>>>Enjoy!!!! (excuse any bad grammar, I was in a rush)<<<
E: Salutations readers, welcome to another chapter in this book I call life, where impulse doesn't exist and the doorway to hell is figurately and quite literally in the basement. A place where I can write absolute absurdity and no individual will mind, a place where I can fragment dreams, formulate nightmares, expose hate, and slaughter love.
*Fourth wall breaks*
E: I'm going to stop now 😅
>>>Quick Timeskip<<<
E: *pulls out t or d list* First dare is for... wait, me?
Lou: *looks at list* Yeah, it says you have to tape up your mouth, get locked in a cage, and have your author powers taken away from you for the rest of this chapter and the next one as well
E: WHAT!!!??? *reads dare* THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!
Everyone (not including hosts): *glares at E*
E: *sweatdrop*
Lou: *snaps finger and a cage appears*
E: *walks into the cage* *snaps finger and a piece of magical tape appears on her mouth*
Lia: *takes away E's author powers*
Lou: Moving on! *looks at dare list* The next dare is to bring in the characters that E simps for *smirk*
E: *blushes and holds up a sign that says, "I HATE YOU ALL"*
Bonnie: *blackmailing smile*
Lou: *snaps finger*
Shortened Simp list:
- Hau
- Falkner
- Steven Stone
- Lance
- Raihan
(A/N shortened for................... reasons)
Listed people: *appear*
E: *blushes loudly* (A/N 😂)
Lance: *looks over at E* What happened to her?
Lia: It was a dare *smirks*
E: *still blushing lightly* *holds up a sign that says, "Try any funny business and you're as good as dead"*
Lou: *faces readers* We're going to end it here, but more is coming! Bye!!!
>>>Sooooooooooooooooooooo... I have a LONG list of characters I simp for so I just shortened it. (Also I'm running low on dares/truths, so please comment some!) I love you all SO much, bye!!!!<<<
- E out