question

Shinsou: I assume you won't take no for an option?

Midnight: you are correct

Shinsou: okay then
Shinsou: no <3

A/N: quick shameless plug- go check out my one shot, On the Other End of the Line. I've decided to make it a series and just published the second chapter.

New note- updates are switching to every other day but I'll continue to update the fic recs chapter as I read more stuff so you can always check that.

New Note- when ur in a depressive episode lol #oopssorryguys

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