DC Headcanon's 3: Now with 10...

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You know what this is Mere

wattpads website is unusable
don't look at me that way
i'm really going with this aren't i
m'kay but
It's Not Real
more
go take a nap
soft new york/dc
Cycle
love isn't real
beef with the monitors
y'know
13
Meta 1
what'll it be fellas
steven's here to help
and now it's your problem
i will die with my headcanons
more of this
20
this might as well happen
The Secret Account
23
shower thought
more early morning thoughts
possible idea
The First Step
a note
πŸ‘€
Florida
remember tiger king
it's shit dad time o'clock
yep
two enby's in love
spicy straight
California
scumbag
PANCAKES
i was big into this show before future
is it a ship if it doesn't use this song once
writing vent
woke up and chose violence
Meta 4
Lover
Louisiana
WAIT
A Hard Conversation
i'm probably just projecting
key of awesome had bops tho
50
more government trio
i love these three idiots
bayonse pls
double booked
WAIT WAIT
Meta 3
you don't want to end up like your mother do you
Mother's Day
Complete
please stop it
some idc stuff
Us Against the World
the power of the babe
more kid content
it's choose violence o'clock
consider
except the burlington near me is shit
more goverment trio
this isn't a meta but more of a thought
i promise i won't dwell on this but
wots all this then
innocent bby district
Guide
i've been listening to 'em a lot
why did this come in my head
BRINGING IT BACK
this is cursed
Meta 5
oh my god wait
Watching Them Burn
more on the make up cuss im in ulta
listen i am not creating a timeline
okay one last thing
it was 2005 they all sounded like this
alright fine
It's Over
we were born sick
OKAY
Gone Wrong
this song is actually cute
i'm doing extra work so i don't come off offensive with this
Your Complexion Will Bring All the Boys In
I'm Just Like You
Meta 6
crippling social anxiety
96
utah voice: i hate it here
cheese
this goes with that oops edit too
the lesson here? don't read the comments
gagagarage (I have no witty title for this)
*sticks flag in ground*
Meta 7
step it up people
i'm gonna end up filling up this book too
more idc stuff
Meta 8
Shared Experience
all the small things
hey so uh
Government Family
mmbop
stop being in love with a man whose younger then you @ me
two things
sugar addict is also my favorite headcanon
snapgrams
i dunno why but i can't get it out of my head
CONSIDER
holidays
kiiiinda dark
Unraveling
Hiding the Pain
124
god are dull
meta 8
this audio now lives rent free in my head
Young and Beautiful
god this is cursed
in less cursed news
hall
i don't know why either
Meta 9
i'm procrastinating on that one headcanon where District's in a band
being a fan of reviewers ruined me
yeah im gushing what about it
im really doing this huh
Infected
ugh
kinda dark
okie enough angst for now
started, had a breakdown, enjoy
HIM?
i mean who hasn't
im making a list
i think is helpful
we don't talk about insomniac DC enough
leeeetuuucee
things were far from great
Rating Things My Boyfriend Does Sleep Deprived
Pudding at 4 in the Morning
he beyond dead
We Can Win
i'll make another guide
full meta
Meta 10
dc will adopt them don't try him
got me thinking
Coloring on my Skin
It's Destiny
his band is very early 2000s pop punk ya know like Panic
fuck dunn
*high pitched note*
Has He Got a Zoo
dancin' crab
brain stop it
alright
Meta 12
honestly
the secret vent account
another quick guide
hoo boy
an idea
They Are Our Legacy
oh my heck
through a silver storm
Big Brother Gov
they're my babies
i mean more like club
a few things
Maccies
Meta 12
good morning i'm choosing violence again
Always
slightly spoilers
wait wait wait
okie
i need to slow down
again i havent watched him in years
im thinking about their homes
i'm going to fill the rest of the book with this aren't i
look there's gonna be a book 4
so what should i call book 4
wears a pretty hat
and i hate that it's so catchy
spite
Meta 13
i got a title for the next one yall
im holding onto 200 until i can get to my laptop
Stronger Than Yesterday

Being Comfortable

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DC played with his hair in the mirror of his bedroom and sighed. California had dyed his hair again, a pretty pastel color that made Louisiana whistle and Texas call him prettier than a sunset in Texas. DC had loved the color on his boyfriend, and complimented him with the others but deep down he felt jealous.

What he wouldn't give to dye his hair.

In his deepest fantasies, DC was able to dye his hair any color of the rainbow and everyone would love it. Realistically, DC went back to Washington four days a week so unless he wanted to out himself to all the Republicans and Trump cultists that worked in his building, his hair color had to stay neutral. It sucked but it was part of being the federal government.

But DC may have found a solution to all that.

DC reached next to him and pulled up a bag from a year round Halloween store, pulling out a cheap plastic wig. It was the best he could do on his budget; surely Gov would wonder where two hundred dollars went (although he'd be more than accepting) and DC couldn't risk it yet. He tore open the bag and pulled the shiny wig out, smoothing down the sides before getting it ready, then pulling it over his head.

The wig was way too small, it was cheaply made of course, and it shone badly in the light and was shedding like a dog.

But DC felt beautiful.

He twirled the strands of hair in his fingers, tried to do different looks (although his real hair got in the way of that) and just, in general, found so much gender euphoria wearing the wig. It was like he'd actually dyed his hair the horrendous pink color.

"Rosie?"

DC jumped and tore the wig off his head, spinning around to face California standing in the doorway.

"Were you wearing a wig?" California teased entering the room.

"Uh....no! I....it's a scarf." DC lied. California lifted DC's arm, revealing the cheap wig he had clutched in his hands, chuckling.

"Really? A Party City wig? I had higher hopes for you." California smirked.

"I-It's all I can afford." DC muttered looking down.

"Baby why don't you let me dye your hair? You'd love it, and it'll make you look so gorgeous." California pointed out cupping DC's cheek.

"I can't poppy!" DC said with a sigh. "It'll never come out by the time I have to go to Washington, and I'm not out there. The best thing I can do is cheap wigs." California looked between the fake wig he held in his hand then back at his boyfriend before smiling.

"I think I have an idea." California announced.

"W-Wha?" DC asked before a finger was brought to his lips.

"Aht, you leave that to me." California whispered getting closer to DC. "You stay here, I'll be right back." DC felt a shiver go through his spine and nodded. California kissed DC before leaving the bedroom, and DC finally relaxed.

Although he was fearful at what his boyfriend had planned.


Later that day, DC was (for once) sleeping with his head on Louisiana's lap and feet on Florida's lap when California came bursting through the front door.

"Is rosie around?" California asked.

"Poppy SHH." Florida ordered pointing at a sleeping DC.

"Awww man. I wanted him to see the wigs I bought him." California whined holding up his bag.

"Wigs?" Louisiana asked turning around, adjusting himself so he didn't disturb his boyfriend. "You bought darlin' wigs?"

"He wants dyed hair, but can't because of work. So I figure this is a compromise." California said with a smile as DC groaned.

"Mm....what's going on?" DC mumbled sitting up a little.

"Cali bought you wigs Dee!" Florida announced making DC sit up fully.

"WIGS? Poppy, but they're so expensive..."

"Hey....I said I had a plan didn't I?" California said with a wink making DC blush. He tossed the bag at DC and jumped over the couch to sit between him and Florida. "Try one on."

"O-Okay." DC whispered reaching into the bag. He was hit with a bunch of pastel colored wigs, some mermaid hair, some a solid color. They were all so pretty and bright, and DC could feel joy rising in his stomach. He pulled out a purple mermaid hair wig and held it in his hands, running his fingers through the texture of the fake hair.

"Before you try it on you need a wig cap." California announced reaching into the bag and pulling out a small package. He ripped it open and before he knew it, DC felt something squeezing his head.

"You look like Mr. Clean, darlin'." Louisiana teased.

"Ready? I think I got the right size." California asked taking the wig from DC. DC nodded and in a swift motion he felt something else get added to his head. For a while no one spoke.

"Oh no, it is bad?" DC asked fearfully.

"Holy. Shit." Florida whispered.

"Baby....you look amazing." California whispered.

"Do I?" DC asked as Louisiana quickly left the living room.

"That color suits you!" California said with a grin as Louisiana returned with a small hand held mirror.

"Take a look darlin'." Louisiana said gently handing DC the mirror. DC glanced at himself in the mirror and his mouth dropped. The wig would have to be styled and fitted to fit him, but for the first time in his life, he felt.....comfortable, with who he was. The happy feeling in his stomach exploded and suddenly he was grinning ear to ear, gently stimming against his leg.

"I look BEAUTIFUL." DC gasped unable to cope with how happy he was feeling. Florida hugged him tight and California was clearly trying to hold back his own tears.

"You suit it well, darlin'. God we're so lucky to have you." Louisiana whispered kissing DC's head.

"Holy shit, I need to find outfits that go with this-a-and, I need to show Gov and IDC. Wow I really look like IDC with this on." DC rambled.

"And maybe someday you'll be able to dye your hair properly." California said with a soft watery smile, happy his partner was expressing who he really was.

"But this is good for now." DC said leaning forward and kissing California. "Thank you. Thank you so much."

"Anything for you rosie, all I want you to be is comfortable in your own skin." California whispered, taking DC out of Florida's arms as the chaos gremlin jumped up to run to find Texas and New York to demand he come out and see DC.

"I'm much better than I was a year ago." DC whispered against California's chest and California smiled.

DC happy was the only thing he wanted in the world. 

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