So lets go u walked into your new home okay ya still with me, ok so.
You looked into its beautiful mahogany boards and blushed at it.
Okat so it wuz night and u slept on ur couch and guess what....u fell on da floor.
You woke up and u were on da floor and then u started talking to it.
So them it was all like oh hey ur lookin fineeeeeee.
Y'all talked for like 5 hours and your roommate wuz bout to call a therapist for u
So the floor noticed this and gobbled up ur roommate.
Now you were so distracted with its waxy cover you didnt see the murder.
Okay now its been a week and u were at this coffee shop.
You were bout to leave when you fell in love...with ur coffee cup
Now u were making out with ur cup.
You got home and saw the floor sad.
You asked wut wuz wrong and they said "U BEEN CHEATIN ON MEH WITH COFFEE!"
You were surprised and concerned for ur coffee cup.
So then the floor was all like "Break up with that coffee im much better."
You refused and then da floor wuz like if I cant have u then the cup cant and he gobbled u up.