Ways To Annoy Akashi Seijuro

By Mia-Amano

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I shall live. highest rating: 151 in humor. cover made by my wattpad bro bakimebaka! More

I have no idea about how I come up with these
result of obsessing over knb xD~ it doesn't even make sense anymore
sorry for all the crappy titles ;w;
bet you thought you have seen the last of me ~(ಠ‿ಠ)~
eyy you know the drill by now (~˘▾˘)~
uh hey guys (╮°-°)╮┳━┳
LOL GUESS WHO'S BACK
KNB has ended, but my obsession hasn't
stage play!!
authors note!!!
kurobasu news!

Nothing's more fun than to annoy the shortest captain

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By Mia-Amano

Hello peeps! hope you are all having a good day!

I couldn't go to sleep...so this happened XD, anyways it's just for fun, so yea I hope you don't mind anything.

enjoy!

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1. tell him his name starts with 'A' and so does 'asshole'.

2. call him red demon.

3. ask him if his emperor eye works on himself.

4. get a pair of red scissors and let it rust.

5. carve the words 'absolute shit' on it.

6. gift him those scissors.

7. write 'From:(your name) To:(scissor addict) on the greeting card.

8. cut off the rest of his hairs with those scissors.

9. call him Bakashi.

10. Akashit is also good.

11. ask him to tell a joke.

12. dye his horse Yukimaru all red so it looks like him.

13. whenever he is around Kagami, yell 'i ship it'.

14. ask him how his mother died, on a daily basis.

15. tell everyone he is gayyy.

16. call him a chuunibyou.

17. tell him Kido Tsubomi is a better leader than him.

18. say tofu's for bitchez with no teeth.

19. show his eyes to death the kid.

20. call him short, then say you can help him about it.

21. tell him about the dragon balls and send him on a journey to find them.

22. convince shenron to tell him that it's beyond his power to make him taller.

23. write 'nijimura's property' on his face while he is asleep.

24. call him a nerd.

25. lock him in a room with Izaya.

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second part is on its way~~~

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