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charliepierce: fallon thompson is the only person that matters everyone else shut the fuck up
tagged: fallonthompson, peytonlist
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94 comments
peytonlist: a hot take for a hot ass woman
peytonlist: fallon understands the assignment always
username: imagine just looking like her
fallonthompson: STOP COMPLIMENTING ME IDK HOW TO TAKE IT
charliepierce: fallonthompson TOUGH TITTIES BITCH YOURE HOT
giannidecenzo: why wasn't i invited
fallonthompson: giannidecenzo next question
jacobbertrand: fallonthompson your elbow is extremely hyperextended did you know
fallonthompson: jacobbertrand thank you so much for pointing that out jacob i really appreciate it
jacobbertrand: fallonthompson aw shucks it's no biggie
charliepierce: fallonthompson he's just lonely ignore him
jacobbertrand: like you ignored the 5 tiktoks i sent you🙄
charliepierce: jacobbertrand I WATCHED THEM I PROMISE
jacobbertrand: charliepierce i'm just trusting you because i like you bug
charliepierce: jacobbertrand the feeling is mutual <3
xolomariduena: oh my fucking god
peytonlist: xolomariduena you're late
xolomariduena: fallon thompson you are absolutely beautiful
charliepierce: xolomariduena oh,,,,, my god??? that was so genuine?????? i'm screaming??????
jacobbertrand: xolomariduena YOU FUCKIN ROMANTIC YOU
peytonlist: fallonthompson xolomariduena fallon and xolo sitting in a tree f-u-c-k-i-n-g
xolomariduena: peytonlist SHUTUPRIGHTNOW
fallonthompson: xolomariduena xolo mariduena you are something else :)
charliepierce: jacobbertrand were you betting on this
jacobbertrand: literally just as hard as you were
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MESSAGE — jacob & charlie
bug <3
VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION
TO ASK
duck💟
if this is about your
pink floyd t-shirt no
i didn't do it
bug <3
what did you do
duck💟
nothing
bug<3
WHAT DID YOU DO
duck💟
NOTHING DAMN BAE
duck💟
okay i might have worn it
to climb and ripped it like
maybe a super tiny bit
bug<3
duck<3
bug<3
JACOB SCOTT
THOMAS BERTRAND
duck💟
you know when you say
my full name it turns me on
bug<3
NOT THE TIME
duck💟
ALWAYS THE TIME
bug<3
anyways🙄
bug<3
my very important question
is are you free this fine evening
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for you......
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never
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JUST KIDDING i am always
free for you
bug<3
someday i'm going to have a
heart attack and it will be your fault
duck💟
i make your heart stop😍
bug<3
i was thinking we could order
indian and watch inception and
then make some pancakes
duck💟
that sounds really perfect
duck💟
i fucking love you goddamn
(not sent)
duck💟
can we make waffles too?
bug<3
oh right i forgot you're a
waffle man🙄
bug <3
yes of course we can
duck💟
HELL YEAH
duck💟
your place or mine? xolo's
hanging out w some old
friends so he won't be able
to chuck popcorn at us
this time
bug<3
yeah i think that's gonna
be out better option
duck💟
i'm sensing that things
are still tense with leo
bug<3
it's like captain america: civil
war in here right now
duck💟
have you guys talked it
through?
bug<3
i think the situation is a little too
complex to talk through easily
duck💟
well, how about we talk
about it so that you feel
ready?
duck💟
it might make you feel better
bug<3
might take you up on that offer
bug<3
i hate to be sappy but jacob
you are fucking amazing you know
that right
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compared to you, i'm
straight up average but
that is the best compliment
ever charlie
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i like you a lot
bug<3
i like you more
bug<3
actually i think i kind of am falling
in love with you but wtf does that mean???
(not sent)
bug<3
mmm i wanna brush my
teeth next to u
(not sent)
bug<3
yes it's a competition
duck💟
wouldn't expect anything
less :)
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dialing (jimmy fallon)
"hey, whatcha up to right now?"
"well... i am definitely not on a date
with xolo if that's what you're asking!"
"i wasn't, but this is the best
news of the twenty-first century
that we WILL be discussing later.
also, you couldn't lie to save your life"
"it's a blessing and a curse. why,
what's up bae?"
"i think i'm going to have to
fill jacob in."
"okay, okay, how are you
feeling? is there anything
i can say or do to help?"
"you can go have fun with your
man is what you can do! i'll be all good,
i just thought i should let you know, i guess."
"i love you oh so much, charlie.
you're a badass and you know
it."
"i love you more. have an amazing date!"
"i'll try. bye love, good luck!!"
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i'm just here to create angst and that's it😌
but soft!jarlie to come next so everybody put on your party pants we're going for an extremely cute ride!!
also,,, yes xolo and fallon are on a date. they chose to do that themselves i had nothing to do with it WHOOPS
n e waze.... I LOVE U GUYS!! thank you from the bottom of my heart for 25k reads <333
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