xiao x reader

lantern rite lovers

You are at the lajtern right.. Thinking abowt ur lost sihbleeng. You encounter sdeptus xylophone
"Omg xiow its been so long!!" You say in ecsitment
"Ok" saids xow
"Do you want to get a snak?" u ask
"No fuck u" he replies
"i love you too. we can go to wanmin?"
"kys" he replies
"wanmin restsurant it is"
"Do not touch me assface" says xiao, aggeessively. But you know he doesnt mean it.
"What do you want to order?"
"I hope you fall off of a bridge and burn in the fiery pits of hell where you belong." Says xiao
"Almond tofu it is :)"
You order Almond tofu and enjoy it with sweet kind nice xiao
"Did you like it, xiao?"
"No u remind me of a derranged fork thst i snapped in half in fourth grade" says xiao
"im goad you liked it. Ill see you tomorrow bb"
"no you will not ill be dead by then" responds xiao, stomping away
*what a sweetie* you think to yourself walking away